Stupid warning labels
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Stupid warning labels
On a box of hammers: Do not eat
On a Hairdryer: Do not use in water
On a cup of HOT coffee: Caution, may be very hot
On a saw: Warning, sharp edges
On a waterbed: Do not use as a fish tank
Ok ok, so the last one doesn't exist (at least....i don't think so). Point is, how stupid does the government think we are? And why the heck do people who sue for these kinds of things (ex. being burned by HOT coffee, and then suing claiming you didn't know it was hot) actually get listened to? We should take all idiots who have tried suing for being cut by a saw, burned by hot coffee, or saw their precious pet goldfish die in their water bed (just wait, it'll happen) and lock em up in the nut house.
On a Hairdryer: Do not use in water
On a cup of HOT coffee: Caution, may be very hot
On a saw: Warning, sharp edges
On a waterbed: Do not use as a fish tank
Ok ok, so the last one doesn't exist (at least....i don't think so). Point is, how stupid does the government think we are? And why the heck do people who sue for these kinds of things (ex. being burned by HOT coffee, and then suing claiming you didn't know it was hot) actually get listened to? We should take all idiots who have tried suing for being cut by a saw, burned by hot coffee, or saw their precious pet goldfish die in their water bed (just wait, it'll happen) and lock em up in the nut house.
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Re: Stupid warning labels
Well, the warnings are there because of the lawsuits. To rant about "how stupid does the government think we are" then go on to say "just wait, it'll happen" is kinda silly.
And the Stella Liebeck case isn't as frivolous as people make it out to be.
http://www.caoc.com/CA/index.cfm?event= ... e&pg=facts
And the Stella Liebeck case isn't as frivolous as people make it out to be.
http://www.caoc.com/CA/index.cfm?event= ... e&pg=facts
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Re: Stupid warning labels
Bag of roasted, salted peanuts: Warning! Contains peanuts! You don't say?
Chainsaw: Don't use to cut hair.
Chainsaw: Don't use to cut hair.
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Re: Stupid warning labels
Ha XD more funny ones.
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Re: Stupid warning labels
I don't remember where I saw this but I saw a chainsaw with the warning:Alialialia wrote:
Chainsaw: Don't use to cut hair.
"WARNING! HAS SHARP EDGES! Do not use on neck or genitalia," and my response was all... WTF?
That would hurt.
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Well this thread is getting entertaining XD
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Everything has a stupid warning label because somewhere along the lines someone did it. Crazy! I know, but some people are either A) really that dumb, or B) simply did it to exploit the fact that it did NOT have a warning label to sue for money. It's like that retarded smurf who tried to sue McDonalds because it made him fat. You dumb smurf. You went to a fast food restaurant to eat food that, yes tastes good, but is completely crap and mostly unhealthy for you. Wtf did you expect?
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Re: Stupid warning labels
I wanna sue Clarence because he doesn't give me the password to Level 8.
He should have a warning label saying: "WARNING: Clarence will not give you password to level 8"
He should have a warning label saying: "WARNING: Clarence will not give you password to level 8"
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Re: Stupid warning labels
I`ll tell you one that bothers me..
On the back of boxes of matches it says "keep away from children"
smurf you match people I`ll go where I like, what do you think I am, some kind of pervert??
On the back of boxes of matches it says "keep away from children"
smurf you match people I`ll go where I like, what do you think I am, some kind of pervert??
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I love you, Dows.
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Children's Vitamin Tablets - keep out of the reach of children. How are they supposed to eat them exactly?
Paper should say: Warning! May cause papercuts!
Paper should say: Warning! May cause papercuts!
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Re: Stupid warning labels
rofl XD
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Re: Stupid warning labels
On a microwave oven: This appliance is not suitable for drying pets.
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That deserves a WOOTShay wrote: I love you, Dows.
We had a big smurf tub of lotion once (antisepctic of some sort) that said "not to be used internally"
Umm, yeah I really wasn't planning on trying it with something that size..
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It puts the lotion on the skin...
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Re: Stupid warning labels
Arm and Hammer cat litter: safe to use around pets.
Baby oil:keep out of reach of children
Strydex foaming face wash:may contain foam
Sleeping pills:may cause drowsiness
Bic Cigarette lighter:make sure to light away from face
Fire extinguisher:caution, non flammable
Mattress:warning do not attempt to swallow
Rain guage:suitable for outdoor use
Christmas lights:for indoor or outdoor use only
cat food:not for human consumption
fire logs: risk of fire
road sign
<- cemetary
dead end->
church parking lot sign:"Thou shalt not park"
500 piece puzzle:some assembly required
that is just some out of the several I have found.
Baby oil:keep out of reach of children
Strydex foaming face wash:may contain foam
Sleeping pills:may cause drowsiness
Bic Cigarette lighter:make sure to light away from face
Fire extinguisher:caution, non flammable
Mattress:warning do not attempt to swallow
Rain guage:suitable for outdoor use
Christmas lights:for indoor or outdoor use only
cat food:not for human consumption
fire logs: risk of fire
road sign
<- cemetary
dead end->
church parking lot sign:"Thou shalt not park"
500 piece puzzle:some assembly required
that is just some out of the several I have found.
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Goodbye Cruel World
The Wall
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Goodbye Cruel World
The Wall
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Re: Stupid warning labels
rofl XD
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Re: Stupid warning labels
I have a mint imperials tin and it's not suitable for nut allergens. What the hell?
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"Manufactured in a facility that also processes peanuts and/or tree nuts"
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