The Human Centipede

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The Human Centipede

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I'm watching a horror movie called The Human Centipede. It's really smurf up. This one may give me nightmares.
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That sounds like a bad Steroids Man super villain.
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:lol: Yeah, I guess it does!

But it was the experiment of a mad scientist/surgeon.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1467304/
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ew, no. i usually like going to see horror movies but some of my friends already saw this one and they said its just disturbing and nasty, not scary. with the dog centipede and then the human one, nooo thankyou

"just for that your going in the middle". <---DISTURBING!

supposlly this movies really screwed up, like a "WHO would even create this" kind of screwed up not the "WOAH! this is scary! i love!" kind.
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I find myself agreeing with Red...

By the way there's a game of this...
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Redness wrote: like a "WHO would even create this" kind of screwed up not the "WOAH! this is scary! i love!" kind.
That pretty much sums it up. I saw the lovely director's cut version on Netflix, and almost vomited.
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Yeah, I love horror movies, and I have no interest in that. Too far fetched to be even remotely believable. "Oh, but what if....." bull. Schlock film.
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"...by attaching their mouths to rectums."

EW.
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Think about it. Human flesh is not all that strong. If it were bad enough, the people would just kill themselves to be released from the torture.
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some of my friends in aftercare were talking about it today. grossnasty.
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Yeah, there were a lot of illogical parts about the movie. A LOT.

It doesn't negate the grossness of the concept. :lol:
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Yeah why couldn't they just keep it simple and make a film about a guy with 5 dicks

They just had to go over the top :roll:
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GreatZot wrote:Yeah, I love horror movies, and I have no interest in that. Too far fetched to be even remotely believable. "Oh, but what if....." bull. Schlock film.
I like alot of schlock horror films too, but this looks like it'd be too good to be laughed at, but too bad to be enjoyable on it's own. No thanks.
And I said "Baby you're lookin' good",
That's when I noticed her legs were wood...
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1530509/

I'm ridiculously excited! I cannot wait to make fun of this one!
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2 Words../// smurf UP
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Wait, two more words?/// Utterly Disturbing
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one word: awesome
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Mouse wrote:one word: awesome
:like:

I wanna see both movies sooo bad.
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The first one is streaming on Netflix, if you have that.
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Yeah, I do. I'ma watch it tonight. :D
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Okay, I saw the second one. I read spoilers first, so I knew to skip one part that I wouldn't be able to handle, but the rest of it... it was awful, and I need to watch it again. :lol:
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