Stupid warning labels

[raiden676]

Funny News:

Man electricuted by urinating on a power line
Washington police believe a man died by urinating on a down power line yesterday after a car crash.

Goat leads Texas police on a 30 minute chase
A goat was spotted in a local Taco Bell Restaraunt yesterday, but when police tried to subdue the animal, it fled. It took 4 police officers, 2 animal control officers, and an off duty police officer to capture the goat.

on a can of aerosol deodorant: warning do not spray in eyes

[Clovvach]

I have a mint imperials tin and it's not suitable for nut allergens. What the hell?

either they put nuts in it. Or they were manufactured in the same place as the nuts.

[BeatStick]

Dumb warning labels don't aggravate me, they just make me laugh.

On a gun it should say:
WARNING! Might hurt someone if not used cautiously.

[UnknownSoldier]

The packets used to keep something fresh or smelling clean. Example. I bought a new gun safe. Inside is a white packet with these hard pebble like objects in it... on the packet it says " Do not eat " I'm like... wtf... look skittles.... mmmmmmm

[Shay]

A friend of mine who is partially blind accidentally put it on his food and ate it. He thought it was salt. He didn't even notice. Ate it all, but was completely fine.

[raiden676]

Did that little packet happen to be a pack of silica gel? Due if it is, it really wouldn't harm anybody.

[Dowster]

[I expect they`ll put extra warnings on them now saying "if you are blind please ask someone else to read this warning for you

[LaLou]

Did that little packet happen to be a pack of silica gel? Due if it is, it really wouldn't harm anybody.

You're not totaly right there. The silica gel that turns blue can harm you. It contains cobalt, and that is very harmful.

[Naesme]

If a certain amount of gel is injested it can hurt you. If a small amount is, it may make you uncomfortable for a while, or maybe ill at the worst.

[Wesley]

"DO NOT EAT"

[Shay]

Start putting warning lables in Braille.

[Eff]

So many of'em..inside our clothes..
all of those only from the jeans

[Clovvach]

Oh sh- XD

people and their imaginations these days.

[raiden676]

Get this

On the bottom of a liquor shot glass

"Not inteded for food of beverage purposes." What the hell am I supposed to do with it? I know some people collect them, but come on!!

[chex]

I know some people collect them,

You answered your own question.

[Shay]

I collect them. My favorite shot glasses are these two Tipsy glasses. They're built so that they actually lean off to the side. They're bright neon colors too and have measurements on the back with different levels of how drunk you are.

[raiden676]

I have only one right now, but every time we go somewhere special, I will buy one.

The only one I have is a 24 shotglass from where I went to Charlotte.