Corrupted Genie

[bella]

How to play:

The first poster makes a wish; then whoever replies has to corrupt that wish (make it harmful to whoever wished it, to the whole world, have some weird unforeseen consequence...anything, so long as it's bad). Whoever corrupted the wish then has to make their own wish, and on it goes!

OK GO!!


I wish I was famous

[Wesley]

* Red Zinger* Now you are famous! But now I know where to find you so I start stalking you.


I wish I were omniscient.

[LaLou]

*poof* You are omniscient. But since you already were nothing changes.


I wish I had a cat.

[Eff]

*ploonk* you now have a cat, beautifull one, but it groww up to be a dog. really smelly one.


i wish i knew what i want*

[Giana]

*poof* you know now what you want,but you have Alzhaimer and you will forget all about it.
I wish it was summer all year long!

[lucsss[]OXO]

*poog*Summer is all year long but everyone gets burnt to death. Including you.

I wish I farted.

[Eff]

*pooffff* you just did

*i wish you would gtfo*

[chex]

*poof* He's gone, but now we have no punching bag.

I wish I could get rid of these god damned ants.

[Forky]

The ant s having a big party and chex wishes she gets rid of em...*mummble mummble (strange noises from the sky)... *pooooooooooof* a big rainstorm started and the ants started to run. As chex in her house is kept warm and safe the fun time comes by. Her kids went sleeping, taking a nap. Everything calm except the rain falling down. And Chex said whatever and gone along with her daily buisness.
After 3 days of unstopable rain the water started to fill the basement already and it started to get uncomfy. As Chex notice some upsidedown ant within the water, she smiles in a twisted way. But as she she looks at her basement she regrets her wish slightly.

And it rained and rained over days... noone build a ship yet ...damn it


I wish it would stop to rain.

[LaLou]

*splatter*
The rain stops. Forever. But just over your house and garden. So your garden is a dry and baren desert.
It's so dry even the vegetables dry out and become uneatible as soon as you drag them over the boudaries of your property.
And the neighbour's garden is a lucious paradise. I guess the grass really is greener on the other side now for you.

I wish I was getting really good at playing the guitar.

[Eff]

*plush* You play the guitar smurf brilliant, you are the new john frucsiant, better then hendrix, but you have some financial problemsso you cant afford a guitar. damn.

*i wish i could visit the states for a week*

[chex]

You're in the states, and you're here for a week.

Clarence is still in Canada.




I wish I could get a sitter for the new Potter movie.

[bella]

*boing*

You get a sitter who is more than willing to watch for the kids. Unfortunately you don't know him that well and when you come home you find out that he's making out with his girlfriend on the couch and your kids have a blast in redecorating their rooms with crayolas.

I wished AP came back.

[Eff]

*panam* AP is back !! great , but i also become a Supermod, and you're ban for LIFE.
How sad...


*i wish i would $%^# @#@ and &^^^& like... now*

[Clovvach]

*poof* You "$%^# @#@ and &^^^&"...
...and end up with AIDS.

I wish the next levels of the NELG came out.

[Eff]

Ha ha i just had no wish... what made you think that? what are you US ?

[Moe]

u said i wish then something... but he isnt US, and ppl don't NEED him to think of that...(they only WISH he'd help)


I wish i had and uncorruptable perfectly working unstolen and perfectly legal xbox 360 hard drive.(stealing and breaking are a form of corruption)

[Wesley]

Donk You have your perfect, uncorruptable harddrive. It is so perfect that you can't use it.

I wish I were not quite so awesome.

[Moe]

*Ding
Ur not awesome.... u become 'Zot the Lame'

[bella]

You forgot your wish. And I have to say your post lacks some elaborateness and creativity.