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Here are the characters

DON'T READ THIS IF YOU AREN'T UP TO DATE IN THE STORY, as it may contain SPOILERS

The Manager: A mysterious man who manages and takes care of Steroids Man. A very dark and shadowy character who we can never get a clear look at... kinda seems like a bit of an evil dude really, as he does questionable things on a regular basis.

~League of Evil~

~~Steroids Man: This is the main hero of the show..... he's on steroids..... like he actually injects himself with steroids on a regular basis. He is bulked up to the max, except for his hands which are tiny..... he is prone to rage black-outs which causes him to go into fits of anger and do evil things.... he recently became a super villain after some coaxing from the Manager. He wears a really cool bulletproof red costume.... just picture a red tick, but with no antennas, and really tiny hands.... his arms are so muscular he cant' physically put them down. He has an emblem of a syringe on his chest.

~~The Master - The leader of the League of Evil.... a league of super villains.... he hides behind a smoke screen at all times which turns red when he gets angry, always oversees and runs League of Evil meetings.

~~Wheels: - A super intelligent super villain who is handicapped and in a wheel chair. He is bald and wears all black and looks really evil. Always has cool sunglasses on and evil looking eyebrows. His wheel chair is full of technical gizmos that he created, he's like a computer whiz scientist guy. Desperate for revenge on Steroids Man from behind humiliated because of his handicap

~~Metal Face: A very evil villain who wears a sheet metal mask to cover his "hideous and deformed face".... he is VERY evil ... his main goal is to kill Steroids Man..... he has a metal face, and wears metal gauntlets.... and a cool black cape. Wants to kill Steroids Man even though the two of them never actually crossed paths, and Steroids Man has no clue he even exists.

~~Dr. Bad - The world's first ever super villain .... he was a big threat last century... he is now 134 years old and wears his old wrinkly costume.... a gray costume with a large B on it for Dr. Bad.... very senile and forgets everything and what's going on

~~Phil - Kinds like a male nurse guy who takes care of Dr. Bad .... very timid and nervous skinny guy... nerdy looking, wears thick glasses and always has a white dress shirt on.

~~The Mastodon - A large guy in a brown mastodon costume with tusks. He's 10 feet tall and as wide as a car (the front of a car) .... He robs banks all the time ans enjoys beating the crap out of Steroids man.

~~Magnet Hands - A villain with large cartoony horseshoe magnet hands

~~Pylon Man - A man who wears a traffic cone on his head.... and places pylons on busy intersections during important holidays.

~~Earthquake - A super fat man who weights 2 tonnes.... eats all the time... and has a construction crew with him all the time to rip holes in buildings so he can fit in them.

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Sneaky Snake - A self proclaimed master of espionage and infiltration who actually sucks really badly...

Pencil Man - A superhero who wears a titanium pencil costume. He has a pencil eraser for a bottom, and a pointy lead tip on the top oh his head. He is a tall guy with long arms and legs. He has metal devices on his arms that shoot out pencils with tremendous force. He always tries to maintain his pencil theme via his actions and the words he chooses when he talks.

Chief Rodney Pomblechook - Chief of police

Stevie - Former Henchman who now lives with his parents.

Amanda - Former henchwomen who is extremely athletic and apparently knows martial arts.

Robot - An unnamed robot that The Manager built for Steroids Man to have a sidekick. He's loud and VERY annoying, also practically indestructible so Steroids Man won't have a roid rage and destroy him.

Chad The Butcher - A huge man, nearing as wide as he is tall, but not exactly fit and never wears a shirt. He wears a pair of red track paints, that are tucked into a pair of combat boots, and an elbow pad. He is an ex-wrestler who's a little crazy and still thinks he's fighting in front of a crowd at all times.

Viper - One of Metal Face's top henchmen... a man so full of drugs that when he spits on you, you'll become addicted to heroin

Fireball - A naked cocaine addict who believes he can breathe fire. (Metal Face's top henchman)

Stabby knife hands - A man with knives for hands. (Metal Face's top henchman)

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The council of superheros:

~~Ultra Man: a superhero who kinda looks like DC comics Super Man, but with a giant "U" on his chest, and wears a mysterious ring that he keeps playing with.

~~Robo-Obama: A robotic representative of President Obama, who records and sends the meetings to the white house.

~~The Invisible Man: A Clearly visible man who is wearing a black suit with gold thunder-bolts and glitter dust, with the words "Invisible Man" running down his chest and one of his legs.

~~Half Man Half Speed Boat: Ok, picture "Two Face" from Batman.... only instead of having a burnt half of his body, half of his body is a speed boat, in the upright position. He is EXACTLY half a person and half a speed boat.

~~Frost Bite: A tiny, little emo kid superhero who has to live in an open refrigerator as if he doesn't remain cold, he'll die. He skin is blue, and he has ice built up in his hair.

~~Drew: A normal looking every day guy with no powers at all.

~~Hawk Eyes: A man in a hawk costume.

~~Polaroid Man: A man with a Polaroid camera for a head.

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~~Characters who are currently deceased in the series~~

Dave: Dave is Steroids Man's side-kick and room-mate. ..... he's high all the time, and usually has no idea what's going on.... he always has the munchies. Dave sucks all-together...

Maverick: A scary guy who wears an army uniform and has super strength, actually stronger then Steroids Man. Completely insane and loves to cause death and destruction and screw over Steroids Man as much as possible!

Stephanie: Steroids Man's 3rd girlfriend.... she was a feisty one who knew how to kick a bit of bottom, and loves to have tickle fight with Steroids Man as much as possible.

The King of Spades: This is Steroids Man's second villain.... well not really a villain... just some depressed guy who couldn't decide on a theme for his evil self.....

The Human Pigeon: Basically some wino in a ridiculous pigeon costume.... this was Steroids Man's first ever bad guy to fight.....

Charlena: This is Steroids Man's first girlfriend.... who he accidentally killed in the heat of passion.... she died just before the start of the story... she is the reason Steroids Man turned to good and became a superhero...

Rebecca: Steroids Man's second girlfriend, who motivated him to continue on being a superhero and be self confident.

Steroids Man's Dad - An evil man who was responsible for the creation of Steroids Man.... desperate for liquor money he pumped his kid full of steroids in hopes to increase his chances of winning a gulf tournament.

Glider Man - A menace who wears a glider suit and drives around in a scissor lift while swooping down and stealing from the elderly....

Evil Steroids Man - A clone of Steroids Man who never holds back on a Roid rage attack and has no sense of good, as that part of his brain is blocked.

The Black Phoenix - A guy who looks like Samuel L Jackson, and wears a black suit with wings... he is the former leader of the henchmen union and controls which super villain gets to use them. (Henchmen Union no longer in existence)

The Aggravator - A super villain who specializes in annoying the poutine out of people and wears an indestructible white uniform... with metal nuts and bolts glued on it... his appearance is insane, pink clown hair and stuff.

Utility Man - One of the better super heroes in my story.... has an orange utility belt that contains EVERYTHING... totally in love with himself and really likes to play the super hero role.

Forehead Man - A man with a HUGE forehead who can headbutt people and knock them out.

Laser Eyes - A person who shoots lasers out of his eyes.... they cause no damage at all.... but if they're on you for a while it'll heat up.

HitLarry - Hitler's older brother.... with Velociraptor arms.

Chinese Ware wolf - HitLarry's assistant who likes to get high.

Undercover Mattress - A mattress themed assassin.

Gary - An evil space tapeworm..... that is all.

Mr. Horsey - Steroids Man's pet horse that he pumped too full of steroids and he died.

Malnourished Man - A guy who really needs a sandwich...


Last update 09/06/2010

Thanks, I was going to update this shortly

I have updated this list... please let me know if it's ever not up to date or incomplete... mods can feel free to edit this if they like.

If you want to be REALLY picky, Hitler doesn't have any actual brothers... he had a sister....

I mean actual brothers that lived.

If you ever catch something I miss feel free to update it!