Religion/Beliefs

[Shay]

Aww man.. now I have that song stuck in my head.

I am a C
I am a C-H
I am a C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N
And I have C-H-R-I-S-T in my H-E-A-R-T and I will L-I-V-E E-T-E-R-N-A-L-L-Y.

[chex]

Oh, smurf you, Shay. Now it's stuck in my head. Burn in hell for that.

[Shay]

Lmfao I love you Chex!

[Clarence]

Is this seriously a song, or what? I don't get it.

[chex]

Yep. They made me sing that at Vacation Bible School.




If they could see me now...

[summer]

Did you have baby horns when you were a kid?

[chex]

Blonde pigtails, actually.

[summer]

Did your mom use those to hide the horns?

[chex]

It's possible. Though, for all those summers I spent in a church, I never burst into flames.

The Vatican made my skin sizzle a bit...

[Clarence]

Jesus could beat 5 sword fishes in a baseball bat fight.

[summer]

I always wondered what Jesus would do.

[chex]

I've always wondered who he'd do.

[Shay]

I hated it when I had to go to vacation bible school. I went to Camp Riverside, Camp Rivercrest, and Awanas. My family was always trying to force Christianity on me because they said I was a devil child, the black sheep of the family, and a witch that worshiped the devil. -_- I don't even believe in Satan.

[Dowster]

I went to a Mormon church for a few years when I was a kid and to be honest it wasn't too bad, I found the sunday stuff a little boring. But during the week they had games and sports events and free food. You don't really care too much about the rules and belifs side of things when your a little kind in front of a big buffet table

[chex]

Yeah, they use 'Nilla Wafers and rousing games of Tug of War in attempt to lure you in at an early age.

What kid wouldn't trade their soul for a cookie?

[Dowster]

We played dodge ball a few times, that was fun

[chex]

Ah, dodgeball. I was the loser who would try to catch the ball. Then miss. Every time.

[Dowster]

You probably needed more pratice at handling balls

[chex]

Yeah, but what were my chances of learning that at VBS?

[summer]

If you can dodge a ball, then you can dodge a wrench.