9 - Meet the Senile Inanimate Objects

[Clarence]

[chex]

Denny's!!

[Clarence]

By the way, that's my actual cell phone that I've had for over 5 years, I got it when me and Tee were only just starting to hang out together at her insistence. She's been through like 4-5 cell phones by now but my old one keeps going and that kind of annoys her. I like it because I drop it all the time and it still works ... if I had a modern one I would drop it once and it would be dead.

[Wesley]

Why is the woman a chamber pot? Or rather, why is the chamber pot a woman? Ha ha hah a!

[Clarence]

I don't know, it looked feminine to me when I sorted all the old objects I found.

[bella]

Thaddeus is still alive! Did you find these old things in your attic?

[Clarence]

Yes

[Clarence]

I sure hope Great Dot survives the next comic page!!!

Somebody will get dead in the next comic

Suspence!!!

[chex]

Yeah, I really don't see you killing off Dot.

[Wesley]

Hey, anything could happen in this crazy story!

[Clarence]

Honestly, Chex made me want to kill you just for spite.

[chex]

Totally not deliberate.

[Clarence]

lol - Chex may be becomming the main villain of my comic now.

[chex]

I'm far too sweet for that.

[Princess Tee]

You are so full of shazam!!!!! I've had 3 phones during the existence of your piece of shazam! phone. All of which, by the way, have been free because I do contracts and whenever I renew they give me a free phone. It took you 4 years to pay off your phone! and the reason I hate your phone is because half the time when you get a text you ask me to reply for you and you have to press crazy hard on the buttons for them to work. Oh and lets not forget about the 3 days when it randomly stopped working and you made me set an alarm in my phone for 3 hours before I had to get up for you.

YOUR PHONE MUST DIE!!!!!!!

By the way, that's my actual cell phone that I've had for over 5 years, I got it when me and Tee were only just starting to hang out together at her insistence. She's been through like 4-5 cell phones by now but my old one keeps going and that kind of annoys her. I like it because I drop it all the time and it still works ... if I had a modern one I would drop it once and it would be dead.

[chex]

Uh oh. Honeymoon's over.

[Clarence]

Uh oh. Honeymoon's over.

lol - she just REALLY hates my phone.

The longer it lives the more awesome it is cause it makes her more annoyed.

It's going to be at my funeral.