NELG Headquarters

[Beany]

Cos I am

[Eff]

Wow! Thanks.

umm..."thanks?!" umm why?

[Beany]

You know what? I really don't know, but I've always described myself as a total idiot.

[Eff]

OK NOW ,last time i am going to say that or i will take my words back. You are probebly not an idiot .
Now back to topic coz this is a serious thread ,its the Nelg HQ.

[Giana]

And here,at NELG HQ,we apply severe punishment to those who waste our precious time,instead of working!

[nich]

OK NOW ,last time i am going to say that or i will take my words back. You are probebly not an idiot .
Now back to topic coz this is a serious thread ,its the Nelg HQ.

ironic this topic was made by a not so serious person

[Eff]

Everything happens for a REASON we just don't know...

[Shay]

You sure he wasn't being serious? Seemed pretty serious to me.

[Ardour]

Dear people at Levelgame HQ,

I'm sorry to have to point this out, but your merchandising department seems to get absolutely nothing done lately!

We *still* need:
- The book "A Brief History Of The Never Ending Level Game, Vol. I"
- The "Making of"-DVD
- Clarence's autobiography (at least a title for it!)
- The official NELG soundtrack CD
- T-shirts, coffee mugs, etc.

I really don't think you can afford to constantly ignore public demand. Please keep me informed about your latest proceedings via your newsletter!

Thanks in advance,

Ardour

[bella]

Hmm, how about a 'Do it yourself'-sticker? Print it, cut it out and stick it to a location of your choice. Even on a mug or your pc screen.

[Giana]

Dear people at Levelgame HQ,

I'm sorry to have to point this out, but your merchandising department seems to get absolutely nothing done lately!

We *still* need:
- The book "A Brief History Of The Never Ending Level Game, Vol. I"

Ardour

I am sorry,but we sold over 10.000 copies of that one,now we are working on vol.II.
We also have t-shirts..see users image topic,there are pins there also.
We do our job well,that why Clarence pays us the big money,and we afford this big HO.

[nich]

Dear people at Levelgame HQ,

I'm sorry to have to point this out, but your merchandising department seems to get absolutely nothing done lately!

We *still* need:
- The book "A Brief History Of The Never Ending Level Game, Vol. I"
- The "Making of"-DVD
- Clarence's autobiography (at least a title for it!)
- The official NELG soundtrack CD
- T-shirts, coffee mugs, etc.

I really don't think you can afford to constantly ignore public demand. Please keep me informed about your latest proceedings via your newsletter!

Thanks in advance,

Ardour

wow...

this getting out of hand a bit. so now we have to spend money to make products.

first off there can be no soundtrack because clarence is a magician not a musician. sound effects and music do not belong to him. i am sure he had permission or bought the audio but gaining profit from it is ilegal.

public demand? this is a fan based flash puzzle game made to piss everyone off. clarence jon and summer do not run a huge organization making millions. they would not be here if they were rich as jon said in the old forum.us

[bella]

I believe they would still be here, even if they were rich. That's what it is about, you can't measure the 'value' of this forum and the game in money. If they ever get tons of money, I'm sure they'd organize a NELG meeting. Just for the fun of it.

[Eff]

Reaper... you right ... just as you were right the last time when you.. umm we have it here don't we? :

yeah but i don't think clearence has an evil clone. if clearence dose not help people then his account could have been hacked. and i don't think he is mean anyway.

You wanna take things less seriously. OR is it me?

ohh and yes for Bells about the money thing

[Eff]

I wanna report Chexy for not showing off to work today.

[chex]

Hey, smurf you. Chexy was working on her house!

[Eff]

Ohh, yeah, so now you call it "working on her - h o u s e "... yeah right.
hope you enjoied 'working on your house'

[Dowster]

Yeah that's a different type of HQ

I need to report back to base...

[nich]

i need to report back to black mesa

[Dowster]

I always thought you were the result of some weird experiment, thanks for confirming