Corrupted Genie

[LaLou]

*Poof*
You don't have tosee the scary lady on Friday, you now have to see her on Monday, Thuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday.

I wish my garden was a little paradise, and not the weedcovered waste it is now.

[Beany]

You open your garden door and see a paradise in front of you. Then you realise that it's your neighbour's garden and he's demolished yours entirely. (get some chickens - they'll get rid of the weeds, but they might eat all the grass as well)

I wish I wasn't doing a borning homework on Romeo and Juliet. I'm writing an agony aunt letter and reply for when Romeo falls in love with Guenivere.

[lucsss[]OXO]

*poofpoof*You don't have to write boring homework on Romeo and Juliet.You have to write boring homework on Hamlet aka WRITE THE WHOLE DARN THING.

I wish I had Adobe CS4 that worked PERFECTLY and didn't chuck me out the window or door or any other place. It didn't beat me up either, or do any nasty things.

[Beany]

*Poof!* You go and buy it, but you run out of cash, so you have to return it.

I wish these sweet cats were mine for sure! Please don't kill them off, I haven't even got them yet!!!

[lucsss[]OXO]

*foop*You get the sweet cats. Unfortunately, they're relatives to the smelly dogs.

Don't you just hate the future?

I wish people had more sense to figure out G4m3rlfall had made a wish.

"i wish i knew before i posted this"

[Beany]

People have more sense, but they took it all from you so you are sensless.

I wish my sister didn't wreck my picture.

[Shay]

Your sister didn't wreck your picture, however the windows were open on a beautiful day. All of a sudden a huge gust of wind caused the picture to fly out the window and land in the street where several cars trampled over it.

I wish these forums would kick up a bit more.

[chex]

The forums are busier, but now they're overrun by idiots. Everyone acts like cheeseburger and old reaper.

I wish I could sleep and get work done at the same time.

[Beany]

*poof* you manage but then you're bored cos you have nothing to do.

Nobody cals you alia, but you know why? its i becose nobody calls you at all.
we will call ya later don't worrie....

I wish you'd all come and find me now. It's been MONTHS!

[Shay]

We came and found you, lost interest, and went away.

I wish I was financially well off.

[Beany]

You were financially well off. Wish corrupted.

I wish I knew whether to go to this stupid party.

[LaLou]

You know wether to go to this stupid party. And since it's a stupid party you are not going.
But it turns out, that because YOU are not going the party isn't that stupid any more. It fact it turns out to be the best party the town ever had. You hear about that the next days and now you are wishing you did go to the party.

I wish I knew who I have to sue for not telling me something.

[Beany]

You know who to sue. Yourself.

I wish this flu would just smurf off. (and believe me, that's getting somewhere - I don't normally swear)

[Dowster]

*poofy woofy* The flu smurf off, feeling much better and delighted with your good health you go to a beautiful park. Where you enjoy a brisk walk, spend time to appreciate the flowers, breathe the fresh air, feel the warth of the sun on your face, and get bitten by a rabid pensioner. Enjoy your rabies

I wish the Corrupted Genie would get beaten up by a Corrupted Giana

[Beany]

GIANA came to corrupt the genie but she didn't make it cos the genie turned her into an apricot. Sorry GIANA.

I wish that I didn't have exams this week.

[Clovvach]

No exams this week... skipping exams make you unprepared, so you flunk the next test.

I wish people would forget about that whole "walkthrough" thing (and like you guys do every other week, please, don't turn this into an argument, this game is good enough not to be wasted for that horrible fate that other posts get, I know how I could make this wish "granted", I know the things you would like to say, but save that for another topic, just corrupt this wish and move on.)

[Wesley]

* pooooooooooof *
Everyone forgets about the whole walkthru thing. Nobody really cares. Then some dumbass keeps reminding everyone every couple of weeks.




I wish frog's legs tasted like steak.

[lucsss[]OXO]

*qppg*Frog's leg taste like steak. Rotten steak. Rotten steak with dog pee on it.

I wish for fish upon a dish.

[Beany]

You get a fish, but then you realise that you are eating poor, suffocated fish, that, if you hadn't tried to eat it, could still be swimming around happily with his little fishy pals.

I wish it was this time next week already.

[LaLou]

*poof*
It is this time next week already. But for the next week you experience everything backwards.
So today for you it's Thursday, and tomorrow it's wednesday. Everybody is doing everything backwards. And you are the one they look at in a weird way, because to them it seems that you are the one doing everything backwards. Which is true too. And after a while very confusing for you. That's when you start doubting yourself.
But just in time it all stops, and it is NOw again. And you have to go through the week again. Frontwards this time.

I wish I didn't procrastinate.