disturbing

[Princess Tee]

people shouldn't be allowed to make weird noises in a public washroom like grunting and sighing!!!! it's disturbing

[Wesley]

I have got a funny story along those lines; it's rather gory.

[Clarence]

[chex]

That does not sound like a story I want to hear.

[Clarence]

I'm scared.

[Dowster]

Yeah but it's one of those things where you can't help being curious now that he mentioned it >.<

[Wesley]

Here we go:

Many years ago, the Zot family was taking a little tour of the historic battlefields in Gettysburg, PA. It is interesting to see where so many people died in battle, American -vs- American. Sort of reverent and sad all at the same time. Anyway, there are not many public restrooms, so a person should take advantage whenever an opportunity arises. My nameless older brother and I skipped to the loo. I had to do a number one, his was number two. The restroom had two stalls and two urinals and two sinks, and there was a screen door that was held shut with a spring. I finished and was washing my hands, and another gentleman entered the restroom, the door banging shut behind him. My nameless brother thought this was me leaving -- NOT someone else arriving -- so he decided to be funny and make very VERY loud grunting and straining noises that I would be able to hear from outside the little brick building. I almost broke down in laughter right there, but managed to maintain my composure until I ran from the restroom and got out of earshot. Later I explained that he had put on quite a performance not just for me, but also the gentleman who arrived late. He was amused and only a little embarrassed, after all he was in a stall where he could maintain his anonymity. We still talk about this incident every couple of years. It still brings a smile to my face.

[chex]

Okay, that wasn't too bad.

[Wesley]

It was not really gory, I just had to say that because I was making all my posts rhyme yesterday.

[BeatStick]