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Got a good joke or wanna have a good laugh? Come here and bring your best jokes! GOOD AND HILARIOUS JOKES ONLY!!!
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chex
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Dear Twilight Fans,
Thank you for making us look sane and well-adjusted.
Sincerely, Trekkies.


Dear Stephenie Meyer,
I'm sorry your fans are so obnoxious. Try using less glitter.
Sincerely, J.K. Rowling.


Dear Edward Cullen,
Avada Kedavra!
Sincerely, Tom Riddle.
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Dear Avatar,
Pocahontas called, she wants her story line back.
Sincerely, Disney

QFT*1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
So true it's hardly even funny anymore.
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Dear mom,
Oh so you talked to Jimmy's mom and she's not letting him go either? Well if Jimmy's mom jumped off a cliff would you jump too?
Sincerely, kid.
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Dear toaster,
Please eject the toast high enough to be caught in mid-air with a plate.
Sincerely, why can't you be like the ones in the movies?

I like that one. :D
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Dear boys,
Oh how we love to watch you struggle...
Sincerely, bra straps.


ha!
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Re: Dear blank

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:notme: *wants to know how*

some ones I though that were cute!

Dear Egypt,
I heard you need a new president. Well, I need a summer job.
Sincerely, this might be perfect.

Dear annoying co-worker,
Good morning... I see the assassin failed.
Sincerely, let's try this again.

Dear bad decisions,
Thank you for making such great stories.
Sincerely, nostalgic.
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