Proof that meat is more powerful than vegetables

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Proof that meat is more powerful than vegetables

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Yeah, it is a big subject, and all I am really trying to do is have a little fun and pretend to start an argument between vegetarians and omnivores, but here is a video where a guy cuts a steel pan with a bacon torch, but the breadstick/cucumber torch lacks the energy to do anything but look pretty.

Make your own silly societal analogy.

Here, watch the video....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9dskxN1 ... e=featured
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This is from my calendar. Veg is healing.

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This next one is the powers of porn. From some sweetcorn:

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That is cute and all, but has NOTHING to do with a welding torch made out of BACON! I mean, seriously, a bacon torch? That is totally awesome!!!!
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It shows (in both respects) how the veg feels. Okay, it doesn't really, but it fits.

So we go outside with pigs attatched to welding torches. Every time it needs a power boost we chop off a pig's leg et voila!

How many cucumbers have legs?
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How was your day? You seem to be going in your own direction.
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Re: Proof that meat is more powerful than vegetables

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Meat, veg, or Ali's way?
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I say he's a cheater , this guy eat meat , he loves meat and threat it well(done) , the veg' torch was made without patience and passion , we also couldn't see how he made it , we just saw it there .
veg's for the win .
I will work on a video as soon as i'll have a veg' win idea .

I bet chexy saw different things in this video..
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Chexy was too lazy to click the link. I'll get around to it later.
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Oh GOD you SHOULD ! Especially you , somehow ..
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Okay, I watched. I don't get it, Effie. What should I be seeing?
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i don't wanna take zot's thread off topic coz he freaks out when that happensss . see i was thriple s's coz i was scared ..
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Tststs.... naughty eff.
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bella wrote:Tststs.... naughty eff.
:shock: bells ! naughty bells !
back to topic .
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I just thought the video was funny and cool at the same time. A bacon blowtorch! That was really cool. All the other stuff about a debate or argument was just an excuse to put that video in here.



P.S. I <3 vegetables.
I am an omnivore, but I often eat vegetarian quisine.
It is tasty!
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In my language omnivore is the one who eats people :shock:
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WAAAA! In English it means one who eats everything.
Herbivore, plants. Carnivore, animals. Omnivore, everything.
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Omnivores just mean that they eat both meats and plants. Not everything.
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What about fungi? I dig mushrooms. And I have the occasional beer, which is fermented with yeast. These things do not fall under plants or animals. How about you use the internet to do some research before you start correcting me?
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Re: Proof that meat is more powerful than vegetables

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and bugs, too. I would not consider bugs 'meat'. Protein, sure, but not meat. And they are a staple of lesser mammalian omnivorous diets.
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Re: Proof that meat is more powerful than vegetables

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Clovvach, the Latin word 'omnis' means everything. This means that 'omnivores' are animals that eat everything.
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