Clarence and Zot talk randomly forever

[Wesley]

When you mix cinnamon and sugar to put on your toast, do you make it mostly sugar with a wee dash of cinnamon, or is it pretty good and spicy? I like mine pretty cinnamonny.

[Clarence]

I love cinnamon too and put tons on .. haven't had cinnamon toast in ages actually

Ever try the cinnamon challenge?

Kayol (Hostd3mon) did and almost died and was dry puking plumes of cinnamon dust in my bath tub

good times

[Clarence]

You slept in ya slacker

I was expecting to see you at 6 am just like yesterday

[Wesley]

Didn't get in bed until about 2. Then Baki got me up before 5, so I was sleeping on the couch a little.

I'm thinking about doing chainsaw stuff today, in addition to watching a few episodes of Three Kingdoms.

[Clarence]

Chainsaws and lack of sleep are a dangerous mix ...

[Wesley]

I had a nap, some coffeeeeeee, and some shredded wheat.

maybe I'll just sharpen the saw, then watch TV.

[Clarence]

Sharpening chainsaws and lack of sleep are a dangerous mix ...

Didn't you just sharpen them?

What are you cutting through that they get dull so quick???

Why do you have so many chainsaws??

[Wesley]

I didn't use the chainsaw last week, didn't even sharpen it. Just got my Fiskars axe out and started chopping!

Why don't you have MORE chainsaws?

[Clarence]

I didn't use the chainsaw last week, didn't even sharpen it. Just got my Fiskars axe out and started chopping!

Why don't you have MORE chainsaws?

I don't have any trees but apparently you live in a thick enchanted forest.

I have a circular saw ...

[Wesley]

Okay, see, I'm a little jealous. I don't have a circular saw.

[Clarence]

It sucks, it's old as hell and my Uncle gave it to me.

[Wesley]

There may be one with a broken handle back in the shed. What could go wrong trying to use that?

[Clarence]

I'm concerned about your power tool use

[Wesley]

I used to have three arms until that one accident.

[Clarence]

gack!

[Clarence]

I want to have a kid and used to bike A LOT

I'm running out of time and with lack of success I'm afraid to go biking cause I don't want to kill what functioning sperm is left


...

???

[Wesley]

They make different seats that are more gentle on your package.

I miss the bike that my crazy friend kept after he called me a racist.

[Clarence]

Ok I need more details on that story!

[Wesley]

It is the friend who says i betrayed him and insulted his wife. Yeah, on top of that nonsense, he kept the bike he had borrowed. Here's a pic:

[Clarence]

Sounds like we've both dealt with crap dramatic friends huh