Dante got a new calculator to play with today.
"Mommy! The answers are always right!"
Kids say the darndest things.
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If you don't have the temperament to pursue your dreams then no one is going to do it for you.
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Dante's balloon pops.
*Cries*
"Now we can't have the party"
*Cries*
"Now we can't have the party"
If you don't have the temperament to pursue your dreams then no one is going to do it for you.
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Re: Kids say the darndest things.
I hear some of a darndest things at the grocery store, I just never remember them once I get home
"Deep down you may still be that same great kid you used to be. But it's not who you
are underneath, it's what you do that defines you." - Rachel Dawes, Batman Begins
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing
that happens to everything else." - Ororo Munroe, X-Men
are underneath, it's what you do that defines you." - Rachel Dawes, Batman Begins
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing
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Dante picks up a bee with his hands (Somehow without getting stung) brings it inside, throws it on the floor, and starts jumping around laughing and pointing "A bumble bee! A bumble bee!"
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Dante looks outside: "I see only snow but no Christmas"
"Mommy? How do boys turn into adults?"
Me when I was a kid "Mommy? What would you do if I died? Would you color?"
XD What I was trying to ask her was what would she do to pass the time if I was gone.
"Mommy? How do boys turn into adults?"
Me when I was a kid "Mommy? What would you do if I died? Would you color?"
XD What I was trying to ask her was what would she do to pass the time if I was gone.
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IN THE CORNER OF HAPPY AND HEALTHY!~my best friend john curly, after catching someone in luigis ghost mansion. (a game in nintendo land)
BEHOLD!!!!!~Ben schuth (aka ME!) after catching someone in animal crossing sweet day. (also a game in nintendo land)
BEHOLD!!!!!~Ben schuth (aka ME!) after catching someone in animal crossing sweet day. (also a game in nintendo land)
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A conversation with Froot Loop (age 9) and Corn Pop (age 3).
FL: Love you, CP.
CP: Love you, Poopy!
FL: I'm not Poopy!
CP: Love you, Poopy!
FL: Mom, will you tell CP I'm not poopy?
Me: Good night, FL.
FL: Good night, Mom. Love you. Love you, CP.
CP: Love you, Poopy!
FL: CP!
Me: Good night, FL.
FL: Good night, Poopy!
By the way, I didn't sell Apple Jack or anything. He was just asleep already.
FL: Love you, CP.
CP: Love you, Poopy!
FL: I'm not Poopy!
CP: Love you, Poopy!
FL: Mom, will you tell CP I'm not poopy?
Me: Good night, FL.
FL: Good night, Mom. Love you. Love you, CP.
CP: Love you, Poopy!
FL: CP!
Me: Good night, FL.
FL: Good night, Poopy!
By the way, I didn't sell Apple Jack or anything. He was just asleep already.
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It's my brothers birthday today
My nephew picked out some mickey mouse birthday hats.
He makes my brother wear one,when my brother tells him to put one on, he says "I can't wear a hat, its not my birthday!!" Then his mother said "I'll wear a hat of you wear one" then next thing I know they are all wearing hats and he gets upset because I didn't want to put one on.
Also, I brought him out to the chickens and I say something along the lines of "something something chickies something"
He replies with "they not chickies, they roosters now"
Well, 2 of them are roosters so I gave him that.
My nephew picked out some mickey mouse birthday hats.
He makes my brother wear one,when my brother tells him to put one on, he says "I can't wear a hat, its not my birthday!!" Then his mother said "I'll wear a hat of you wear one" then next thing I know they are all wearing hats and he gets upset because I didn't want to put one on.
Also, I brought him out to the chickens and I say something along the lines of "something something chickies something"
He replies with "they not chickies, they roosters now"
Well, 2 of them are roosters so I gave him that.
"Deep down you may still be that same great kid you used to be. But it's not who you
are underneath, it's what you do that defines you." - Rachel Dawes, Batman Begins
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing
that happens to everything else." - Ororo Munroe, X-Men
are underneath, it's what you do that defines you." - Rachel Dawes, Batman Begins
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing
that happens to everything else." - Ororo Munroe, X-Men
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you are related to people who are actually named after CEREAL BRANDS?!?chex wrote:A conversation with Froot Loop (age 9) and Corn Pop (age 3).
FL: Love you, CP.
CP: Love you, Poopy!
FL: I'm not Poopy!
CP: Love you, Poopy!
FL: Mom, will you tell CP I'm not poopy?
Me: Good night, FL.
FL: Good night, Mom. Love you. Love you, CP.
CP: Love you, Poopy!
FL: CP!
Me: Good night, FL.
FL: Good night, Poopy!
By the way, I didn't sell Apple Jack or anything. He was just asleep already.
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They're her kids.. An yes, She did name her kids cereal names! She is everyone's role model in this forum! I aspire to be like chex, except... I'm a guy so I have that going against me
"Deep down you may still be that same great kid you used to be. But it's not who you
are underneath, it's what you do that defines you." - Rachel Dawes, Batman Begins
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing
that happens to everything else." - Ororo Munroe, X-Men
are underneath, it's what you do that defines you." - Rachel Dawes, Batman Begins
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing
that happens to everything else." - Ororo Munroe, X-Men
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Re: Kids say the darndest things.
You could always opt for a tickle fight change.
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Stateless, you just made my morning. I 
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Ehh, I like being a boy more than I aspire to be like chex.. Sorry chexLaLou wrote:You could always opt for a tickle fight change.
that's what I'm here for! I'm usually an annoying little shazam!,but I have my momentschex wrote:Stateless, you just made my morning. I :<3: you.
"Deep down you may still be that same great kid you used to be. But it's not who you
are underneath, it's what you do that defines you." - Rachel Dawes, Batman Begins
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing
that happens to everything else." - Ororo Munroe, X-Men
are underneath, it's what you do that defines you." - Rachel Dawes, Batman Begins
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing
that happens to everything else." - Ororo Munroe, X-Men
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I have AJ trained to tell people I'm 23. He's a good boy.
AJ: mom, you can be even younger. You could be 18!
FL: no, then she would've had me when she was 8.
Me: I gotta be at least 21 dude. I like being able to go into the liquor store and get my own vodka.
AJ: you can still do that if you take us to Germany.
He's also a smart boy.
AJ: mom, you can be even younger. You could be 18!
FL: no, then she would've had me when she was 8.
Me: I gotta be at least 21 dude. I like being able to go into the liquor store and get my own vodka.
AJ: you can still do that if you take us to Germany.
He's also a smart boy.
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My mother is always 35.
First time her age became relevant to me which would have been around 1st grade, that was her age, now that is forever the first age I think of for her..
(She's actually 49 now.)
First time her age became relevant to me which would have been around 1st grade, that was her age, now that is forever the first age I think of for her..
(She's actually 49 now.)
"Deep down you may still be that same great kid you used to be. But it's not who you
are underneath, it's what you do that defines you." - Rachel Dawes, Batman Begins
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing
that happens to everything else." - Ororo Munroe, X-Men
are underneath, it's what you do that defines you." - Rachel Dawes, Batman Begins
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing
that happens to everything else." - Ororo Munroe, X-Men
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Why is it people feel the need to lie about their age? (Honest question that I need answered.)
I never lied about mine.
I never lied about mine.
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I just do it to be funny. I love the looks I get when I say I'm 23 and my 10 year old is with me. 
I'll be 23, even when I'm in a nursing home, beating the orderlies with my cane for insisting I'm 86.
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My parents are straight up honest about theirs, for me that's just the first number that pops in my head when her age comes up
"Deep down you may still be that same great kid you used to be. But it's not who you
are underneath, it's what you do that defines you." - Rachel Dawes, Batman Begins
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing
that happens to everything else." - Ororo Munroe, X-Men
are underneath, it's what you do that defines you." - Rachel Dawes, Batman Begins
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing
that happens to everything else." - Ororo Munroe, X-Men