Religion/Beliefs
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- *must post whore*
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
I was in some churchy group once... it was early November, I think I was 8 or 9... we played red rover, and they called me over... i ran, as fast as my tiny legs would carry me, hit the wall of hands and promptly rebounded and SMOKED my head on the floor... got a concussion... the supervisor thought i was bleeding 'cause there was some leftover red hairspray on my scalp from halloween LOL I never went back
Then my mom got the brilliant idea to put me in CGIT... *ahem* "As a Canadian Girl in Training it is my purpose to cherish health, seek truth, know God, serve others and thus, with his help, become the girl God would have me be.... *sings* As we unite to pledge a new allegiance to Christ the Lord and master of us all, we would be like Him so we seek his leading, gladly we answer to his tender call"
... i lasted through 3 'meetings' before I told my mom to shove CGIT up her bottom
Then my mom got the brilliant idea to put me in CGIT... *ahem* "As a Canadian Girl in Training it is my purpose to cherish health, seek truth, know God, serve others and thus, with his help, become the girl God would have me be.... *sings* As we unite to pledge a new allegiance to Christ the Lord and master of us all, we would be like Him so we seek his leading, gladly we answer to his tender call"
... i lasted through 3 'meetings' before I told my mom to shove CGIT up her bottom
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- Ancient Moderator
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
So after that it was band camp right?
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
hehe nah, cheerleading camp
I got to hold the spirit stick
I got to hold the spirit stick
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- Ancient Administrator
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
you're such a chexMouse wrote:I got to hold the spirit stick
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- Guessing Games Queen. Suck it, Nich.
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
HEY!
Oh, wait. You weren't talking to me.
Oh, wait. You weren't talking to me.
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- recuerdame
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
I am reminded of a wonderful sign that has recently been made to me. Chex...
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- Hideous Demon Spawn
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
I lost faith in god when I was 7, I'm an atheist now.
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- Demimod
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
I don't believe in god , but i do fear him .
Dowster wrote:This one time - also know as last Wednesday
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/ ... Matic.aspx
This was fun.
My results:
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
3. Liberal Quakers (81%)
4. Nontheist (77%)
5. Neo-Pagan (71%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (67%)
8. Taoism (59%)
9. New Age (51%)
10. Reform Judaism (51%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (41%)
12. Sikhism (40%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (37%)
14. Scientology (36%)
15. New Thought (32%)
16. Baha'i Faith (31%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (24%)
19. Jainism (22%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (19%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (14%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (13%)
23. Islam (13%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (13%)
25. Roman Catholic (13%)
26. Hinduism (11%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
This was fun.
My results:
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
3. Liberal Quakers (81%)
4. Nontheist (77%)
5. Neo-Pagan (71%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (67%)
8. Taoism (59%)
9. New Age (51%)
10. Reform Judaism (51%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (41%)
12. Sikhism (40%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (37%)
14. Scientology (36%)
15. New Thought (32%)
16. Baha'i Faith (31%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (24%)
19. Jainism (22%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (19%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (14%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (13%)
23. Islam (13%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (13%)
25. Roman Catholic (13%)
26. Hinduism (11%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
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- Hideous Demon Spawn
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
Mine:
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
3. Nontheist (87%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
5. Liberal Quakers (66%)
6. Neo-Pagan (52%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (51%)
8. Taoism (36%)
9. New Age (34%)
10. Reform Judaism (32%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (26%)
12. New Thought (21%)
13. Scientology (21%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (14%)
15. Sikhism (14%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (12%)
17. Baha'i Faith (10%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (10%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (9%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (7%)
21. Hinduism (7%)
22. Islam (7%)
23. Jainism (7%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (7%)
25. Roman Catholic (7%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (7%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
I like how Theravada Buddhism was #4, and that I'm more of a Scientologist than Chex is.
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
3. Nontheist (87%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
5. Liberal Quakers (66%)
6. Neo-Pagan (52%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (51%)
8. Taoism (36%)
9. New Age (34%)
10. Reform Judaism (32%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (26%)
12. New Thought (21%)
13. Scientology (21%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (14%)
15. Sikhism (14%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (12%)
17. Baha'i Faith (10%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (10%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (9%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (7%)
21. Hinduism (7%)
22. Islam (7%)
23. Jainism (7%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (7%)
25. Roman Catholic (7%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (7%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
I like how Theravada Buddhism was #4, and that I'm more of a Scientologist than Chex is.
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
Yeah, but my whack-job, I mean scientology, percentage is higher.
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- Demimod
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Orthodox Quaker (85%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (84%)
4. Liberal Quakers (79%)
5. Baha'i Faith (74%)
6. Reform Judaism (69%)
7. Unitarian Universalism (68%)
8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (64%)
9. Islam (62%)
10. Orthodox Judaism (62%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (59%)
12. Eastern Orthodox (59%)
13. Roman Catholic (59%)
14. Seventh Day Adventist (58%)
15. Jehovah's Witness (49%)
16. Sikhism (47%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (46%)
18. Theravada Buddhism (45%)
19. New Thought (45%)
20. Neo-Pagan (45%)
21. New Age (43%)
22. Scientology (41%)
23. Secular Humanism (41%)
24. Jainism (32%)
25. Taoism (31%)
26. Nontheist (24%)
27. Hinduism (21%)
41% Scientologist! smurf.
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Hooray! Ali is crazier than I am!
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (86%)
3. New Age (83%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (73%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
6. Liberal Quakers (69%)
7. Secular Humanism (66%)
8. Taoism (56%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (56%)
10. Scientology (54%)
11. Hinduism (51%)
12. New Thought (50%)
13. Jainism (49%)
14. Reform Judaism (49%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (44%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (43%)
17. Sikhism (41%)
18. Nontheist (36%)
19. Baha'i Faith (33%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (22%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (18%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (16%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (16%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
25. Islam (14%)
26. Roman Catholic (14%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (11%)
I haven't a clue what half of those are!
2. Unitarian Universalism (86%)
3. New Age (83%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (73%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
6. Liberal Quakers (69%)
7. Secular Humanism (66%)
8. Taoism (56%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (56%)
10. Scientology (54%)
11. Hinduism (51%)
12. New Thought (50%)
13. Jainism (49%)
14. Reform Judaism (49%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (44%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (43%)
17. Sikhism (41%)
18. Nontheist (36%)
19. Baha'i Faith (33%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (22%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (18%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (16%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (16%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
25. Islam (14%)
26. Roman Catholic (14%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (11%)
I haven't a clue what half of those are!
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
I was unable to give this the lighthearted follow through that is needed. Not enough of the questions allow for a precise personal answer. Highlights from this attempt:
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (92%)
3. Neo-Pagan (91%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (91%)
5. Liberal Quakers (87%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (75%)
7. Mahayana Buddhism (72%)
8. Taoism (71%)
9. Reform Judaism (69%)
10. New Age (68%)
11. Nontheist (67%)
12. Sikhism (50%)
13. New Thought (48%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (46%)
15. Scientology (45%)
16. Baha'i Faith (41%)
17. Hinduism (36%)
18. Jainism (34%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (32%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (32%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (28%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (26%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (25%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (19%)
25. Islam (19%)
26. Roman Catholic (19%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (4%)
Wow! Both Buddhism and Taoism above 70%, and nontheism right on their heels with 67%. I think I am going to have a cup of coffee and try again. This time with a more relaxed and fun attitude, rather than trying for the exact most correct answer which is not there.
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (92%)
3. Neo-Pagan (91%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (91%)
5. Liberal Quakers (87%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (75%)
7. Mahayana Buddhism (72%)
8. Taoism (71%)
9. Reform Judaism (69%)
10. New Age (68%)
11. Nontheist (67%)
12. Sikhism (50%)
13. New Thought (48%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (46%)
15. Scientology (45%)
16. Baha'i Faith (41%)
17. Hinduism (36%)
18. Jainism (34%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (32%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (32%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (28%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (26%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (25%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (19%)
25. Islam (19%)
26. Roman Catholic (19%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (4%)
Wow! Both Buddhism and Taoism above 70%, and nontheism right on their heels with 67%. I think I am going to have a cup of coffee and try again. This time with a more relaxed and fun attitude, rather than trying for the exact most correct answer which is not there.
"Work hard, be humble and stay positive."
~ Donnie Yen ~
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
An error occured while processing my request, or in other words, I could not finish the test.
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- Chex's Long-Lost Brother
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
Here we go.
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Nontheist (80%)
4. Liberal Quakers (75%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (71%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
7. Neo-Pagan (60%)
8. Taoism (53%)
9. New Age (49%)
10. Reform Judaism (44%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (39%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
13. Scientology (34%)
14. New Thought (32%)
15. Baha'i Faith (27%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (26%)
17. Sikhism (26%)
18. Jainism (23%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (18%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (17%)
21. Islam (15%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (15%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (15%)
24. Hinduism (9%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (7%)
26. Roman Catholic (7%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (4%)
I like how my top 3 are Secular Humanism, UU, and Nontheism.
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Nontheist (80%)
4. Liberal Quakers (75%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (71%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
7. Neo-Pagan (60%)
8. Taoism (53%)
9. New Age (49%)
10. Reform Judaism (44%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (39%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
13. Scientology (34%)
14. New Thought (32%)
15. Baha'i Faith (27%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (26%)
17. Sikhism (26%)
18. Jainism (23%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (18%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (17%)
21. Islam (15%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (15%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (15%)
24. Hinduism (9%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (7%)
26. Roman Catholic (7%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (4%)
I like how my top 3 are Secular Humanism, UU, and Nontheism.
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Dr. Carl Sagan
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- Guessing Games Queen. Suck it, Nich.
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I have no idea how the hell I ended up with a higher percentage for liberal Quaker than for non-theist.
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- recuerdame
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (93%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (93%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (85%)
5. New Age (80%)
6. Hinduism (61%)
7. Liberal Quakers (61%)
8. Secular Humanism (57%)
9. Taoism (56%)
10. Jainism (55%)
11. Sikhism (49%)
12. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (48%)
13. New Thought (48%)
14. Reform Judaism (45%)
15. Scientology (42%)
16. Nontheist (39%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (34%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)
19. Baha'i Faith (22%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (18%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (12%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (11%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (10%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (5%)
25. Islam (5%)
26. Roman Catholic (5%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (93%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (93%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (85%)
5. New Age (80%)
6. Hinduism (61%)
7. Liberal Quakers (61%)
8. Secular Humanism (57%)
9. Taoism (56%)
10. Jainism (55%)
11. Sikhism (49%)
12. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (48%)
13. New Thought (48%)
14. Reform Judaism (45%)
15. Scientology (42%)
16. Nontheist (39%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (34%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)
19. Baha'i Faith (22%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (18%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (12%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (11%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (10%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (5%)
25. Islam (5%)
26. Roman Catholic (5%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
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- Ancient Moderator
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Re: Religion/Beliefs
Now I could take the test. Here are my results. I love how roman catholic is on the bottom of the list, since that is the religion I grew up on and turned my back to.
1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3. New Age (93%)
4. Liberal Quakers (92%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (84%)
6. Secular Humanism (76%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (74%)
8. New Thought (73%)
9. Scientology (73%)
10. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
11. Reform Judaism (70%)
12. Taoism (65%)
13. Jainism (61%)
14. Sikhism (56%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (55%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (54%)
17. Hinduism (52%)
18. Baha'i Faith (47%)
19. Nontheist (42%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (39%)
21. Islam (32%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (22%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (18%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (17%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
27. Roman Catholic (14%)
1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3. New Age (93%)
4. Liberal Quakers (92%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (84%)
6. Secular Humanism (76%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (74%)
8. New Thought (73%)
9. Scientology (73%)
10. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
11. Reform Judaism (70%)
12. Taoism (65%)
13. Jainism (61%)
14. Sikhism (56%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (55%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (54%)
17. Hinduism (52%)
18. Baha'i Faith (47%)
19. Nontheist (42%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (39%)
21. Islam (32%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (22%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (18%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (17%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
27. Roman Catholic (14%)