Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No YOU'RE a poo.
Knock knock jokes
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Re: Knock knock jokes
Seriously, can we ban him?
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are underneath, it's what you do that defines you." - Rachel Dawes, Batman Begins
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing
that happens to everything else." - Ororo Munroe, X-Men
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Re: Knock knock jokes
Oh, come on... that's a classic!
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Re: Knock knock jokes
I can do MUCH worse!moe wrote:Seriously, can we ban him?
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Re: Knock knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling awful knock, knock jokes .
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling awful knock, knock jokes .
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Re: Knock knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banantca mad that I said banana again!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banantca mad that I said banana again!
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Re: Knock knock jokes
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
*to whom.
You didn't say these had to be funny, right?
Who's there?
To.
To who?
*to whom.
You didn't say these had to be funny, right?
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Re: Knock knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow w-
MOO!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow w-
MOO!
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Re: Knock knock jokes
Yes!Cho wrote:Knock Knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
*to whom.
You didn't say these had to be funny, right?
I taught Froot Loop this one a while ago. I immediately regretted it.nich wrote:Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow w-
MOO!