Parodies

[Naesme]

Name your best parody. Real or not.

Parody....making something so illogical only logical thinking will allow anyone to understand it, although there is nothing to understand.

[raiden676]

12/21/2012

When God goes out to play a round of golf in the Universe and successfully hits 18 black holes in one. Thus sending the world into another dimension where we all have to walk backwards, Billy Mays and Vince are gay for each other, cheese never tastes the same, computers are all full of viruses, contact with the outside world would be impossible, Level Game would NEVER EXIST!!!, The Devil lives on 777 Stairway to Heaven drive, Up is Black, White is down, Rubik's Cubes will be installed with a locking mechanism where once you mix the damn thing up you will never be able to fix it again, television starts playing music, Porn now becomes a repeat episode of Gilligan's Island, putting a wet finger in a wall socket does absoultely nothing but shock all the dead cats back to life, the Dark Side as no real meaning to it, "All your bases will belong to us" will be exchanged with the oddly familiar "All your base are belong to us", The shamwow holds 20 billion times the weight of the world in liquid, VHS tapes will be back in style along with VCRs, the walkman headphones will now become runman piece of crap that plays music, Infomercials will start out with a fight scene, Jell-O will never jiggle anymore it just becomes gelatin mixed in water, the Kool Aid guy turns blue and signs up to cast in the movie Avatar 2: Who drank the Kool Aid?, Jigsaw never dies but becomes really really old ( 573 years old to be precise), I want to play a game will be replaced with "Would you like to play a game of Yahtzee?", You can now touch the ball with your hands in Soccer, Nintendo is Obsolete, Playstation rises to become another god, but will be dethroned by Xbox and Microsoft, we will now be able to walk on water for a few seconds then fall into the water to our demise, the song "Eye of the Tiger" becomes "Mouth of the Shark", we will be able to celebrate christmas all year long, police fear us cops don't, matresses will be edible, but the springs will give us gas, farting will just be made into another redneck sporting event, you can no longer park on the side of the streets but you have to walk to work or school, NIN (Nine Inch Nails) actually becomes a band instead of one real member, Snow days will be obsolete, cats eat dog food birds eat shingles off of other people's houses, rolling chairs will now have square wheels, power outages will always occur especially when someone is trying to finish a really long rant about Adam Lambert, Commas are replaced by Exclamation points! we start typing in 0s and 1s! 010 010101010101 111001010101 1101010101010101010101010101 11001010101010101010101010101 with an occasional 7! All the keys on a computer keyboard will vanish! the computer mouse gets chased by a computer cat! Spam actually tastes great! Steak will be replaced with Pig Liver! Smellevision becomes tastevision! everybody wears their hats upside down and inside out! brownie points are replaced with cookie points! And Geico.com becomes so easy a caveman and a cavedog can do it!

[Naesme]

Wow.....

[Shay]

The first thing I said when I clicked on the view new posts was "Holy shazam!." Lol sorry, man. I cannot be bothered to read that. At least not right now. Maybe when I'm not at work.

[raiden676]

To add on to what I said before!

the Winter X Games will be replaced with the After Fall but before Spring Extreme sports compilation of several sports! Googling Google on Google will kill several communists and thus be determined that doing such a thing is considered suicide! Catching a snowflake on your tounge will have severe consequences! farting in an elevator will earn you a Nobel Peace Prize for Science! Mountains will shrink therefore making them small hills or slight inconviences! Numbers will have no real value! Mortal Kombat will actually challenge Street Fighter and lose in dramatic fashion when Mario comes in to interrupt about the Nintendo Wii!this color font will be obsolete and will be replacedwith this color font! The terrible secret of space will be just another fictional piece of crap that will be made into an epic book saga! Friends will be enemies and enemies will be frenemies! Coke and Pepsi will battle it out one more time during super bowl 179 when Pepsi reveals Coke's secret recipe! Sponges will no longer have any holes in them! and then we would all end up on this other planet will wierd little green people that love to play cricket! We all have to do everything in our sleep! Youtubing Youtube on Youtube will earn you 100 years in solitary confinement! And surgery will not fix anything at all.

[Naesme]

It just keeps getting longer =O. White Out becomes Dark out. Sleeping will take place during the day which will become the night which means we will be awake which makes it day, this causes a parody in which it's always night when it's day and you are always awake while asleep. L will become 7 and 8 will become infinity. 9 and 6 are just each other flipped so they will be combined to make 8 which will be pronounced as "siine".

[raiden676]

sine cosine and tangents will just be this that and the other, liver and onions will be the food of the Gods!, Tabbing is enabled, we will all be embeded with nightvision which allows us to spy on others in the dark but we will all be scarred at the sights we see, sugar cookies will be sugar free, Bill Gates will lose all his money to Vince when Vince creates a shamwow that will shut down all computer systems, Billy Mays will come up with another fantastic product, but will be fined be the FCC for saying "THIS S*** IS F****** AWESOME AND A COMPLETE RIP-OFF!"

[raiden676]

Cut Copy and Paste is not allowed, pigs fly into people's windshields.

[raiden676]

Everything you say will include a Mc because Mcdonalds will have bought everybody out of business. McMcdonalds Mcwill Mcbe Mcinvaded Mcby Mcburger Mcking. Mcsaying McMcdonalds Mcand Mcburger Mcking Mcwill Mcsend Mcyou Mcto Mcjail Mcfor Mclife. McMcguiver Mcwill Mcgive Mcup Mctrying Mcto Mcsave Mcthe Mcworld Mcwith Mchousehold Mcstuff. Mcchuck Mcnorris Mcwill Mcdie Mcbut Mccomes Mcback.