Here are some ninja facts:
A ninja can survive for over 1000 miles on peanut butter.
Sometimes Ninja hide in mud.
Once Ninja kicked a piece of a desk into a wall.
He wore boots that had pieces missing from the insole.
Does not like mushrooms.
He established the rule: if you have a box of kittens, you must make them fight like J.I. Joe action figures.
It is our Ninja's birthday today!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NINJA!!!!
P.S. Ninja shares a birthday with John Cleese, Niccolo Paganini, and he has the Chinese Zodiac sign of Iron Monkey.
NINJA
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