I Have the Cookie!

[cloudy 10]

While you are sleeping, I used a small robot to get inside the house and take the cookie. The robot got the cookie and gave it to me. The cookie is now in a rocket going to Saturn.

Edit: I also removed your fingerprints

[Beany]

Oh sorry, didn't I tell you? I live up there. There aren't many people on Saturn - in fact it's only me and Boris usually. So the rocket came to me!

Unfortunately, Boris likes cookies. He rolled in it, covered in it cat fur, swallowed it, then sicked it up again. You can have it if you want, but you'll have to come and get it.

[Steroids Man]

I rip you in half and TARE THE COOKIE OUT OF YOUR BODY WITH MY GIANT ARMS!!!!


TRY AND TAKE IT BACK AND YOU'LL GET PUNCHED!!!!

[Beany]

It's not in a body. It's in a pile of cat sick on the floor. Although Boris often eats his catsick ... so we still have the cookie !

[Clovvach]

I eat the the throw up, because I love cats. I have the cookie now!

[Beany]

Sorry to tell you, but Boris and the neighbour's cat (Eddie) don't get on very well. He stole the cookie that Boris thought he had eaten and replaced it with a plain, ordinary, boring cookie. Anyway, I went over to the neighbour's house, and they gave me back the cookie. Which, by the way, is now going to be burnt into ashes to keep it safe.

[Moe]

going to be? , Thanks for the heads up! Gives me plenty of time to steal it! (Which I did right after you posted... I just gave it a little bit of time so I could finda good hiding spot

[Beany]

Note the 'now' in my sentence. It's vivid present.

[Steroids Man]

I have THREE cookies! And they're all so much more delicious than yours!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Beany]

Our cookie is special. It has history now. And I bet that it would've been mega-tasty once. Anyway, I've sold the cookie on eBay.

[LaLou]

Muahaha, I was the one buying it. I went incognito, so you wouldn't recognize me. It worked.
I now have to cookie, and I'm not telling you where.

[Clovvach]

I stalk the cookie, and steal it in the night. We run away and get married.

[Wesley]

I follow Clov deep into the heart of Texas, kidnap the cookie, crumble it into powder and mix it into a whole batch of cookies, which I then mail to everyone in the NELG. They eat the cookies, not realizing that they are each eating part of THE cookie, and now we ALL have the cookie!

[Clovvach]

Little did zot know that I regularly stalk and eat the feces of every member of this forum, and that I'm genetically engineered to de-digest poop into real food. I find the cookie in the toilet later today.

[Beany]

I think that that's a little creepy, so I talked to a doctor, who secretly drugged you and removed the cookie from your body beforehand.

[LaLou]

I sleep with the doctor, and make him hand over the cookie to me (or I'll tellhis wive about us).

[Beany]

Unfortunately, it wasn't just ANY doctor, but The Doctor, so he gave me a ride in the TARDIS to retrieve it beforehand. He was onto you aaaaaall along...

[KecleonFan]

Aha! But the Doctor & I are very good friends & cloned the cookie & gave ME the cookie! You just have a clone. HAHAHAHAHA

[Beany]

*Doctor Who fangirl alert - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Almost_People* Ah, but WHICH ONE was the ganger cookie? I 'disrupt it's form' and it does not turn back into the Flesh. I think the Doctor double-crossed you... I'm going to feed the cookie to Boris. And no bullying Boris. It's not allowed.

[KecleonFan]

HA! I saw that coming. So I swapped THE cookie with a DIFFERENT cookie so it's STILL the wrong one. So again, HAHAHAHAHA!

P.S. I am NOT a fangirl! I'm a fanBOY! They're 2 completely different things.
P.S.S. I admit that when I read your statement, I blew the milk from my cereal out my nose & onto the table. What a mess!