I Have the Cookie!

[Beany]

My... Whismur used Encore, so your Weavile was too busy watching it to steal the cookie. While it was doing that, I hid the cookie in my Secret Base.

[KecleonFan]

Uh... dude, Encore makes Pokémon do the same thing over & over again. So as well as steal the cookie, it steal everything from you & you eventually are standing around naked. hi hi hi hi hi hi hi. You messed up big time.

[Beany]

I really need to brush up on my moves.

My snorlax falls asleep in the pathway and blocks your escape so I seize the opportunity and steal all of my stuff back AND I break Pokemon code and steal all of your Pokemon (but keep them in their Pokeballs).

[KecleonFan]

But you didn't say you took back the cookie. So I went around the Snorlax & got away again by using Fly with my Staraptor.
Major mess up #2!
P.S. I always keep my Pokéballs in my Bag, so you just took six empty Pokéballs.

[Moe]

Or... she took ALL of your pokeballs, including the ones in your bag?

[KecleonFan]

Then she'd have to take the whole bag. Because there's a special compartment in the bag that can only be opened by me. (& I won't tell you how .)
Oh yeah, I still have the cookie. Yes!

[Moe]

Nope, I have it! Cuz, you know, while you were busy bragging about your bag, I was busy taking your bag..
- By the way... I eated the cookie! It was gross and moldy, not suitable for human consumption(Good thing Imma bot!)

[KecleonFan]

I had stuffed my bag real bag out of sight, so I still have the cookie.
Plus, during the sub thing, I had injected a special everlasting serum which keeps it nice and fresh like it had just come out of the oven.

[Beany]

Unfortunately, it's too late for that. The cookie's already manky so it just keeps it manky. I hid my tracking device on you and found you. While you were sleeping I stole the cookie and ran off with it. I've now baked it into a pie, which is inside another pie, and so on until there are billions of pies around it.

Oh, and KecleonFan? I still have your Master Ball.

[KecleonFan]

I use a chain saw (oh, yeah ) & cut through all the pies & grab the cookie.

Plus, I get a new Master Ball from Steven (a close friend of mine) so, ha!

[Beany]

That was a fake Steven. I sent him there with an ordinary Pokeball, painted to look like a Master Ball, to give to you. He took the cookie while he was at it. I also disarm your chainsaw and then I put the cookie inside another billion pies and put this creation into a billion safes, which I drop in the sea.

[KecleonFan]

Fine, you left me no choice.
Secret Weapon Time!

I use a teleporter & send straight to me (Why didn't I do that before?) Now I have the cookie!

[Moe]

unfortunately, it malfunctioned and sent it back 15 years

[KecleonFan]

Don't forget! I have connections to the Doctor! He lets me jump into the Tardis & I retrieve the cookie. & now you lose me. Ha Ha.

[Beany]

I am a Dr Who fangirl. Rory saved the cookie for me, so I don't know what you were given. He's dressed as a centurion at the moment. <3 Rory. Plus I found some of those centurions with the guns in their hands to protect it.

[KecleonFan]

With the help of the Doctor, we gather an army of Darlex to battle with the centurions. And while they were distracted, I grabbed the cookie & scrammed with the Doctor.

[Beany]

You must have the Doctor from the parallel universe. The real one knows how to spell Dalek. This also means that you have the cookie from the parallel universe, which is not THE cookie.

[KecleonFan]

Should check up on my spelling.

I have my Zoroark use it's ability Illusion & disguises itself as a centurion & swipes the cookie right under your nose. Hahaha!

[Beany]

:O Do you honestly think that I would not recognise a fake Rory?!?! We set a trap and captured your Zoroark and sent it to live with the Doctor then made off with the cookie.

[KecleonFan]

Forget the complicated stuff! I run up to you, beat you to a pulp, & run away with the cookie.