Chapter 171 --> A new hero team and an ultimate threat!

[Clarence]

-- Year 2066 --

Show cars driving on the highway. Looking for flying cars? Sorry, the future is not at all like depicted in the moves. People got really lazy and lacked creativity and were unable to get more advanced than cars with wheels...

Focus on a green car moving along. Inside is Dave driving!

!!! *overwhelming audience applause* !!!

Dave is listening to the radio and eating the newest flavour of Doritos -- Pizza and hot wings with jalapeno and gravy and 7 different kinds of cheese flavour.

Dave hasn't aged a minute since we last saw him. That super soldier serum in him has made him better than ten Wolverines.

Radio: What a time to be alive! As you all know, Jesus has returned and is going to make another global announcement soon! The world is still reeling after these tremendous and amazing recent events!

Dave: I still can't believe this! It's so amazing!

Dave eats another of his Doritos which has way too many and conflicting spices on it.

Dave: I also can't believe these Doritos! They're amazing!

SMASH!!!!!!!!!!

Dave is suddenly thrown around in his car and loses control of the vehicle and smashes the side of his car into the guard rail of the passing lane!

Dave: What the...

Dave looks over to see another car has smashed into him which caused the accident!

Dave: That's not cool, now I'm gonna be late to pick up that awesome weed from that guy!

The car that crashed into Dave suddenly backs up and speeds into him again!

Dave: Hey! I don't have time for this, man!

Dave speeds off but the mysterious car is in pursuit!

Dave: Who are those people? This is harshing my buss! *smokes joint*

The mysterious car catches up to Dave's vehicle and side swipes him again! Suddenly another vehicle begins ramming Dave's car from behind!

Dave: Are these people after my weed?

One of the cars is now to the right of Dave's car and matching his speed. The driver of that car looks weird.

Dave rolls down his window and waves.

Dave: Hello there!

The driver suddenly pulls out a gun and begins shooting at Dave! Dave protects his face with his arm and takes some bullets!

Dave: Damn dude, first you mess up my car and now my favourite sweater!

Dave is wearing a dark green hoodie with a light green weed emblem on it.

The driver to the right reloads his gun and Dave grabs one of his overly flavoured Dorito triangles and hurls it out the window! The flying Dorito lands in the enemy driver's face and a plume of way too much seasoning explodes in his eyes!

Driver: MY EYES!!!!

The driver crashes into the guard rail and flips upside down as Dave speeds away and more cars begin to chase him down!

Dave looks into the rear view mirror to see these vehicles speeding up to him and they begin shooting!

Dave: I should have bought a bigger bag of Doritos!

Dave continues to speed away from these mysterious enemies and starts to cross over a lengthy highway bridge over a large body of water.

Suddenly one of the mysterious enemies stands out of a sun roof with a bazooka!

Dave: This is gunna suck ....

The bazooka fires and Dave is unable to avoid it! Dave's car explodes and goes flying over the passing lane guard rail and to the other side into opposite traffic! Multiple cars crash into Dave's wrecked car at high speeds and a mushroom cloud of smoke and explosions form over the bridge!

The strange enemy drivers pull over on the opposite side of Dave's wreckage and look on. One of them speaks into his hands into some kind of communication device.

Driver: We have eliminated the super soldier. He will not be able to join the others to oppose us!

Other drivers get out of their cars to see the huge fire in the middle of the highway bridge and are confused and concerned and traffic gets backed up for a long ways on both sides.

Pan out to the clouds above .... we zoom in on one particular cloud that doesn't quite match the others ... it appears to be made out of metal and painted white and little windows on it. A flying space ship disguised as a cloud?

We show hands typing on a keyboard and different monitors observing the situation below. More technology in the background. We don't get a good look at anyone inside the cloud shaped floating thingy.

Keyboard user: The Weed Man ... he's in trouble! We should have helped him!

Suddenly a hand gets put on this man's shoulder.

Other guy: Not yet. We must continue to observe for now.

Back to the highway bridge, the wreckage looks terrifying! The strange enemies continue to observe from in their parked cars directly from across the explosion site. One driver talks into his hand.

Driver: The job is done, we're going to move out!

Show a shadowy figure with long hair watching the driver's communication via a large screen from a darkened room.

Long haired shadow man: Do not leave ... the super soldier is more resilient than you think!

Driver: But NOBODY could have survived....

Suddenly the wreckage begins to shake and move and Dave emerges out of it with burnt clothes.

Driver: What the....

Long haired shadow man: Take him down, cut his head off - it's the only way to kill him!

Driver: Yes master!

Dave lights a joint from the fires of the wreck.

Dave: That was one of the worst explosions I've ever been in!

Suddenly bullets are flying all over at Dave! Dave runs away from the enemies, now out of their vehicles and shooting their guns!

Dave runs and jumps off the highway bridge and into the water!

Dave comes up for air!

Dave: Ok, seriously, what is up?!!?

Suddenly bullets rain down on him and he has to dive below, the bullets are now stopping in the water before hitting Dave as proven by Myth Busters!

Dave swims low and encounters a shark!

Dave (gurgling): Oh, come on!!!

Dave does a spinning back fist and knocks the shark out and makes it to the shore and shakes the bullets out of him like a wet dog.

Dave: Ok, I need video games and a nap now....

Dave is suddenly startled as he hears what sounds like rockets launching from the bridge. Dave looks over and doesn't see rockets, but sees the strange assassins now have jet backpacks on and are flying off the bridge and towards him with guns firing.

Dave (running): I'm impressed and horrified at the same time!!

Dave runs into an area with houses and jumps through a window landing in someone's living room. A man gets off the couch and is pissed.

Guy: You broke my window!!!

Dave: I'm sorry! Here's joints!

Dave tosses a bunch of joints at the guy and he looks pleased.

Guy: Sweet!

Dave runs upstairs as the evil men float around on jet-packs and continue to search for him!

The evil men in the jet-packs are looking all over and checking windows. As one man on a jet-pack gets close to the second floor window of where Dave is hiding, Dave suddenly busts through the window and lands on the man's back and jet-pack!

Evil Man: OVER HERE!!!!!

Dave and the evil man are spinning in the air while the jet-pack keeps them elevated. Other men with their guns fly in to help fight Dave! Dave grabs the gun hand of the evil man that he's riding and starts shooting at the other flying men!

Some evil men on jet-packs get shot and lose control and crash into buildings!

Dave: Alright! Video game time!

Dave uses his experience playing video games to fight these unknown enemies! While smoking a joint, Dave jumps off the man he was holding on to and kicks him in the face during the jump! The kicked man crashes into a parked bus! Dave lands on another flying man and spins him around and smashes him into a telephone poll and transformer causing a great explosion!

Dave leaps through the air and runs along the side of the top of a 3 story building and jumps off and kicks two more men flying on jet packs in the face! During this Dave steals their guns and dives backwards while firing and shooting others down! Dave smashes back first into a large building window causing the glass to shatter!

The man that Dave gave those joints too earlier watches on in amazement.

Guy: This is the most amazing day of my life!

Dave jumps out the building and kicks a jet-pack man in the back causing the jet-pack to explode! Dave flips backwards as the last jet-pack man flies in! Dave takes a mailbox and hurls it into the air and into the jet-pack man who crashes into a building.

Dave: Damn, guess that's it. I was starting to have fun!

Suddenly! A helicopter zooms in and opens fire! Dave drops and rolls, grabs a manhole lid and shoots it into the air and into the helicopter propellers and the helicopter explodes and lands into a building!

As Dave gets up, a large pickup truck comes barreling towards him! Dave uses the guns to shoot at the truck but it doesn't stop and crashes into Dave! Dave does not move and the front of the truck is crushed with Dave laying down into it. Dave stands up and is fine because of his super soldier strength, but the truck is destroyed.

Before Dave can do anything - a car crashes into the back of him and he's pinned between two wrecked vehicles!

Dave: Damn guys, this hurts!

People get out of the broken vehicles and more vehicles pull in and people get out. They all begin fighting Dave! Dave and the army of people exchange punches and Dave uses a burst of strength to knock the people and wrecked vehicles off him!

As Dave begins to walk away, someone punches the joint out of his mouth!

Dave: Ok, that's it!

Dave punches and kicks at his enemies but there are more coming and they start to overpower him! They hold him up against a brick wall as a large man enters the scene with some strange, large device.

Dave: Why don't we all smoke a joint a talk this out, huh?

The large man smashes the large device into the brick wall on either side of Dave's neck! Suddenly saw blades come out and are closing in on Dave's neck!

Dave looks nervous and sweat forms on his forehead as these hordes of evil people hold him against the brick wall!

The saw blades are closing in and ready to cut Dave's head off!

Dave breaks his arms free and reaches forward and then smashes his fists backwards into the brick wall on either side of him! The force of this action causes all the bricks to collapse and the saw device to fall to the ground!

Dave is suddenly swarmed by these evil men and pinned against the broken wall! Dave jumps up and runs over the top of them and to the other side!

More people approach and bullets are flying all over! Dave dodges one particular gun shot and the bullet blows another person's brains out! As this person hits the pavement, his skin suddenly turns green and scaly and looks weird.

Dave: ... what are these people?

Dave runs away as more people and more enemies surround the area! At one point Dave gets trampled and the evil people start ripping at his flesh! Dave kicks and punches his way out again and runs into an intersection ....

Dave looks around .... he's surrounded by hundreds of these evil people and there's no way out. They begin to close in with weapons. Dave is looking worse for wear with burnt clothes and wounds that are still healing with his rapid healing powers.

Dave: Uh oh....

Dave is in the most desperate situation of his life with no way out! The evil people have a tight and large circle formed around him and get closer and closer!

Dave gulps and raises his bloody fists for the final showdown.....

Suddenly - a large shadow moves over the people and they all look up. Dave looks up to see what appears to be a man in a black business suit with large, white wings and is flying downwards!

Dave: Spider Man???

The man with large wings swoops down and grabs Dave and lifts him off the ground and from the large evil mob! Dave looks down as he's being held by this angelic person! The mob opens fire and bullets whiz by Dave and this apparent Angel but they fly out of view and to safety......

The crowd of evil people look up and then at each other and then disperse and empty out the intersection.

~~~

-- Flashback to Year 2035 --

We show an area with clouds all over. The floor appears to be made of clouds. Everything is white and clean and pure looking.

An elderly Steve is wandering around confused. He's dressed in clean white clothes and with a glowing gold halo over his head.

Steve: Where ... where am I?

Steve sees golden arches and a gate which leads to Heaven.

Steve: It's McDonalds!

Steve walks over to a desk to see a man with a name tag reading "Saint Peter".

Steve: Hello there.

Saint Peter: Hello!

Steve: I would like a Big Mac combo please!

Saint Peter: What....

Steve: Can I up-size my fries and drink?

Saint Peter: Ummm... where do you think you are right now?

Steve: Well I was fighting a bunch of other old people .... and then I remember taking a nap in the grass or something ... and now I'm here at McDonalds and I'm starvin!

Saint Peter: I'm sorry my friend ... but this is not a McDonalds....

Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Saint Peter: ... and you're dead.

Steve: Oh... drats.

Saint Peter: ..... ok ... you've reacted to both of those pieces of news in the wrong way.

Steve looks up and spots his own halo.

Steve: It's an onion ring!!!

Steve grabs at his own halo and it won't budge.

Steve: Get into my mouth you tasty treat!

Saint Peter: You shouldn't play with that.

Steve: I'm bored. Can I get into heaven now? Do they have food in there?

Saint Peter: First you have to check in with me.

Steve: Oh, ok.

Saint Peter: And your name?

Steve: Steve Mann, AKA Steroids man.

Saint Peter looks through a list marked "Heaven".

Saint Peter: I'm sorry my friend ... you are not on the list.

Steve: What? But I'm a hero!! I saved the world a bunch of times!

Saint Peter: But have you ever wronged?

Steve: Well.... I did kill a bunch of people at the start of my career when I did too many steroids and lost control of myself... also my manager was a demon.

Saint Peter: Hmmm...

Saint Peter reads through a list marked "Hell".

Saint Peter: Not on this list either.

Steve: What does that mean?

Saint Peter: It means you are not quite good enough for Heaven but yet not evil enough for Hell.

Steve: Then where do I go ... Disney Land?

Saint Peter reads through another list.

Saint Peter: Ah. Here you are.

Saint Peter shows Steve the list marked "Purgatory"

Steve: What???

Saint Peter: Sorry .... you must be sent to purgatory - a place between Heaven and Hell.

Steve: I'm going back to Earth?

Saint Peter: I'm afraid not...

Saint Peter presses a button on his desk and two large, muscular angels escort Steve away.

Show a white area that is filled with NOTHING. Not a spec of anything, just white. Suddenly the outline of a door forms and the muscular angels push elderly Steve in here. The door shuts and disappears.

Steve is now floating around in a large, white and empty void.

Steve: Hello!??!?!

Echo: Hello!??!?! .... hello ....... hello ..............hello ........

Steve is freaking out as he is floating and has nothing to touch. He sees nothing anywhere, just white and emptiness.

Steve: Ok! I would like to get out now!!!!!!!

Steve immediately goes INSANE and flails about all over desperately reaching for ANYTHING to grab! There is NOTHING!! No barriers of any kind! Just elderly Steve floating around in his white clothes and halo.

Steve: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

Steve punches himself in the face a bunch of times until he knocks himself out....

....

Steve later wakes up to find himself in the same predicament!

Steve: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Steve knocks himself again to wake up later.

Steve does this for DECADES as he is never able to face reality.

~~~

Present day, year 2066.

Steve continues to float around in this limbo. Steve wakes up and is ready to knock himself out again when suddenly he sees something?

Steve: Hello? Who's there?

A man with wings flies closer and closer. Steve can't make this man out, but to the audience, he looks like the same angel like figure who saved Dave from the evil people on Earth.

Steve is very excited to finally see someone after being alone for so long!

Steve: FINALLY! Someone to talk too!! It's been so long! I really need this!

The figure is now next to Steve. Steve looks down to see really nice and sparkling clean shoes. Steve looks up further to see the man is wearing a crisp and clean black suit with white pinstripes. Steve then sees these glorious and huge angel wings with big fluffy white feathers! The wings look strong but yet soft and wonderful.

Steve is in awe at this apparent angel which is also the first being he's encountered in decades!

The Angel: Hello friend.

Steve now sees the familiar face of .... Phil...

Steve: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve screams so loud that ripples are sent all through the void!

Phil: Steve, calm down!

Steve: Go away! I don't want any visitors!

Phil: Are you serious ... you've been alone for 30 years!

Steve: Yeah and I can't tell you how bad I miss it!

Phil: Listen, I'm here to rescue you!

Steve: Can you send someone else?

Phil: No ... I'm the only one who can do it...

Steve: I'll pass.

Phil: But...

Steve: Thank you, bye now!

Phil: You're seriously going to spend the rest of eternity knocking yourself unconscious in here?

Steve: Trust me, it's far less painful than tanking to you!

Steve goes to punch himself in the face and Phil grabs his hands.

Steve: Let me go!

Steve struggles as he wants to punch himself and Phil has both his wrists held and is struggling to stop Steve.

Steve: RAPE!!!!!!

Phil: STOP!!!!

Steve: What do I have to do to get rid of you?!?!

Phil: The world is in trouble! I'm trying to get you to help save it and maybe you'll win your chance to get into Heaven and see Amanda again, how does that sound?

Steve (teary eyed): ... Amanda? I miss her so much!

Phil: Come with me, please. I have a lot to explain and little time!

Steve: *sigh* fine.

Phil turns around and presents his winged back to Steve.

Steve: ... what are you doing?

Phil: Hop on to my back, it's the only way I can fly us out of here.

Steve: You got to be kidding me...

Phil: JUST DO IT!!!

Steve reluctantly cooperates and escapes Purgatory with Phil's assistance....

Phil: See? It's not that bad riding me, is it?

Steve: If you tell anyone about this I'll kill you.

~~~

Steve wakes up and is confused ... he's groggy and finds himself in a strange bedroom. Steve looks out the window to see clouds and birds.

Steve: What restaurant am I in now???

Steve stumbles around and sees a mirror. His reflection is that of an elderly man dressed in white and with a glowing halo.

Steve: Who the hell is that balloon knot?

Steve is confused and angry and wanders around until he finds some kind of control room with monitors and buttons all over. Other men are here dressed in business suits and have halos and operating the controls.

Steve: Do any of you guys know where I can find Amanda?

Man with Halo: He's awake!

Other Man with Halo: I'll get Phil!

Steve: No! I'm going back to sleep now! Don't get Phil!

Suddenly Phil enters the room and puffs out his angel wings.

Steve: Oh....

Phil: Glad you're finally awake!

Steve: Why did I fall asleep after I left that white place? Did you drug me and do things to me???

Phil: No! You're body is just adjusting to a new plane of existence, that's all!

Steve: Are you sure I'm not in Hell?

Phil: No! In fact you should be in Heaven! You were supposed to think long and hard about your wrongdoings in Purgatory to be forgiven and enter Heaven .... but instead you just kept punching yourself in the face!!

Steve: ... so where am I right now?

Phil: You're on a secret holy space craft that's designed to look like a cloud. We're over Earth in the year 2066. These other men are fellow angels.

Steve: Where are their wings?

Phil: They haven't earned them yet.

Steve (to wingless angels): How did you guys suck worse than Phil to not earn your wings?!?

Phil: *sigh*

Steve: So I'm dead right?

Phil: Yes, that's why you have a halo.

Steve: So does that mean I can't be killed, since I'm already dead? I'm immortal now!!?

Phil: Oh my no, quite the opposite. Since you're not presently in Heaven, if you die in this plane you'll cease to exist forever!

Steve: Well that sucks! Look at me! I'm old as hell, I'm clearly going to die!

Phil: You don't have to be an old man. Your Earth body is dead, but in this new vessel of yours you can choose any form from your previous existence.

Steve: How???

Phil: Just think of how you want to project yourself and it will be done.

Steve closes his eyes and concentrates and suddenly morphs into Steroids Man at his strongest physical form!

Steroids Man: This is INCREDIBLE!!!! I'm BACK!!!!!!

Steroids Man shoves a wingless angel off a chair and picks up the chair and rips it in half. A solid metal chair!

Phil: Good job. Your at super strength which will help us greatly on our mission! Just remember that you can't die or you'll be gone forever!

Steroids Man: Who could kill me now?

Phil: We have strong enemies to face!

Steroids Man: And when I beat them, I can see Amanda again?

Phil: Yes, but you're going to need some help! Let me introduce you to the rest of the team! I've gathered them from all different points of the galaxy.

Steroids Man: Fine.

Phil (to assistant): Bring them in one at a time so I can introduce them.

Steroids Man: For crying out loud.... why didn't you just hand out name tags or something? You do everything in the most annoying way!

Phil: Meet "Lightening Vision"!

A very black alien enters wearing silver visors over his eyes and silver gloves and a cape.

Phil: Lightening Vision has the gift of extreme sight! He can see things with great accuracy even if it's hundreds of miles away. He's also a great combat fighter as he can predict moves using his super vision to detect which punches or kicks and so on are about to be used.

Lightening Vision: Hello there!

Lightening Vision walks across the room to one of the ship operators and points at something.

Lightening Vision: You got a screw driver? This screw is loose!

Phil: Next is "Super Bob"!

A somewhat pudgy human man enters the room wearing red with a cape and mask over his eyes. His costume looks really dorky and made with little effort.

Steroids Man: What kind of hero is this??? He isn't even in shape!

Super Bob: Hey now!

Steroids Man: What can you even do?

Phil: Hey, Super Bob here is the smartest human alive and actually that has ever lived!

Super Bob: Thank you, Phil.

Steroids Man: What else do you do?

Super Bob: That's all I have to offer, my intelligence. I'm not a super hero at all ... I just wear this to help promote my store - Super Bob's Furniture Warehouse. I even have a jungle: (enthusiastic singing) "Super duper savings, Super Bob! ..... (low pitch) ... Super Bob......."

Steroids Man: You're the smartest person of all time and you sell furniture?!?!

Super Bob: Hey, I own the store too.

Steroids Man: ....

Super Bob: I clearly could have been more ... but I'm lazy and don't like to commit to things.

Steroids Man: ...

Super Bob: Don't worry, I'm sure I'll be a great asset to this group of heroes!

Steroids Man: *sigh* ... who's next, Phil?

Phil: That would be "Benny".

This very weak and pathetic green alien walks in and IMMEDIATELY covers his eyes!

Benny: Oh dear! It's so bright in here! I need to sit down....

Steroids Man: Phil, what the @$%@$% !?!? Did you intentionally pick up the biggest group of losers to be in your super hero team???

Super Bob: Hey now, you're on this team!

Lightening Vision (to Steroids Man): Wow... I don't need any vision powers to see that you're quite the balloon knot!

Phil: Guys, let's just all get along. We have very important work ahead of us!

Steroids Man: Just bring out the next man.

Phil: But I haven't explained what Benny can do.

Steroids Man: I don't care. Look at him! He's not going to be able to help us do anything!

Benny is holding his eyes and crying while Super Bob rubs his back.

Phil: Benny is very important, let me tell you what he does....

Suddenly a rough looking alien enters the room. He looks like he's been in some fights and has scars. A big and muscular man. Bald and wearing black. Dark blue skin and wearing a trench coat. His uniform appears to be made out of metal and he has some kind of technological device on his arm. He's playing with an odd shaped alien knife.

Phil: Krilleth! I haven't introduced you yet!

Krilleth (deep and tough voice): I got tired of playing your silly games and waiting to come out!

Steroids Man: I like this man.

Krilleth: So you're the last guy we've been waiting for? At least you don't look as crappy as some of the other members of our team.

Benny lets out a loud cry and drops his face back into his hands.

Krilleth: So what do you do anyway?

Steroids Man: Me? I thought I was getting to know about you guys.....

Krilleth: What do you do!?

Steroids Man: Ummm..... well I'm a really big man ... and I smash a bunch of things.... with my fists.

Krilleth: Lame.

Krilleth throws his knife across the room and it sticks in the wall. The technological device on his arm generates a new knife and Krilleth twirls it around with his fingers.

Krilleth: Looks like I'll be carrying this team.

Lightening Vision (whispering to Phil): I really don't like that guy.

Krilleth throws some fake punches into the air right next to Super Bob and Benny and they move father back while Krilleth laughs.

Phil: Ok, next is "Whip Flash!"!

Suddenly this bright light comes zooming in causing a serious wind that messes up everyone's hair and clothes!

Steroids Man: What the hell was that!?

Everyone looks over to see this alien man wearing silver metal and blue lights with long white hair and a large whip that has electricity shooting off it.

Whip Flash!: The great Whip Flash! is here!!!

Whip Flash! takes his electrified whip and whips the wall and a large metal panel comes off and the wall gets very damaged!

Phil: You guys have to be more careful with this space ship!!

Whip Flash! whips the air a few times sending bolts of electricity all over.

Whip Flash!: Behold my mighty electric whip and super speed!

Cartoon Voice: What an air head!

Everyone looks around to see who said that and we look down to see a really short character has entered the room.

Phil: This is .... Harvey ... the Goose.

Show a walking and talking cartoon looking goose with a bad attitude. He is wearing a leather jacket and what appears to be motorcycle clothes and is smoking a large cigar.

Harvey the Goose: What? Ain't ya all never seen a talking goose before?

Steroids Man: Ok, I need drugs now.

Familiar Voice: I can hook you up bro!

Steroids Man looks up and is very excited as Phil introduces the next hero.

Phil: And last but not least, it's Weed Man!

Weed Man comes out and is smoking a joint and in his traditional Weed Man costume!

Steroids Man runs over and hugs the crap out of Weed Man!

Steroids Man: It's so good to see you again brother!

Weed Man: You too!

Steroids Man: Oh man.... I'm so sorry I burnt your cabin down in the woods all those years back!

Weed Man: No worries bro, all is forgiven.

Phil: Seriously.... you're worried about burning down some pot head's cabin and couldn't repent for all the people you killed?

Weed Man: Sweet Halo man!

Weed Man grabs at Steroids Man's halo which causes him to bend over.

Steroids Man: Hey man, that's a part of me now! I'm dead!

Weed Man: Heavy.

Phil: Anyway, we are now finally gathered together for the ultimate hero mission! We have to stop the ultimate threat!

Weed Man: You mean those people who tried to kill me?

Steroids Man: Huh?

Suddenly red lights begin flashing in the ship and an alarm sounds!

Phil: Oh no ... they've found us!!

Everyone looks out the windows to see two small, strange looking enemy space ships approaching.

Phil: Quickly - get the shields up!

One of the wingless angels is looking at a wrecked wall panel with sparks shooting out of it.

Wingless Angel: Whip Flash! destroyed the shields!

Whip Flash!: Hot Damn! I didn't mean to do that!!!

!! **KABOOM** !!

A shot is fired at the cloud ship and our heroes and angels get thrown all over! The cloud ship begins to turn sideways and fall out of the sky as another shot is fired! More explosions happen and the wingless angels get thrown out of their seats and control panels explode!!

The cloud ship is now quickly plummeting to the earth as these two mysterious enemy alien ships follow it firing more shots!

Weed Man and Harvey the Goose are sharing large bong hits as everyone is freaking out. Phil looks around to see his ship operators are either dead or injured!

Steroids Man: DO SOMETHING!!!

Krilleth (to Whip Flash!): You screwed us all!

Whip Flash!: Sorry!!

Krilleth generates another blade out of thin air with his arm technology and stabs Whip Flash! in the neck!

Benny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Super Bob runs to the controls and starts pushing buttons frantically.

Phil looks around in shock as suddenly a hole is blown out of the side of the falling cloud ship! Everyone hangs on tight and Phil quickly uses his angel wings to fly outside!

Benny: Where is he going?!?!

Super Bob: I think I can shoot them down! The targeting system is damaged... but I may be able to compensate!

Super Bob fires shots at the lead enemy ship and the explosions cause it to crash into the other ship and they both explode!

Lightening Vision: You got them! But we're going to crash in only seconds!

Benny: Quickly! Everyone gather around me!

We now see outside as the falling cloud ship crashes into the earth!

!!!! EXTRAORDINARILY LOUD EXPLOSION !!!!

Smoke fills the area and Phil watches from a distance as he flies high in the air.

Phil: No.... this can't be happening!

The smoke clears and Phil approaches the debris. Pieces of broken space ship litter the area! Body parts all over the place!

Phil suddenly sees a strange glowing bubble in the middle of the debris field.

Phil: Could it be?

Phil runs to the scene to see the heroes are safe in a green energy ball which now disappears.

Weed Man (to Benny): Good job little dude!

Phil: What happened?

Krilleth: The weak one saved us all.

Phil: Wow, I knew about your other talents but not this one!

Benny: You seemed like you were only interested in that other thing I do...

Steroids Man raises an eyebrow at that exchange.

Phil: Is everyone ok?

Lightening Vision: Whip Flash! is dead and so are the rest of the angels.

Steroids Man (to Phil): Why the hell did you leave us?

Phil: What?

Harvey the Goose: You flew out and left us all behind! And I'm the only other guy who has wings but they don't work!

Weed Man: Yeah Phil, that's pretty weak.

Phil: Hey now, I saved your life. In fact I saved you all from one situation or another before assembling this team!

Everyone still looks annoyed.

Phil: I'm sorry everyone, it was a tight situation and if I died then the mission would have been totally lost!

Steroids Man looks around at all the rubble and destruction.

Steroids Man: The mission's off to one hell of a great start, isn't it?

This new unhappy team of Phil, Steroids Man, Weed Man, Super Bob, Benny, Krilleth, Harvey the Goose and Lightning Vision all leave to figure out what do to next!