Corrupted Genie

[Beany]

You don't procrastinate, but you don't say anything at all anymore.

I wish I was a nicer person.

[lucsss[]OXO]

*foop*
You are now a nicer person. In fact, you are so nice, you polish a homocidal maniac's shoes. In spite of what you did to him, he kills you.

EDIT:Oh wait.

Oops.

I wish there was more Shard x Ray fan art. Oh, the glory Smackjeeves would have if there was.

[Eff]

there R more Shard x Ray fan art , but since i don't know what that means , then nothing's is different as far as i'm concerned .. (I know blue ray though..)

I wish i could control ppl by remote control

[Clovvach]

You can but now you are lonely, because no one acts upon Free will. Happy?

I wish I was a girl.












No just kidding.
I wish I could explore the world.

[Yaz Pistachio]

*POOF*

You're free to explore the world, but in the Philippines you get shot in the foot with a poison arrow and die.

I wish that everyone spoke one language.

[chex]

*poof*

Everyone now speaks Sentinelese. Unfortunately, everyone had to travel there to learn it, and everyone but the natives are now dead.

I wish my house was clean!

[Clovvach]

Ha! That's Just great! I love their dance.

OK, back to the game. *POOF*

Your house is clean, but what mess was once there hid the facts about your house that you never wanted to know. Like the fact that you have a mongolian death-worm infestation. Or the fact that you have a cat fish in your toilet. Or the fact that I'm living your basement.




JK. Again.

I wish that my tongue was longer. (Think of all the possibilities! )

[LaLou]

Whoosh.

Your tongue is longer, but the girls still don't want to date you.

I wish builidng a website was easier.

[Clovvach]

Poof, building websites is easier, and you take over the website building industry, and all the website builders get fired from their jobs because their companies are going out of business. They all starve to death, and so do their families.

I wish I had wings. Normal wings.

[chex]

Your tongue is longer, but the girls still don't want to date you.

*Poof*
You have wings. Normal wings. But you still can't fly. Congratulations! Now you look ridiculous!

I wish my kids would nap so I could!

[Clovvach]

Poofs! Your kids go into a 75 year coma! They wake up on the day they die.

I wish people would quit making fun of my long hair.

[chex]

They quit making fun of your hair, but only because they held you down and buzzed it.


I wish I could get my windshield replaced today.

[Yaz Pistachio]

*poof*

You get your windshield replaced today, only to have it break again tomorrow.


I wish bugs didn't bite.

[Clovvach]

Poof! Bugs no longer bite! Instead, they inject you with deadly amounts of sulfuric acid.

[Eff]

Your kids go into a 75 year coma! They wake up on the day they die

I wish clovvach one day would come to realize that that's not funny even while playing a game.

[Wesley]

It is a corrupted genie. Bad things will happen.

[Clovvach]

Your kids go into a 75 year coma! They wake up on the day they die

I wish clovvach one day would come to realize that that's not funny even while playing a game.

I wasn't laughing. :\

[Eff]

I wish zot would have had kids .

[Beany]

*Poof* Zot has kids. But to have kids you have to be female, so Zot becomes Zotella.

I wish I didn't have to continue Geography till the end of the term.

[Clovvach]

*poof* You skip Geography, there for granting you several minutes of free time! Though during that "free time", there is nothing to do so you ending up getting bad ideas. The results are unpleasant.

I wish I could speak another language.