Eli Roth

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Eli Roth

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smurf that guy. Like, totally smurf smurf that god damned halfwit middle-schooler with a bent ruler. GOD DAMMIT! FUUUUUUUCK!

I have never been so angry from watching a movie before. Knock Knock. smurf smelly piece of shazam!, takes a relatively unbelievable premise and flogs it to death, somehow makes it LESS believable! Shoves it in our face, and then the end was just flipping us the bird! If I had paid money to see this smurf waste of 90 minutes in the theater, I'd have robbed a bank and punched a cop afterwards.

After about an hour I hit FF on the remote. Then I hit it again, and again to 4x, if something looked important, I'd go back to normal speed. Guess what? it was not important. FF. End. smurf!

I want to punch that man in the mouth with my foot!
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Re: Eli Roth

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Only movies I've seen of his were the two Hostel movies and one of the Cabin Fevers, don't remember which.
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