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Knock knock jokes

Posted: Fri May 20, 2016 10:10 pm
by nich
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No YOU'RE a poo.

Re: Knock knock jokes

Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 4:40 am
by Moe
Seriously, can we ban him?

Re: Knock knock jokes

Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 11:27 am
by Wesley
Oh, come on... that's a classic!

Re: Knock knock jokes

Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 10:11 pm
by nich
moe wrote:Seriously, can we ban him?
I can do MUCH worse! :twisted:

Re: Knock knock jokes

Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 10:24 pm
by Beany
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling awful knock, knock jokes :P .

Re: Knock knock jokes

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 2:07 am
by nich
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banantca mad that I said banana again!

Re: Knock knock jokes

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 5:29 pm
by Beany
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
*to whom.

You didn't say these had to be funny, right?

Re: Knock knock jokes

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 5:35 pm
by nich
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow w-
MOO!

Re: Knock knock jokes

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 6:26 pm
by chex
Cho wrote:Knock Knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
*to whom.

You didn't say these had to be funny, right?
:lol: Yes!
nich wrote:Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow w-
MOO!
I taught Froot Loop this one a while ago. I immediately regretted it.