A Fortune Teller

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EpicGuy
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A Fortune Teller

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Before you read this, post a number between 1 and 100.


















1:You get 6000 donuts in the mail tomorrow
2:You will be able to run 50mph
3:You will cause a car crash
4:You win $250,000 in the lottery
5:You lose 1 dollar
6:You get 1 dollar
7:You are lucky
8:You are able to jump high
9:You win a vacation at the Bahamas
10:You lose $50 to the lottery
11:You get an instant pass to level 300 on NELG.
12:You make your own level game
13:You go to jail for 1 month
14:You go to jail for 1 month, but you have a get out of jail free card
15:You go insane off of NELG
16:You will die in 2019
17:You will have a good life until age 50, where everyone but you in the family dies
18:You are forced to eat those 6000 donut you got in the mail all at once
19:You are granted the power to pick another number (stop scrolling down if you picked 19)
20:You have to read the entire list of numbers 897 times.
21:You die today
22:You never die
23:You become the first person to have an IQ of 500
24:Your worst enemy dies
25:Your worst enemy gets $1m
OMG FINALLY ONE QUARTER DONE IDK HOW I WILL FINISH THAT TOOK ME 10 MINS
26:You are forced to play NELG 4hrs a day
27:You are killed by a murderer 5 days after the 20th person gets into the hall of fame
28:You are the richest man on the world by 2027
29:You win: NOTHING!!!
30:You get brainwashed and have to start NELG all over again
31:You are forced to read a book
32:You are forced to not read a book
33:You forget what 1+1 is
34:You play temple run
I am out of ideas at this point.
35:BANKRUPT
36:LOSE A TRUN
37:You lose $666 and the devil haunts you forever
38:You have pain for 2 seconds
39:You have pain for 2 years
40:NOTHING AGAIN!!!
41:YOU DIE RIGHT NOW
42:You find 10000 lucky pennies and win $100
43:You can only talk in emojis
44:YOUCANONLYTALKWITHALLCAPSANDNOSPACES
45:You cannot use the letter e
46:JACKPOT $1B!
47:You win the jackpot then lose it
48:YOU ARE FORCED TO HAVE SEVERE PAIN UNTIL YOU DIE!!!
49:You are granted infinite power
50:BAD LUCK!
When I finish the list in 2018 I will be happy.
51:KILLED BY ME IN 2 DAYS
52:You can play cookie clicker
53:You get tortured
54:sdrawkcab klat ylno nac uoY
55:You cant talk in English anymore
56:KILLED BY ME AGAIN (this time right now)
57:You cant play NELG or go on the forums anymore
58:KILLED BY ME AGAIN(wow, I cannot believe I like killing so much)
59:You go insane by making this list (like I did)
60:You will die in 2070(a very long life)
61:You lose the sense of smell
62:You lose the sense of hearing
63:You lose the sense of touch
64:You lose the sense of sight
65:You lose the sense of taste
66:You lose all 5 senses
I think I'm getting close to that 70000 character limit.
67:You sleep 3 hours a day
68:You sleep 21 hours a day
69:Please take this game seriously. Nothing happens.
70:You win the lottery, but its prize was only $300
71:Your best friend dies
72:You die (by me)
73:This whole forum shuts down
74:NELG never existed
75:You never existed
PLEASE HELP ME IM GOING INSANE FROM THIS LIST
76:Your whole family dies (by me)
77:I die (by me)
78:Everyone dies (by me)
79:I stop killing everyone
80:We switch positions (on the game board)
81:I KILL PEOPLE
82:I PASS LEVEL 266
83:PICK AGAIN(stop scrolling if you picked 83)
84:You computer dies (by me)
85:You can only talk in black text
86:YOU GO INSANE FOR NO REASON
87:I KILL YOU
88:Your phone dies (by me)
89:YOU CAN ONLY TALK WITH CONSONANTS
90:You kill me (by stabbing)
ALMOST THERE.....
91:You kill me (by shooting)
92:You go back to being 2 years old
93:You go to sleep for 100 years (and get killed by me)
94:NOTHING HAPPENS
95:*dead* (by me)
96:You burp every 2 seconds
97:I come back to life if you killed me (and I get revenge by killing you)
98:You can only eat every 5 days
99:You get killed by me
100 (finally):You find out how many people I have killed















For anyone who picked 100, I killed 6000 people, I made those donuts out of them.
Total time:32min 12sec
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LaLou
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Re: A Fortune Teller

Post by LaLou »

You must be so bored.
EpicGuy
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Re: A Fortune Teller

Post by EpicGuy »

I was. And I was half asleep.
;-;
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