Corrupted Genie

[Beany]

This is replying to the last game entry:

You think up a million wishes and drown in them.

I wish I didn't have to see a nurse about my eyes. Or get contacts cos apparently they 'help'.

[Nailbunny]

SHAZAM! You no longer have to see someone for you eyes because a crow just pecked them out and ate them!

I wish I had a job.

[Beany]

You have a job, but it isn't exactly one you'd want. hmmmm 5AM - and a date with ALL the local bins. Fun, huh?


I wish that the said evil nurse doesn't think I have carrot disease or kerakatonus, or WHATEVER it's called. Even the optician can't spell it!

[Guest]

*foop*Your evil nurse doesn't say you have carrot disease, she says you have TB. And you suddenly did.

I wish this wish was corrupted.

[Moe]

wow... u corrupted ur own wish...


I wish for a safe plane ride

[Beany]

you have a safe plane ride but are murdered at the other end

i wish i could go driving again

[Shay]

You're able to go driving again. However, you get cocky and want to show off and start driving 80 mph. You soon find out that your brakes don't work. To avoid crashing into any buildings, you drive into a nearby lake at the park, thinking this would not only prevent a deadly crash, but you could also escape easily. Unfortunately, your seat belt is stuck and you can't get it off.

Bye-bye Alia. Drowning is a horrible way to go. Sorry it had to happen to you.

I wish this pain in my stomach from drinking soda would go away and I could stop heaving. =[

[Beany]

Bye-bye Alia. Drowning is a horrible way to go. Sorry it had to happen to you.

I wish people would stop calling me Alia, instead of Ali. You're not alone.

Now for corrupting your wish...


Your stomach ache goes away but then you get excited and start on the vodka. Go on! It's time for your hangover.

My wish is above already.

[Eff]

*plung*Nobody cals you alia, but you know why? its i becose nobody calls you at all.
we will call ya later don't worrie....

i wish i could take a trip to heaven and back.

[LaLou]

*woosh*
You are taken on a trip to heaven. You couldn't find Clarence there though so you came back again.
And now you can't find Clarence here either. In fact, this is a totally different universe in which Clarence never existed.

I wish I wanted to go to sleep.

[Eff]

*wloomp* You'r want to go to sleep, you'r very tired and ready for bed,BUT you have no place to lay your head on,that is 'coz Effie , that just came back from her trip to this painfull world is pissed off on you now, and she broke your bed, infact she destroyed your house ,eventually you do get some sleep, but out side on the ground,in the street with the cats.


I wish i had a plane ready for use

[Beany]

You blink, and in front of you is the biggest, and the best plane you've ever seen:



Then a Barbie doll lookalike steps out from behind you and flies off in it.

I wish I didn't feel so bad about not wanting to go to the cinema with my sister.

[deathfire123]

Granted, you feel great about it. So she ends up making you watch 5 theatre movies with her, causing you to be completely broke by the end of the day

I wish When They Cry(or Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni) didn't give me nightmares...

[Beany]

it doesn't give you nightmares, cos it's in your daily life, ruining everything you do.

i wish i had bought those shoes this morning - i know, stupid wish, but still...

[deathfire123]

Granted, but you didn't have enough money since you spent it all going to the movies with your sister, thus you borrowed money from your parents without asking, and they grounded you.

I wish Shugo Chara was dubbed

[Beany]

Shugo Chara is dubbed but I don't know who or what it is, so the dubbing goes wrong.

I wish I didn't have to wait till tomorrow for those shoes.

[LaLou]

*poof* wish granted. You don't have to wait for those shoes untill tomorrow.
You get them, like,... right now.

They are falling out of the sky on top of you. So do 2000 other pairs of the same kind. All in different sizes. But none in your size. Enjoy trying to sell them.

I wish Star Trek was real.

[Beany]

star trek is real - but i haven't watched it, so it comes to a halt here, as there is nobody to continue the wish. how sad - you're the only animated being left here!

i wish i could win that MP3 player in this competition

[lucsss[]OXO]

*poofy*You win the MP3 player. Unfortunately, while carrying it home, you break it. It electrocutes you.

I wish I had a computer that talked but couldn't move.

[Beany]

You are typing at your computer when suddenly it skeaks. It says "Input Error!" and crashes. It'll never work again!

I wish I didn't have to see the scary lady on Friday