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comes with 1 year of free access to golf places for a year and unlimited caddy service

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5 - unlimited coffee:

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6 - Your own wolf:

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7- Gary Busey moves in with you forever:

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8 - Pallet of frozen blocks of meat:

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9 - All expenses paid trip to North Korea for 3 months:

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10 - Appear in the next Avengers movie:

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11 - ONE banana
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12 - Your own school bus:

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13. Donald Trump mows your lawn



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14: 4000 goldfish

4. I want to pay off my mortgage and take my spawn to Europe.

chex wrote:4. I want to pay off my mortgage and take my spawn to Europe.

And fix your car!

I think 11 is my lucky number for now.

LaLou wrote:I think 11 is my lucky number for now.

You're happy with your prize?

Yes, but I'll take the wolf too if you want me to. And I do not want Donald Trump near my lawn however much it needs mowing.

LaLou wrote:Yes, but I'll take the wolf too if you want me to. And I do not want Donald Trump near my lawn however much it needs mowing.

But you can have dogs poop on the lawn and then the mower blade shoots poop all over him and you can video tape it and have cherished memories forever.

P.S. I really smurf hate trump

I have cats and they don't poop on grass. There has never been a dog on my lawn. The lawn has to go anyway.

LaLou wrote:I have cats and they don't poop on grass. There has never been a dog on my lawn. The lawn has to go anyway.

Advertise to your neighbours with dogs that they can poop on your lawn for a month prior to Trump's arrival

It can be a big community event, you can charge tickets

Even sell the video to media for big $$$

This has more potential than you may think

In that case I could go to a dairy farm and ask the farmer to dump a shitload of cow shazam! on my lawn. Faster, smellier and dirtier.

LaLou wrote:In that case I could go to a dairy farm and ask the farmer to dump a shitload of cow shazam! on my lawn. Faster, smellier and dirtier.

Now you got your head in the game

I still want the banana though.

LaLou wrote:I still want the banana though.

ONE OF THE PRIZES IS MONEY!!!!!!

Not to mention the car and some other good ones

Chex claimed the money. I don't have a drivers license so the car and the schoolbus are out. Neither do I want to go really fast, speedboat out. Why would I want to go to north Korea? Out. I don't like to play golf, too much effort. Out. I don't have the a spare room for Gary Busey. Out. I don't have a fridge that big enough for all that meat, and it doesn't look that tasty either. I don't think they want me in an avengers movie, not hot enough and I don't have a pond for the 4000 goldfish, although I could release them in the canal.
That leaves the coffee, the banana and the wolf. I pick the banana, but will have all three of them if you want me to.

Prizes can be claimed multiple times if multiple people pick #4 prior to entering the thread

And some of these prizes are clearly anti-prizes

Clearly.

Banana!

LaLou wrote:Clearly.

Banana!

Honestly that is pointless but does anyone want to go to North Korea ... ever

A wolf may be hard to train and tame and would be weird walking in a public park

I wanted to play with myself

So I went to http://numbergenerator.org/randomnumberbetween1and14

Generated random # 9

No way in hell I'm going to North Korea LOL

You can use this website too if you didn't play properly and pick a # beforehand

I chose the golden middle 7. Who the heck is this guy?

I want a banana.