Post here any funny replies you were given, you heard or read!
I`ll go first:
Man “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
funny replies
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Re: funny replies
I liked that one:
Man “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy
Woman “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”
Man “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy
Woman “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”
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Re: funny replies
Here's one from an email conversation with my husband this morning.
chex: Oh, I plan on sleeping for 24 hours straight when you get home.
mr. chex: Thats fine, I plan on having tickle fight for 24 hours straight so it all works out.
he's such a bastard.
chex: Oh, I plan on sleeping for 24 hours straight when you get home.
mr. chex: Thats fine, I plan on having tickle fight for 24 hours straight so it all works out.
he's such a bastard.
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Re: funny replies
Is like in that joke:`why do you need to wake me,you know where to find it`
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Re: funny replies
Some of mine - the few I can remember
Angry kid at school "If you don't shut up you're gonna end up in hospital
Me - "fluck off im not gonna visit you"
Me to my wife "Did you eat all the donuts in that bag?"
My Wife "yes, but I have an excuse, im pregnant
Me "well you wouldn't be if I knew that you didn't share donuts"
Grumpy guy at work (after getting a minor cut on his arm) "have we got an accident book here?"
Me "Why, are you looking for a copy of your birth certificate?"
Police officer "I need to take your name"
Me - slightly drunk *gives full name*
Police Officer "can you spell that"
Me "Well if I couldn't I'd probably be wearing the same uniform as you"
My Boss (pretending to be angry, but actually only messing with me) "what time do you call this, I hope you have a decent excuse
Me "Well I would have, but unfortunately I was late for work this morning so I didn't have time to think of one"
Angry kid at school "If you don't shut up you're gonna end up in hospital
Me - "fluck off im not gonna visit you"
Me to my wife "Did you eat all the donuts in that bag?"
My Wife "yes, but I have an excuse, im pregnant
Me "well you wouldn't be if I knew that you didn't share donuts"
Grumpy guy at work (after getting a minor cut on his arm) "have we got an accident book here?"
Me "Why, are you looking for a copy of your birth certificate?"
Police officer "I need to take your name"
Me - slightly drunk *gives full name*
Police Officer "can you spell that"
Me "Well if I couldn't I'd probably be wearing the same uniform as you"
My Boss (pretending to be angry, but actually only messing with me) "what time do you call this, I hope you have a decent excuse
Me "Well I would have, but unfortunately I was late for work this morning so I didn't have time to think of one"
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