Ask the Clarence!

[Eff]

wait jon

[Jonny Boy]

My hammer trumps your squirrel.

[Eff]

I didn'tunderstand you but it does not matter anyway.

[Jonny Boy]

WTF? You're a freak.

[Eff]

You're a cartoon?
i meant real fight!

[Jonny Boy]

Riiiiiight. And again you're a freak. Speak to me with respect or I'll ban you.

[Eff]

ban?!


it is all yours, the b**bs as well, just don't ban me.
i am ..ummm quit the fight?!

[Clarence]

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

If the moon was made of peanut butter, would you eat more peanut butter?

Say there was a war on apples and you were conscripted by the government into the army to go to war on apples. How many apples could you eat in one day for the good of the country?

1. I would be one of those trees from lord of the rings, and go around kicking bottom!

2. Only if the moon were made out of CHUNKY peanut butter, as that is my favourite! And why is there so much peanut butter discussion here now adays?

And to answer your apples question:

7

[Clarence]

Whats faster, a horse or a dog on rollderblades going down a steep hill?

I'm pretty sure a dog would fall down and get scared and hurt himself.

[Clarence]

What time is it there?
10:43
What time zone are you in?
yours
Can you take a picture out your front window and show us?
yes I can
Does juicy fruit move you?
no, I'm not a big fan of gum, but I like the Strawberry / Kiwi splash gum, but it loses flavour too fast
When you eat your smarties, do you eat your red ones last?
no

[Clarence]

What is your exact address?

Clarence Ball
5495 United Street
Moncton, NB
H0H oHo

[Jonny Boy]

I like the same kind of gum. It's awesome.

[Clarence]

Yeah, but it loses flavour too fast.

[Jonny Boy]

that's why you put like a whole pack in your mouth

[Wesley]

If the different Santa Claus's from different cultures met each other, would they fight it out?

If so, who would win?

[Pete McGiveris]

I'll answer this one Clarence, I'd have to say Jesus. That's not Santa you say? He's kinda like Santa, only for grown-ups.

[Jonny Boy]

If there was a baseball game between heaven and hell and no angels/demons could play, only humans who are hollywood stars and not athletes. Who would be on each team?

[Pete McGiveris]

Well, if no angels/demons could play, that's not really a game between Heaven and Hell, is it?

[Shay]

What is your exact address?

Clarence Ball
5495 United Street
Moncton, NB
H0H oHo

Dear Clarence,

How would you feel if I put this info in my phone, just for the hell of it? Can have a special spot right next to Jon.

Thanks for your response,

Shay

[Eff]

Who would win in real life Batman or Spiderman?
who is the mouse -Tom or Jerry ?