Characters (old eps 217-246)

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Characters (old eps 217-246)

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Here is a list of characters which will be updated as new comics come out and things change -- contains spoilers if you haven't read the 216th comic and beyond!!! Let me know if thereis mitsakes

--Feel free to suggest updates to be made to this page or if you're a mod, just edit it as you like. Treat it like Wikipedia.


-----Characters based on actual NELG members :)-----


Image Great Dot - A friendly blue dot who is laid back and is constantly doing renovations on his house or having food themed parties. Has a brother, Boggle.

Image Boggle - Great Dot's brother. Makes awesome Burritos. Always around to help Great Dot with his never ending renovations. Always likes to help out and give advise to anyone. An all around great dot!

Image Ninja - Great Dot's stealthy brother, now you see him, now OW MY EYE!!

Image Strawberry Chex - An awesome kick-bottom cereal who always gets stuck with a bad online date. Has three little cereals children.

Image Froot Loop - Eldest spawn of Strawberry Chex. Future neurosurgeon.

Image Apple Jack - Middle spawn of Strawberry Chex. A curious cereal who loves to jump and climb.

Image Corn Pop - Youngest spawn of Strawberry Chex. Always wants a snack.

Image Bella - She is a bell who helps babysit for Strawberry Chex sometimes.

Image LaMeow - A zen-cat who hates arguments/fights and likes the color blue and chocolate. Oh and occasionally looses her temper when she feels pressured by others.

Image Dowster - A British chap who loves to put on silly faces and make people laugh. Disappears often but when he comes back it's awesome!

Image Cho - The town butterfly!

Image Shay - An artist who of course would be an artist paint brush :)

Image Sizz - A musical music stand who loves to make awesome music!

Image Nich - A hedgehog who loves to play video games about other hedgehogs.

Image Eff - Bad at English and obsessed with Clarence ... !!!

Image Moe - A lawnmower who's obsessed with technology.

Image Forky - A German genius who beat every smurf game he ever played

Image Cherry Pepsi - Leader of the League of Severe Evil and an all out amazing guy all the way around despite being the leader of an evil organization. Former human turned Cherry Pepsi!

Image Princess Tee - She's a pretty intense presence in the league! Has a pet unicorn named Frederick! A telekinetic super stiletto of epic proportions and quite possibly the most powerful character in the show! Very intimidating and not afraid to stand up to anyone or just yell a lot.


-----More friends-----


Image Frederick - Princess Tee's pet unicorn that talks and has magical powers.

Image Dr. Lego - A Lego nurse who used the league influence to become a doctor!! She is outrageously stupid even when it comes to knowing anything that pertains to being a doctor which she has been working very hard to be... Now wears a reflective doctor thing to seem more ... doctor like.

Image Charlie the Chainsaw - A Chainsaw who carries a chainsaw ...

Image Crankshaft - A smurf crank shaft and friend of Great Dots'.

Image Pierre Razor - French straight razor that shaved criminals before they faced the guillotine. Not really evil, but numb to both life and death. Until he met Monica, a sexy Italian switch blade who made him realize there is more to life... until Peach Ring absconded with her to America!

Image Jackknife - A Swiss Delegate who got swept into an unexpected adventure when Bread Slice borrowed his body for a while.

Image Mr. Matt - A resistor who can resist ANYTHING!!! Turned against the Hat People cause he was treated too badly :(


-----The rest-----


Image Lando Banana The banana that Sir Walter lived on for a while. Was actually the sole surviving banana from when Maurice made a bunch of banana babies. Is evil and insane and wants revenge on everyone for standing by while Sir Walter had control of his body.

Image Master Loaf - A strange, wise and master being from Dimension B, the baked goods dimension. Was on a grand mission to stop the great evil AKA Supreme Hat from taking over all the dimensions!

Image Crepes - French Henchman of Maurice! Seems often confused by Maurice's antics.

Image Pastor Podium - The very honest pastor of the local church.

Image The Killer Suppository - A evil doer who does evil things to balloon knot.

Image Deflated Balloon - Has frequent temper tantrums if he doesn't get his way.

Image Dr. Disc - The greatest doctor this world has ever seen who is madly in love with Dr. Lego.

Image Creepy Bar Owner - A bar owner who owns it at being creepy.

Image Milk Crate - A poor happy go lucky milk crate who was taken over by the hat people as his body is perfect to store things! Seriously, milk crates are great! They're durable, can store things, be stack-able etc etc

Image Sammy - An old cellphone who refuses to die! Seriously!

Image Parker - Peter's twin sister who loves romantic comedies and long relaxing baths. From dimension E.

Image ??? - A random eyeball who had his mind controled by a Christmas hat for over a decade and is very confused and disturbed right now.

Image Officer Badge - A really bad police officer - like the worst

Image Officer Winona - Some kind of whorry police officer lady


-----Dimension U: Unicorn People-----


Image Belpheobe - Frederick's former girlfriend from the unicorn dimension but didn't satisfy her needs.

Image Dwayne - The guy ... er Uniman who moved in on Frederick's girl and then kicked Frederick's bottom.

Image King Unicorn - King of the Unicorn peoples in Dimension U: The Unicorn dimension.

Image WTF - OMG!!!


-----Illuminati-----


Image ??? - Leader of the Illuminati! Has lots of wisdom and knows everything that's going on all over the world at all times.

Image ??? - The Illuminati muscle. He is the strongest of ... the group full of light bulbs ... ...

Image ??? - The tiny but feisty member of the group!

Image ??? - The trickster of the group.

Image ??? - The balloon knot of the group, seriously this guy's a son of a jabberwocky!!

Image ??? - The tall guy of the group. He reaches things that are up high ...

Image ??? - The fat guy of the group. Has a paranoia related eating disability.


-----Deceased Characters!!!-----


Image Magneto (AKA Mr. Gray) - The first death in the comics from this poorly named character who is loud and has magnetic powers ... he accidentally pulled a plane into himself and died and the League of Shadowy Figures blames Cushion who was there at the time being harassed by Magneto.

Image Mortimer Maximus Manheim Junior III -Mortimer lead a very sheltered yet structured life with his strict parents, a wagon wheel and a bent coat-hanger. Forbidden to watch TV he wasn't able to learn things as quickly as his peers, which were few and far between because he was home schooled and not allowed to have friends. Sadly his sheltered life lead to be his undoing as he was unable to recognize the danger of the lit bomb he was holding that blew him up at McDonalds on a random Wednesday. He was one day away from being promoted to manager too, sad.

Image Evil Flower - A surprisingly evil flower who lost his head!

Image Monica - Peach Ring's knife who died tragically

Image Ephraim the Eraser - A killer eraser that erased everything he touched! Seems to regret that he can't touch anything but had his assistant Mustafa touch things on his behalf.

Image English Cucumber - Was very attractive to the ladies.... until he was treated too rough and broke in half.

Image Roy - Liked old music. Choked to death on ketchup?? Former member of the Elite Elderly Circuit.

Image Winebottle - A happy go lucky wine bottle who loved to have people over for a glass of wine. Very friendly but picked the wrong friends it seems...

Image Clippy - Crazy candy addict who was very stupid/random and always liked to go on an adventure and tried to be a good guy.

Image Mr. Gear - Stoner balloon knot who was especially mean to Clippy and never wanted to do anything, seriously lazy and unhelpful. Seemed kind of evil really.

Image Cheesus - Alcoholic former super hero who drank because he lost his powers and was totally useless in the end.

Image Steroids Man - A character who did steroids a lot and lost control of himself often. A very original character because I'm not so out of ideas that I'm starting to rip myself off.

Image Mr. Bucket - The bucket who exposed the Shadowy Figures' true appearance. He died so gruesomely I don't dare explain what happened

Image Pine - Sir Chair’s on again / off again wife. She didn’t have a lot of options, obviously. Mr. Gear and Clippy's dead Mom.

Image Beth - Peach Ring's baseball bat girlfriend who, like Monica the knife, never talked or was known to be sentient.

Image Knob - Hasn't been the same since tube left him.

Image Smokey - Was high all the time! Screwed up or forgot to complete his evil plans because he got high, because he got high, because he got high!! Also ran the weed store and was Mr. Gear's #1 supplier before Mr. Gear died.

Image Professor Tobacco Pipe - Had bladder problems and missed his Grandson, Smokey. Died in a tragic Christmas explosion.

Image Lord Onion - League of Severe Evil's super short lived replacement for Smokey but Tee killed him as she's allergic to onions.

Image Hammond - Peachy's Katana which was gifted from Cushion. Hammond died when he was shattered to bits on Sir Slices magic crystal cane!!

Image Fenwick - A random brick that Peachy used to talk too.... ... ???

Image Dominick - Cushion's bra that Peachy used to talk too ... ?? !!! :O

Image Sir Slice - A dead hat person who's dead along with the pizza body it inhabited. A super low level henchmen of the Hat people who failed horribly at his job.

Image Benchy - A random bench that Cushion was sitting on in the first comic. Cushion flipped him over when trying to get away from Peach Ring on their first encounter. Benchy has since been trying to get back on his feet and wants to kill Cushion. Joined up with the elderly to help his cause.... but then left cause the elderly are useless.

Image ??? - The Hat who tried to take over the Deflated Balloon only to realize that maybe life is better just being dead.

Image ??? - A hat who failed to infiltrate the Illuminati!!

Image Miss Chamberpot - Only female member of the Elite Elderly Circuit who was maybe the least evil and maybe not evil at all, kind and caring actually.

Image Bigger English Cucumber - Older and fatter brother of English Cucumber. Also was kidnapped by Strawberry Chex.

Image ??? - An evil hat who had no morals and would go after women and children!!

Image Mr. Blue - Former member of the League of Shadowy figures who was kidnapped by the Hat People so Sir Walter could take his place in the League!

Image ??? - The Hat that tried to take over Blaza. He played with fire and got burnt :P. He also tried to take over Steve.

Image ??? - The Hat that tried to take over Sir Chair and then Dread Slice.

Image ??? - The hat that tried to take over Nurse Lego.

Image ??? - The hat that tried to take over Ban Hammer.

Image ??? - The hat that tried to take over Frederick.

Image ??? - The hat that tried to take over Tee .... and failed dramatically.

Image ??? - The hat that tried to take over Clarence!

Image Dame Genevieve - The only woman hat of Supreme Hat's top henchmen. Inherited Sir Slice's cane and was on a mission to help take over Earth! Successfully took over most of the Evil Bunch but got her bottom kicked by Princess Tee!

Image ??? - A hat who took over a milk crate so he could hide his fellow hats inside to sneak attack our heroes!

Image Gary - A hat who seems to be known for causing febreeze.

Image ??? - She was a total diva

Image ??? - Just another member of the Trojan Horse milk crate invasion team.

Image St Paddys Hat - A St Paddys themed hat who died immediately.

Image French Fries - Leader of Maurice's French henchmen. He was the plan guy, but often got impatient and handled things his own way.

Image Escargot - A slimy and slippery French henchman who leaved trails of slime for people to trip on.

Image Pie A La Mode - Everyone got hungry and ate the pie.

Image Frog Legs - A French henchman who was an expert at Judo and Kick-boxing. Was very fast and limber with his legs!!

Image Joey the Slide - A very innocent man who was at the wrong place at the wrong time :(

Image Dread Slice - Used to have a code name of Mr. Pink which he hated because he wore a red cape... which turned pink after a laundry malfunction. Also Nurse Lego found him creepy. Liked to carry and use bombs a lot. Got mad when others think he's gay but at the same time had a lot of gay qualities. Had a fun love/hate relationship with Ban Hammer. Lost his body to Bread Slice, who permanently took it over. Dread Slice was from dimension "E" also known as the Evil dimension, and that alternate to Bread Slice.

Image Sir chair - A veteran super villain who got his confidence back after Mr. Gear and Clippy finally died. Was determined to take over the world and felt invincible until he was killed by a unicorn...

Image Boris the Beard - When Peter the Great was trying to modernize Russia, he wanted all the old Russian men to shave their beards so they looked more like the France -- at the time, the most modern country in Europe. If they did not comply, they had to pay a Beard Tax. Boris was so outraged by this that he left Russia and has been wandering Europe as a Mercenary ever since. Boris : Beard For Hire.

Image Thaddeus - Evil Leader of the Elite Elderly Circuit who apparently was in some horrible accident! Then in another horrible face slicing off and sewn back on thing.

Image Arthur the Victorian Couch - Cushion's balloon knot/racist Grandfather who wants to have her killed. May have had Cushion's parents killed as well!

Image Covered Bridge - A really old member who likes to insult the other members.

Image Ole Scratchy - Has a seeing eye disorder or something.

Image 5 Hour Energy Drink - A bottle of 5 Hour Energy Drink who had his energy drank and became old with a beard/cane. Now very slow paced and filled with liquor instead.

Image ??? - Likes to stab at people with his pointy spike!!

Image ??? - Bladder control issues

Image ??? - Usually gives up too easily ...

Image ??? - Always sleepy and probably taking a nap right now!

Image ??? - She's got a lot of spunk!!

Image ??? - Gets shazam! done!

Image Steve - Rarely talks and generally creeps everyone out. His bark may be worse than his bite, or fire breath. Basically is a total jabberwocky, especially since Tee joined the group. He's very scared of her!

Image Blaza - A more gangster version of fire.

Image Evil Fedora - An evil formal fedora that infiltrated Great Dot's

Image ??? - An evil construction hat who infiltrated Great Dot's with his twin and were tortured to death

Image ??? - An evil construction hat who infiltrated Great Dot's with his twin and were tortured to death

Image Sir Phillip - A smurf tank with a modified weapon from space!!! Oh shazam!!!

Image Reaper - A hedgehog who loves to play video games about other hedgehogs.

Image Yellow Pepper - A fight crasher who crashed the wrong fight!

Image Car Battery - He was the leader of the Society of quilters and carried a blanket!!!

Image The Ibliss Trigger - The greatest villain and infiltrator of all places ... in his mind. Possessed by the hat that tried to go after LaMeow earlier in the comics.

Image Yo-Yo Ma - A pretty chill and cool yo yo who was pretty hip ... hip into killing that is.

Image Mustafa - Evil toiler paper roll that had toilet paper themed powers and is totally gangster! Formerly Ephraim the Eraser's assistant as Ephraim couldn't touch things.

Image ??? - A Hat that took over CNN news reporter Wolf Blitzer for a while.

Image Coke - A dangerous man who takes fabulous pictures!

Image ??? - An evil toque that took over Metal Diamond and crushed by the same.

Image Super Pear - Once a super hero but turned evil after his disdain for humanity and all it's corporate greed.

Image Bi-Polar Roller - A very happy sad happy sad HAPPY SAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Actually, that was an act to infiltrate the Evil Bunch with great success!

Image Spork Man - An angry fork/spoon hybrid who isn't afraid to stab people with his prongs of death!

Image The Crack Hen - A hen and crack pipe combination that needs to borrow money for drugs.

Image Clocky AKA Timekeeper AKA Handyman AKA Ronald - A clock by many names with some kind of multiple personality disorder who is obsessed with hiding in bushes and jumping out when someone happens to ask "What time is it?"

Image Mr. Universe - A mysterious gem from another dimension or something who has some kind of far out, cosmic powers. Brother to Metal Diamond.

Image Sir Nigel - A smurf awesome Magneto helmet that has taken over the body of a yummy chocolate chip cookie!! How smurf awesome is this for reals?

Image Sir Maxwell - A nut with a metal hat who is into heavy metal

Image Stripper Unicorn - A stripper and only unicorn to help Frederick with his problems. Was buff and all natural. Liked to say annoying things while kicking bottom!

Image Jake "The Neck" Giordano - Peachy's former steroids dealer before Frederick put him out of business.

Image Sir Montgomery - A Badass double barrel shotgun!! With a mad wild west attitude!

Image Science Hat - Supreme Hat's most important minister of sciences ... or knowing how to do shazam! that Supreme Hat is incapable of doing himself.

Image Lord Montague - Was Supreme Hat's second in command and had the body of a portal.

Image Sir Xavier - A hat person that had the body of electricity. One of Supreme Hat's elite henchmen.

Image ??? - A portal that can teleport anywhere who spent a lot of time being enslaved by hat people.

Image Yarn Ball - An innocent little yarn ball that was possessed by the most evil character on the show: Supreme Hat

Image Darryl the Double Down - A very fat and unhealthy KFC menu item that should have never been conceived.

Image Metal Diamond - The most indestructible character in my show!!!! Brother of Mr. Universe. EDIT: Turns out he was destructable

Image Barry the Bomb - Has an explosive personality if you get to know him.

Image Mandelbrot - Some guy who thinks he's Dowster's brother and has meme superpowers ???

Image 293 - Mandelbrot's Dad who thinks he's also Dowster's Dad and is bad at keeping his secret that he is actually their rival and wants to kill them.

Image Peter - Parker's twin brother who enjoys trapping and sucking the liquids out of his prey. From Dimension E.

Image Helen - Yet another lost kife of Peachy :(

Image Winston - Leader and supreme head commander of the elite bread stick army forces. From Dimension B.

Image Greggor - A birthday boy who died on his birthday and prefers red cars. From Dimension B.

Image Fat Walter - An evil, fat version of Walter who's extremely vulgar and horrible in most ways.

Image Evil Cushion - From the evil dimension - Not sure what the difference is between cushions to be honest.

Image Evil Mr. Gear - Killed in the evil dimension by Evil Clippy!!!

Image Evil Cheesus - Killed in the evil dimension by Evil Clippy!!!

Image Evil Clippy - Killed in the evil dimension by Evil Clippy!!!

Image Cushion - Cowardly pillow who everyone seems to want to kill. Has annoying hobbies as well as personality. She is a woman who has been pretending to be a man to inherit her Grandfather's money as her parents have died mysteriously. Recently gave birth to a child that may fulfill an ancient prophesy?

Image Bread Slice - Is super in love and mega obsessed with Cushion who he is now in a relationship with. He is from Dimension "B" as in baked goods and appears to be on some kind of secret mission?

Image Micro Hat - The tiniest hat who loves to spy on people.

Image Ban Hammer - A hammer that always tries to ban people and likes to argue. Gets mad cause other people like to use him as a ... hammer ...

Image Fred the Lover of Holiday Spirit - A Christmas themed former bad guy who only appears during the holidays. Now loves Christmas after visiting Great Dot's and no longer tries to ruin everyone's Christmas in horrible / stupid ways.

Image JawBreaker - A giant candy ball of death who loves to break people's jaws.

Image Sparky - A pile of electricity that was recently freed of hat enslavement and joined the good guys - yay!! But then, as a power source, he got sucked into a power cane and died :/

Image Evil Ban Hammer - Evil alternate of Ban Hammer but with the power of Thor!!

Image Hanthony - Always loves to give people a hand ... an EVIL hand!! (I'm running out of descriptions for these people)

Image Osama Bin Ladle - An evil terrorist who burns people with hot soup!!

Image Monsieur Maurice - French brother of Sir Walter who speaks French badly and is very annoying. Is very evil and random, enjoys chaos over order!

Image Éclair - A fat, often tired French henchman who likes to blow his load ... of custard all over people.

Image Evil Dowster - An angry brit who loves to give people shazam!.

Image Evil Eff - Evil version of Eff who's obsessed with the evil version of Clarence.

Image Fat Moe - Evil version of Moe, but instead of being obsessed with technology, he's obsessed with EATING EVERYTHING!!!

Image Evil Shay - An evil paint brush who loves to paint her enemies ... with their own blood!!!

Image Evil Cho - Evil butterfly who loves to lift people high up in the air and drop them into power lines and laugh.

Image Supreme Hat - This is the original Supreme Hat, ruler of Dimension H and the hat people before the ancient evil took him over and assumed his identity.

Image Forkenstein - Evil German pitchfork alternate of Forky who's just as smart and twice as deadly.

Image Evil Ninja - Another brother of Grape Dot who loves to sneak up on people and slice em to bits!!

Image Vlad the Inhaler - A very evil being who loves to inhale people ... it's creepy.

Image LaMurder - Evil brass cat statue that uses witchcraft to torture everyone.

Image Sizzle - She loves to murder people with trumpets and tambourines.

Image Gluten Free Oatmeal Chex - The most horrible version of Chex who's blood lust can not be quenched!!

Image Frankie Fidget Spinner - He loves to spin and spin and spin and get dizzy and puke all over everyone and ruin parties. He'll spin you right round, baby right round, like a record player, right round, right round.

Image Treble Clef - Always getting into all kinds of ... mischief.

Image X - Another evil letter like Evil Eff who's actually Evil Eff's Ex and he loves listening to DMX.

Image Hells Bells - Evil version of Bella who loves to kidnap people and beat them to death and cook them in a large pot.

Image Evil Boggle - Murderous brother to Grape Dot who loves to kill people who wears watches to add to his bloody watch collection.

Image Grape Dot - Leader of Dimension E, the Evil dimension - the opposite of Great Dot and wants to only harm everyone and maintain his reign as Emperor!

Image Evil Clarence - Alternate of our sexy neighbourhood Clarence and with a kick-bottom goatee to boot :O

Image Evil Princess Tee - Evil alternate Dimension E Princess Tee who loves to kidnap shirtless hunky celebrities.

Image Peachy - Murderous peach ring who is mostly a confused serial killer! Grows tired of disappointing adversaries that aren't worthy of the kill. Has unusual religious beliefs. Keeps getting bigger and he's on steroids. After a bad relationship with Cushion he may never be the same again. Super strong thanks to steroids, so much so that he seems to be immune to hat possession. Is now forever deaf after listening to loud, bad music.

Image Supreme Hat - Ancient evil being who took over a hat that in turn lead to taking over two dimensions. Strange ancient evil ball of energy that possessed the Demon Child!!.

Image Daemos - The evil demon spawn of Cushion and Clippy after their one off wild tickle fight romp. Suffered from rapid aging syndrome. Lastly possessed by the great evil!!

Image Vinny the Vacuum - An old, broken down vacuum that Great Dot repaired and is now completely loyal to Great Dot.

Image Sir Walter - Cushion and Bread Slice's former landlord. Former member of the League of Shadowy Figures, but quit! Enjoys a good monocle, cane and top hat. Sleazily usurped his way to become king of England! Had hilarious eye problems. Has a cane that seems to have unlimited additional functions but is currently out of power. Actually a member of the Hat People who plan to take over Earth. Sir Walter is actually a Hat from another dimension that can control anyone who wears him. Him, along with the fellow hat people are from dimension "H" for hats. Although a hat person, they hate him and want him dead forcing him to be on our side ... we hope.
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Re: Updated Character List 7.0

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Major changes are coming to this character list so I thought I will make one final version before the end of the series - this will be updated as things change right to the last episode. Let me know if anything is missing or wrong.
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