Ruin the Situation

[NTG]

Scene 3: Child

In Heaven, everyone’s celebrating.
Meanwhile, Damien Jr still exists and is 7 years old.
Cut to 30 years later
Rich Relative Demon Man (calling him RRDMnow) gets fired from hell for not ending the world by now.
Clrance now brings Damien Jr to purgatory to explain the situation.
Clrance is like “okay so your dad died and-“
Damien Jr- “LEVELGAME MAN!!!!!!”
Damien Jr gets to meet Clarence (who is really Clrance) and everyone’s happy
Also global warming doesn’t exist anymore so yay

[Clarence]

Clrance: "Ok Damien Jr - come with me to this door"

Damien Jr: "You can just call me Dee Slice"

Clrance: "I'm not calling you that"

Dee Slice: "Yes you are"

Clrance: "Just walk through the door, balloon knot"

Dee Slice: "What's in there?"

Clrance: ".... candy"

Dee Slice: "Oh boy!"

Suddenly! RRDM appears from nowhere behind Clrance and snaps his neck and kicks him into the door of oblivion

Dee Slice: "Who are you???"

RRDM: "I am your Great Uncle. Come with me to Earth!"

They arrive on Earth and everything is peaceful and happy.

Dee Slice: "Wow! I like it here!"

RRDM: "he he he (evil laugh) "

Suddenly the skies turn black and the streets fill with blood as earth quakes happen on a global scale and the ground opens up to reveal hordes of demons and Satan Himself.

Satan smiles proudly and looks upon RRDM.

RRDM: "Look my master, I did it! The prophecy!! Hell on Earth!"

Satan: "You have done me proud."

RRDM smiles.

Satan: "I'm done with you now."

Satan snaps RRDM's neck and burns his soul erasing him from reality.

Dee Slice: "... so I heard there was Candy .. or ? "

Satan eradicates Dee Slice, body and soul as well and smiles while eating a large cone of strawberry ice cream.

Satan: "The apocalypse ... BEGINS!!!!"

[NTG]

Just then, the real Clarence pops up out of the ground and starts annoying the
demons at a global scale with the tediousness of a 300 level game!

They all get to level 19 and give up and leave earth and go back to hell and RRDM gets brought back and gets fired for either the 2nd or 3rd time, I wasn’t counting.

There is still one molecule of Dee Slice so Clrance take it to a cloning machine and shazam!

Dee Slice back to normal, Clrance and Clarence back to normal, world back to normal.

[Clarence]

Satan wakes up on the ground covered in strawberry ice-cream.

Demon #1: "Satan? Are you ok?"

Satan: "Oh man .. I had that dream again!"

Demon #1: "The Level Game dream?"

Satan: "Yes the game must have traumatized me. I dreamed we all got stuck on level 19 and we all left Earth and a molecule of Dee Slice survived and he was cloned and...."

Demon #1 slaps Satan.

Demon #1: "Get a hold of yourself! It was all a dream! You did successfully conquer earth AND beat the Never Ending Level Game!. Also every single solitary molecule of Dee Slice was destroyed and he can't be cloned!"

Satan: "... wait did you just slap me?"

Demon #1: "Ummm...."

Satan obliterates his demon partner and sits on his throne - king of earth and takes solace in knowing he won and all versions of Damien/Dee Slice and any lineage have been erased from time so he can rule unabated.....

[NTG]

Clrance and Clarence send themselves back to purgatory to think.

Clrance- I’ve gotten a hold of Stan’s search history!

Clarence- Stan?

Clrance- yeah I’m from a dimension that spells everybody’s name wrong

Clarence- Alright, back to the search history.

“Never ending Level Game Walkthrough”
“NELG How to pass level197”
“How to get into the hall of fame unfairly”

Clarence- This guy’s a fake!

Clarence teleports himself to hell and bans Satan or “Stan” as Clrance likes to call him.

Banning Satan/Stan turns the world back to normal because logic and his posts are erased so his actions are erased and normal

[Clarence]

Suddenly! RRDM appears from nowhere behind Clrance and snaps his neck and kicks him into the door of oblivion

[NTG]

That was in the dream where RRDM does that
No proof of that happening in the real world

[Clarence]

That was in the dream where RRDM does that
No proof of that happening in the real world

It had to have happened in the real world cause RRDM would have proceeded to bring Dee Slice to earth which lead to the whole Apocalypse thing

[NTG]

Okay redo on my part.
I really need to keep a document of who’s alive or not.

Clarence checks the search history by himself and finds out he is cheating and bans Stan.

Stan is banned so he can’t do anything anymore so Clarence turns to world to normal with his ultra admin powers except Clrance and Dee Slice are still dead

He meets some people on Earth.
GreatZot- God himself. He came down to Earth to see what was happening
Moe- Built the Anti-Stan Laser Thingy. It will come to good if Stan Jr tries anything.
NTG- too busy obsessing over the number 255 to care. Also doesn’t know what a short story about bears is.

[Clarence]

Satan wakes up on his golden throne covered in even more ice-cream

Satan: "Aaahhhhh what *gasp* .... dream again?"

Demon #2: "Dream again"

Satan: "whew"

[NTG]

Outside of Satan’s second dream, the new forum people are still awesome but not as awesome.

GreatZot- Somebody who works for god
Moe- Built a laser, but it doesn’t repel Satan
NTG- doesn’t know what a “bear” is. Also good at math.

Demon #9884 slips on an apple core and gets amnesia and can’t remember anything and ends up working for Team Forum.

Meanwhile the other 999,999 demons report this to Satan but Satan is too into eating ice cream to care.

Team Satan now only has 999,999 demons which drives the demons with OCD crazy. They join Team Forum.
Team Satan is now down to 982,546 demons and Satan is out of ice cream.

[Clarence]

Satan maintains his powerhold on earth but branches out to an alien planet: Praxnax

he enslaves them and forces them to produce large quantities of ice-cream as they are known for this

[NTG]

GreatZot uses god powers to poison the ice cream.
40,000 demons die taste testing to ice cream.
The remaining 942k demons give it to Satan.
It gives him a stomach bug and the demons are forced to get him medicine, such a task kills 42k demons.
Using Moe’s building powers and NTG’s precise calculations, a middle is fired at Pranxnax and it is a direct hit causing no more ice cream for Satan once again.

[Clarence]

All the demons go to hell ... so they just come back

Satan finds 5 more planets that makes ice cream

He now controls 72% of the galaxy

Satan tests positive for diabetes

[NTG]

Scene 4: Dimension M

Every human on Earth gets into an escape pod and gets sent to Dimension M: the Mispeled Dimension. The dimension Clrance is from.

GratZot, Mo, NGT, and Clarance(not Clarence) step out of the escape pod.
In this dimension, Satan is too depressed to do anything evil because he is out of ice cream.

[Clarence]

Scene 4: Dimension M

Every human on Earth gets into an escape pod and gets sent to Dimension M: the Mispeled Dimension. The dimension Clrance is from.

GratZot, Mo, NGT, and Clarance(not Clarence) step out of the escape pod.
In this dimension, Satan is too depressed to do anything evil because he is out of ice cream.

Our Satan meets up with Dimension M Satan and they connect to Dimension I: The Ice Cream Dimension

Spreading hatred and evil and ice-cream through the multi-verse

[NTG]

Every Team Forum person goes to Dimension H: the Hidden Dimension. They seal the dimension with a layer of Satan-proof Seran Wrap.
Ice cream is now banned in 145 countries and 3 continents.

[Clarence]

Dimension H is the hat dimens... NVM

All this multi-dimensional travel causes an anti-mater re-flux in the space time continuum causing all realities to spill into each other and a black hole devours all reality.

Everything is gone

Silence and nothing

Black and void

....


nothing

[Clarence]

This is why I don't play the lottery

[NTG]

You win the game, you were the one who ruined the situation beyond repair