Corrupted Genie

[LaLou]

*Poof* Wih granted. You speak another language. I'ts Klingon.

I wish I could beat that game. (I'm not talking about the NELG.)

[Beany]

*poof* You can beat that game. But then you have nothign to do in your spare time.

I wish 'Inchworm' would go away.

[Yaz Pistachio]

**poof**

It's gone. But since no one knew what it was, no one misses it.

I wish it was lunchtime.

[chex]

It's lunch time. But the only food available to you is vegetables!

I wish I could read minds.

[Yaz Pistachio]

**puff**
You can read minds. But there are a lot of murderers out there. You get sick of hearing peoples' plans to kill, that you decide to end it all.

I wish school was over for the summer.

[chex]

School is out for the summer. In fact, it let out over two months ago, and is about to start up again.


I wish I had the energy to get some ice cream from my freezer.

[Yaz Pistachio]

You finally get the energy to go out to the freezer, only to discover that it was cracked open all night, and the everything is melted ._.'


I wish I was a better artist.

[Clovvach]

*magic poof* you are a better artist, but you still aren't as good as I am. *wink*

I wish I could see the future. (be creative )

[x0asrai0x]

You can now see the future! But you can only see the parts filled with torment, including death of the ones you love, and you now lack freedom of choice since you already know what's coming and can't change it.

I wish I had a pet faery.

[LaLou]

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You now have a pet feary, but it's misschivous, and needs constant watching over. It's driving you mad. You'll never have a moments peace.

I wish I wasn't this tired.

[lucsss[]OXO]

You aren't that tired, you are more tired.

I wish it was Monday.

[chex]

It's Monday. Now everyone is either annoyed that it's Monday, or saying obnoxious shazam! like "sounds like someone has a case of hte Mondays!" Congratulations. Everyone hates you. Hope you're satisfied.

I wish I was drunk.

[Jonny Boy]

You get drunk, you have tickle fight with me.... but you don't remember. OH CRUEL FATE!

I wish I was humble.

[LaLou]

Spoof: You are humble. You're my slave now.


I wish I had married a wealthy man. Very wealthy.

[Jonny Boy]

You marry a very rich man who's so rich that he pays off the government to make you not a person anymore and instead of treating you like a person, you're treated like an animal.



I wish I could be happy.

[lucsss[]OXO]

*poofy*You become happy. In fact, you become so happy that you become insane and starve to death in a mental asylum.

I wish dogs didn't have such loud barks.

[bella]

Dogs who bark don't bite. So now that your wish has been granted all dogs become silent. You can't rate them anymore and one day a fierce black doberman approaches you, jumps at your throat without a warning and silences you too.

I wished mouse came back.

[chex]

Mouse actually did come back!! Too bad you didn't wish that she would post, too.


I wish it wasn't so damn cold.

[lucsss[]OXO]

*poof*It's not damn cold.
Now that that wish is granted, may someone tell me why the Earth is turning into ashes?

I wish there was another person with a Newgrounds account.

[Moe]

*POOF* Someone else has one, but yours got banned

I wish I actually SAW, in person, the Metrodome collapse...