I Have the Cookie!

[Beany]

You might not be a fangirl, but I am.

Back-up plan: How well do you know Merlin? Yep, he's magic. He saw that coming long ago, so he swapped it for yet another cookie, and he set the real cookie in stone. Only King Arthur can pull it out.

[KecleonFan]

I planned that too.
I had the Doctor go back to the time of King Arthur & personally ask him to remove the cookie from the stone to satisfy a neighboring "king" (in other words, here I'll spell it out for you, "M-E") So yeah, he brought it back and now I have the cookie.
HA-HA.

[Beany]

Unfortunately, I was referring to the British programme, Merlin. So they need it for their props. They'll send someone to pick it up.

[KecleonFan]

Yes. They sent someone alright. And that was me! And now, I'm going to some remote location.
Here's a hint: It's somewhere on Earth. Ha-ha! In your face.
I now have the cookie.

[Clovvach]

You decide that you can either go insane or find someone to talk to. I make sure that someone is me, and then I tie you up and walk away with a cookie. And then I feed it to my cat militia.

[KecleonFan]

Oh!
Huh.
Oh yeaaaah
You must've met my twin brother Roland. He does that ALL THE TIME! You caught him but I slipped away. I will always have the cookie! ALWAYS!!!

[Beany]

I take it that wasn't the Roland that I caught with a cookie and mugged? I have the cookie now. I've scanned it now and added a virus to it.

[KecleonFan]

Did I say twins? I meant triplets.
I have another brother named Ron.

I guess you meant him.

ha-HA! I will never give up the cookie!

[Beany]

Unfortunately, you are wrong. There is no cookie. It was all an illusion. I said that there was and you believed me. Poof. A waste of time. What a shame. How you could have spent all this time, instead of fighting over a cookie that didn't even exist.

Saying that, I have the cookie and I now have a headstart due to you bothering to read the crap I just wrote.

[KecleonFan]

WHAT?

Nice try!
I've already caught up to you & now I just threw you into a trash can & stole the cookie (I also taunted you as I get away in my sweet ride!

[Beany]

You left your bracket open in that post, so I snuck it and hid there until you fell asleep and stole the cookie from you.

[Wesley]

That cookie is pretty thoroughly disgusting by now. It has been through so much. I think it is time to retire it and get a new one.

[Beany]

We won't fall for that trick just because you want the cookie. Anyway, it's principle. We're not allowed to destroy it. It's in the rules.

[Wesley]

Ecchh. Well, in that case I no longer want the cookie. Have at it.

[KecleonFan]

Thanks.
As a matter of fact, I am.
I mugged you of the cookie Alialialia & took off in a cool WWII sub.

[Beany]

Where's your WWII Sub license? I've impounded your vehicle and you're not allowed to remove your belongings before leaving it to be crushed. I did rescue the cookie first though...

[KecleonFan]

I have my Kecleon use the move Trick. Now all you have is an Iron Ball & I have the cookie now!

[Beany]

Trick doesn't work very often. You Kecleon's confused so it left me with the WWII sub and the cookie, and it also stole the bill for scrapping your sub.

[Moe]

WWII sub eh? That's easy.. My much more modern submarine easily destroyed that, and I took the cookie as the wreckage surfaced.

[KecleonFan]

Since Kecleon didn't work, I have my Weavile swipe the cookie from you. So now it's mine.