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 Post subject: I am really good at ocular size and space gauging
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 4:45 am 
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Seriously, I have a talent and it would make for a bad Xman.

Guys, I can look at anything and without measuring or testing I KNOW it will fit somewheres. Like if I have a box and a space on a shelf I will look at it and go "That will fit there" And it always does and fits BEAUTIFULLY, like you couldn't place a trading card in the remaining space. I'm that accurate.

Anyone else have similar powers.

I'm not joking I do this all the time, I am an elite packer and everyone envies me or is astonished by my performances.

Another power I have is superior stacking / balancing abilities. I can take any random things that most people can't balance and it blows people's minds.

I balanced 4, count em FOUR of my wife's EOS lip balm things.

What talents do you have that are otherwise pointless or impractical in real life.

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 Post subject: Re: I am really good at ocular size and space gauging
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I can tell the speed of clouds.

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 Post subject: Re: I am really good at ocular size and space gauging
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I once was followed by a fish.

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 Post subject: Re: I am really good at ocular size and space gauging
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You sound like you don't believe me and this makes me sad :(

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 Post subject: Re: I am really good at ocular size and space gauging
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I'd like to apologize and explain: Many years ago, my brother (the one who has never posted in here...) had a coworker named George who always said these lame things. Someone made a list, and those were a few of the items from the list. Others were that he had a license to drive the Space Shuttle Crawler, and that a dog looked at him in a strange way.

To get back on topic, I can look at a nut or bolt and tell you what wrench goes on it almost every time. Once in a while a Metric nut will throw me off, but English measurements are etched in my brain. Spark plug? 5/8 of an inch... unless it is an older Ford, then it was 13/16. There you go.

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