***New Never Ending Story: one more word per post***

[Clarence]

Ok, let's start a new FRESH story that doesn't involve kevin and destructo....

I really want to get this to work this time....

Please keep it relatively simply and not make it retarded... focus on making it funny and interesting without making it too hard to follow....

Seriously, Lucas010101 and Clawich or anyone who makes this retarded and brings the story to a stop will have their posts deleted.

Ok, so ONE extra word per post.

To do a word count use this site:


http://www.javascriptkit.com/script/scr ... ords.shtml

[Clarence]

(Ok, so here's the first post so it will only have one word)

1.

Sunrise.

[Clarence]

2.

It's sunny.

(Ok, so the next person posts 3 words, the next person posts 4, and so on..... no double posting after this please)

[Shay]

3.

Birds are singing.

[Wesley]

4.
The sunbeams warm me.

[Clarence]

5.

I can't find my clothes.

[Shay]

6.

I dozed off while sun tanning.

[Clarence]

7. I can not find my clothes anywhere!

[Wesley]

8.
I think the damn pigeons stole my clothes!

[Clarence]

9.

I then remembered my keys were in my clothes!

[Wesley]

10.
This is bad. My car only has one key! Crap!

[Shay]

11.

What am I gonna do? I can't go anywhere without clothes!

[Clarence]

12. I tried my best to hide my exposed female parts and hid.

[Shay]

13.

I felt ridiculous as I found random plants to barely cover my parts.

[Clarence]

14. The sun was burning.... my only hope was to sneak home later at night..

[Wesley]

15.
I found some old sandals; Better than nothing, I guess. Now to wait for dark.

[Clarence]

16. While waiting all afternoon.... I slept in the shade ..... only to awake the next morning hungry...

[Shay]

17.

Dammit! I slept through the evening? Without thinking I began picking off the berries from my chest.

[Clarence]

18 - The weather was so hot.... I was sweating..... it's making me exhausted.... I can't sleep all night again!

[Shay]

19.

I need to figure out a plan soon. Sitting on my bottom all day is not going to help.