Knock knock jokes

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Knock knock jokes

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No YOU'RE a poo.
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Seriously, can we ban him?
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Re: Knock knock jokes

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Oh, come on... that's a classic!
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moe wrote:Seriously, can we ban him?
I can do MUCH worse! :twisted:
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Re: Knock knock jokes

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling awful knock, knock jokes :P .
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banantca mad that I said banana again!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
*to whom.

You didn't say these had to be funny, right?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow w-
MOO!
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Post by chex »

Cho wrote:Knock Knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
*to whom.

You didn't say these had to be funny, right?
:lol: Yes!
nich wrote:Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow w-
MOO!
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