I'm scared....

[Z]

Ok, so I'm at the library and there's this guy sitting right next to me who looks JUST like Jack Black. He's headbanging to Insane Clown Posse and typing insanely loud...
I can appreciate the ICP but come on, there's kids around. It's a library, couldn't he type a little quietly for the sake of... well, anything?



I'm gonna ask him for an autograph.

[Giana]

And you are afraid about the noise he makes?

[Pete McGiveris]

It was me. Sorry, I'll turn it down.

Oh, and my autograph will be $8 Canadian. Thanks for coming out.

[Z]

And you are afraid about the noise he makes?

No, I'm scared it might actually be Jack Black...

Library is gay, Clarence it proxies the forum now. I guess there's too much "adult content" here.
Go figure.

[chex]

Yeah, that's so homosexual.

[Z]

Indeed.

[Jonny Boy]

It's almost as homosexual as Z.

Don't be a stupid douchebag you freak. Even if it is Jack Black (Which I highly doubt) there's nothing to be scared of. He's just a person.

[chex]

Don't hold back now, Jon!

[Jonny Boy]

I'm so sick of you Z. You're such a pansy a_s_s little b_i_t_c_h boy. If I knew you in real life I'd smack you in the face open handed like the jabberwocky you are. I wouldn't even powder my hand, it would be raw and you'd fall to the ground crying the the dumbass b_i_t_c_h you are.

[chex]

I just keep coming back and rereading this post.

[Jonny Boy]

I keep going to msn to look at your pic

[chex]

I'm trying to find a way to respond to that without using smilies.


Damn. I tried.

[Jonny Boy]

It's ok. You're too beautiful to get mad at.

[chex]

Aw, you make me blush!

[Clarence]

One time I was on a bus and I was sitting close to Jon Stewart and I wanted to say hello but I WAS SO SCARED I shazam! MY PANTS and never EVER got to meet him. I'm 100% positive it was him, except he was black, which I can only assume is the tv lighting causing him to look different in person.

[chex]

Are you sure it wasn't Oprah?

[Jonny Boy]

No it was Shaq. Shaq and John Stewart look exactly the same in the right lighting.

[Z]

Do you honestly think I would be scared of Jack Black? Wow you're just stupid Jon. So yes, go ahead and throw insults over pixels. I never understood why people think it's necessary to try and offend people by typing swear words, does it make you feel high and mighty being that way?

Seriously man, deflate your ego a bit.

All that the crew cares about is people posting, and when people post you flame them so you have literally a handful of the same people wasting their lives posting the same nonsense over and over. This place went to hell, in a big way.

On second thought I'm a faggot and I want to be sodomized by an elephant. I find their ears sexy.

[chex]

So yes, go ahead and throw insults over pixels.

so you have literally a handful of the same people wasting their lives posting the same nonsense over and over.

But, of course, since you didn't swear, that makes it okay.

And for the record, you've done the same thing. You called reaper an "bottom FAGGOT." (Yes, the caps were yours, too) So where's the difference?

[bella]

In no way do I waste my life here nor post the same crap over and over.