man vs woman

[Sandman2525]

Q. Why are wedding dresses always white...

A. Because its the color of most kitchen appliances.

Q. Why did god create man first?

A. Because he didnt want a woman to tell him how to get it done.

Q. What do you do if a woman comes in the living room to see what your doing?

A. Shorten the chain

[Clovvach]

*facepalm* I have never herd such sexist jokes in my life before...

[Clarence]

It's NELG Todd Packer

[LaLou]

After he was done with creation, just before he decided to have a days rest on the last day, God went to Adam and Eve. He was carring a bag and told the couple:
"I'm done with creation. I have given each plant, each animal, each living being it's own gifts, except the two of you. I have two gifts left though and I decided you could each have one.
Let's see what I've got in my bag here. Ah, yes, the forst gift. It's the ability to pee standing up. Who wants it?"

Adam goes: "Oh, can I have it? Please, please. Pretty please????"
He was on his knees begging to have that gift. God looked at Eve and she nodded, so Adam got the gift of peeing while standing. He jumps up and start using his ability, peeing here and there. He's dancing around, happy as a little puppy.

"So," says God, "Let's see what we have here for you Eve.
Ah, Multiple orgasms."

[Clovvach]

Sexist Joke thread! Post ur sexist jokes here!

[chex]

God created Man. God said, "I can do better." God created woman.

[Clovvach]

Curses, I only have good racist jokes to tell. Not Sexist.

[Beany]

The one about the woman and the men belongs here. You know, the one with the blonde variation?

[Clovvach]

10 men and one woman hang onto a rope for their lives,but the rope can only hold 10 people. the woman says she'll go and gives a very inspiring speech. At the end, all the men clap for her...

That's it I'm finding some good sexist jokes on the internet....

EDIT:

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

[Beany]

I like that one!

[Clovvach]

Thx! I found it on the internet... they even gave me the choice between sexist jokes at the woman's expense, man's expense, or both.

[Beany]

Lol, really?!

Aaaaanyways, I can't promise not to steal that joke.

[Clovvach]

Yah really! And go ahead, I mean I took that joke from someone else so I don't own rights to it or anything.

[Beany]

Saving it for work on Friday. I always refuse to tell them a joke, on the grounds that they're too young to understand/appreciate them. But they're not exactly innocent now, and most of them are only 10.

[trarcalierpiz]

In what year did you first read my novella A Man and A Woman in the anthology Fascinated?