Season 1
1 - A New Hero: Steroids Man
Steroids Man recants his life story as he seeks a room-mate in Dave, a severe pothead.
2 - Pigeon Man
Steroids Man squares off against Pigeon Man,who is essentially a drunk guy in a poorly designed pigeon costume.
3 - The King of Spades
A suicidal playing card themed bad-guy causes a minor annoyance for Steroids Man.
4 - Metal Face
Metal Face and his henchmen plot a way to kill this new Steroids Man "hero".
5 - The Handicapped Super Villain
Steroids Man tries to stop the world's first handicapped super villain from robbing a bank.... but the innocent people caught in the bank don't offer Steroids Man any support because of what a douchebag he is.
6 - An Elderly Evil
The world's oldest super villain decides to return to the scene but Steroids Man and severe senility stand in his way.
7 - Glider Man
Glider Man causes havoc on the city while Steroids Man smokes weed with Dave in an attempt to control his roid rage.
8 - Sneaky Snake
Wheels is still mad at Steroids Man for embarrassing him and mocking his handicap so he hires Sneaky Snake to spy on Steroids Man and learn more about him. Unfortunately Sneaky Snake is the worst spy ever.
9 - Daddy Issues
Wheels recruits Steroids Man's drunken "Father" and gives him a robot suit to kill Steroids Man and terrorize the town.
10 - The Manager
Steroids Man is in serious trouble with the law and only one man can help him turn it back around.... some creepy mysterious dark shadowy man who refers to himself simply as "The Manager". Steroids Man's new Manager jazzes up Steroids Man's life with a new Steroids Cave hide-out, Steroids Car and more.
11 - Pencil Man
A secret council of heroes hires a pencil themed super hero to eliminate the Steroids Man threat. Also Steroids Man finds a new love interest in Rebecca.
12 - A Love Story
Metal Face is bent on killing Steroids Man and gets a large army of henchmen to ambush him. To ensure the job gets done, Sneaky Snake is hired as a sniper. During the epic battle, Steroids Man suffers a tragic loss.
13 - The End
Steroids Man is suicidal after a very tragic loss and botches many attempts to off himself. It's up to Dave and The Manager to convince him life is worth living.
Season 2
14 - Evil Steroids Man
Steroids Man wearing a swastika and terrorizing the town? Could he really have turned this evil or is this the work of a criminal mastermind?
15 - Shepherds Pie
Feuds with rival enemies reach a boiling point as Wheels, Metal Face and Dr. Bad all try to kill each other under a KFC.
16 - Poor
Steroids Man is still mourning the loss of his recent girlfriend and turns to Zoloft for help... however the pills numb him totally and make him a humorless princess sophia. Meanwhile, The Black Phoenix (Leader of the Henchman's Union) comes after Metal Face for the misuse and mass death count of his rented henchmen. Metal Face then loses everything and has to plot his revenge against Steroids Man while he moves into one of his henchman's parent's house.
17 - The Mastodon
A new super villain goes from bank to bank, robbing it. Steroids Man tries to stop him numerous times but this evil giant towers over Steroids Man and kicks his bottom unmercifully. Could Steroids Man have finally met his match?
18 - Something Supposedly Wicked This Way Comes
Metal Face is still poor and seeks the help of a crazy ex-wrestler named "Chad The Butcher" to help kill Steroids Man.
19 - Maverick
Dave's life is changed forever when a mysterious scientist gives him a super soldier serum. Dave gains more than strength as he acquires a new evil personality that threatens to destroy Steroids Man.
20 - Gary
After Steroids Man and Dave get high and go for a walk in the park late at night, they encounter a strange meteor. After touching the space rock, Dave gets an out of this world tapeworm that threatens to bring an alien invasion to Earth. We also learn more creepy and scary stuff about The Manager.
21 - Horsey
Steroids Man gets a new pet horse who he cares for deeply.... however, when the horse becomes addicted to steroids and becomes a steroids crazed super horse that terrorizes the city, Steroids Man is the only one who can stop it.
22 - Return to Power
Metal Face creates an army of the homeless to battle The Black Phoenix and the henchman's union and reclaim his status as super villain. Meanwhile, Steroids Man is still grief stricken over the loss of his beloved horse and develops a goth like emo kid persona... which quickly goes away when he rescues a potential future girlfriend in trouble with gangsters.
23 - Old Man Steroids Man
Steroids Man reveals to Dave and The Manager that he's had a girl living with him in the Steroids Cave.... Stephanie. Stephanie is basically hiding there as the mob is after her. Also they all have to cope with an elderly Steroids Man who emerges from a gateway to the future with a senile doomsday message about .... something.... Also Phil and Steroids Man hang out while the elderly Steroids Man fights Dr. Bad.
24 - The Aggravator
We meet the league of Evil which consists of Wheels, Metal Face, Dr. Bad and others.... all under the leadership of a dark figure calling himself "The Master". The Master is sick of how nobody in the league has been successful at killing Steroids Man so he hires a new super villain to do the job, the Aggravator. Could this new super villain be TOO annoying for Steroids Man's extremely short fuse to handle?
25 - My Robot Friend
The Manager gives Steroids Man a robot companion to help fight crime... however he's beyond annoying and loud. During a trip to the mall, Dave plays video games at an arcade while Steroids Man and The Robot get ambushed by two random super villains.... laser eyes and Forehead man. Steroids Man and The robot are held prisoner by the new villains while Dave gets held captive by Hitler's older brother and a Chinese werewolf trying to raise Hitler from the dead. Can Dave and Steroids Man each find ways out of their own separate predicaments?
26 - The Proposal
Steroids Man plans to pop the question to Stephanie while having a meal in the Steroids Cave with Dave and The Manager in attendance.... however Maverick makes a return and ruins everything.
27 - Nightmare
Steroids Man has the worst day of his life as he has to rescue Stephanie from the top of a volcano..... she is being held hostage by Maverick who is far stronger than Steroids Man and also a split personality of his best friend. The Manager warns Steroids Man that everyone will die on top of that volcano and he must stay behind. What will Steroids Man do?
Season 3
28 - Karaoke Night
Steroids Man's life is forever changed and he decides to become a super villain. Steroids Man joins the League of Evil and invites Metal Face, Wheels, Dr. Bad and more to a Karaoke party and celebration of joining the league party. Metal Face still hates Steroids Man however, and hires an assassin to kill him at the party.
29 - Utility Man
The Council of Heroes is very concerned about Steroids Man announcing his new life as a bad-guy and they hire Utility Man to stop him. Utility has EVERYTHING in his utility belt... does he have enough to stop the new super villain that is Steroids Man?
30 - Robot Cop (Not to be confused with Robocop)
Chief Rodney Pomblechook gets fatally hurt in an accident, but when Steroids Man is too close the scene, he is accused of attempted murder. Wheels pretends to be a good-guy and helps turn the recently deceased police chief into a robocop like figure.... who turns evil and terrorizes the city when his programming malfunctions and he mistakes everyone as Steroids Man, the number one target for termination.
31 - Mo Money Mo Problems
Steroids Man finds an old briefcase of Stephanie's LOADED with money. Steroids Man immediately becomes insanely rich and abuses money in horrible ways. When he becomes addicted to crack and runs out of money, Amanda thwarts him from robbing a casino and he ends up in jail.
32 - Less Money Even Mo Problems
For all of Steroids Man's crimes, he is sentenced to the death penalty and awaits his execution in Jail. Metal Face however, can't wait for Steroids Man to die so he hires a man on the inside to the job.... Pigeon Man also wants a piece of Steroids Man. Will he get killed before he even has a chance to be executed?? Also Amanda meets with Steroids Man and apologizes as she secretly likes him and sees good in him. Amanda feels bad because it's her fault that he's about to be executed as she thought he wouldn't be when she convinced him to go to jail.
33 - Turtle Man
The Council of Heroes find out about Steroids Man's greatest fear.... turtles. They hire a very slow paced turtle themed hero to defeat Steroids Man. Steroids Man also tells us his version of what terrible turtle incident happened to him when he was a kid. Can Steroids Man get over his fear of turtles in time?
34 - Behind The Mask
Metal Face appears on a documentary about bad-guys for the super villain channel, but things get too real for him when his family comes over for Thanksgiving and embarrasses him.
35 - My Robot Enemy
The robot comes back for revenge against Steroids Man and The Manager as they left him behind. With Steroids Man and The Manager chained to the wall and held captive in The Steroids Cave, it's up to fellow League of Evil members to rescue them, such as Metal Face (Who is really coming to see Steroids Man get tortured), Wheels (Who is coming because a robot is there) and Pylon Man and Phil.
36 - Hawk Eyes
The council sends one of their own members to stop Steroids Man... Hawk Eyes. Hawk Eyes has pretty good vision and believes himself to be way more than what he his. When Steroids Man makes short work of him, Hawk Eyes realizes he's not as great as he thought he was and his whole world comes crumbling down.
37 - Mundane Man
The Texas Terror dials The Steroids Cave by mistake and when Steroids Man tries to convince him it was the wrong number, The Texas Terror refuses to believe him thinking it's a ploy to evade him. The Texas Terror will not leave Steroids Man alone and kills random people on his large TV phone screen until Steroids Man gets annoyed and leaves. While at the store, Steroids Man meets Mundane Man.... the most boring person in the world. Turns out Mundane Man was hired by the Council of Heroes to infiltrate Steroids Man's hideout. Can Steroids Man and even The Manager survive being bored to death by Mundane Man AND deal with the annoying Texas Terror?
38 - Heroes Vrs Villains
When The Council of Heroes finds Steroids Man's hideout, they go to defeat Steroids Man in person. The Manager knows they are coming however, and alerts The League of Evil to come protect their fellow member Steroids Man. An epic battle of good vrs evil ensues.
39 - 10,000 Corpses
The Manager has all the good-guys and bad-guys kidnapped and reveals his evil plan to take over the world, using Steroids Man as his pawn. Is Steroids Man so stupid that he will help The Manager out and kill 10,000 people to fuel his powers? Yes.
40 - Death Day
The Manager becomes a super demon and attempts to take over the world and open a gateway to hell.... All the good-guys and bad-guys must put aside their differences and work together against this ultimate evil.
Season 4
41 - Steroids Gump
Steroids Man has lost EVERYTHING. Alone.... no friends... no home or possessions... he quickly goes crazy and recants his distorted memories of the last 3 seasons events to random strangers.
42 - Alone
Steroids Man is alone and quickly having a hard time coping with his new life. After failing to seek out Amanda for companionship, a mysterious new character befriends him.
43 - Evil Satanic Bastard
A very evil demon like man similar to The Manager lets Steroids Man move in with him.... will Steroids Man head down the same road he did with The Manager? Also Steroids Man gets a cat.
44 - Walmart
Steroids Man is homeless and on drugs and lives in Wal-mart with his cat and burns down most of the city by accident.
45 - A Reason to Live
Steroids Man's life is shazam! and he ends up in the junk yard in a drug induced coma.... when his dream world is way better than the real world will Amanda be able to bring him back from death?
46 - Working Man
Steroids Man moves in with Amanda who attempts to help him get his life back on track. Steroids Man blows job interview after job interview... can he get his act together?
47 - High on Life
When Steroids Man thinks he had a near death experience, he appreciates life a lot more.... too much... he gets high on life in a way that's almost as scary as when he was high on drugs. Can Steroids Man pull it together for his first Christmas with Amanda?
48 - Hero
Steroids Man apparently thinks he can become a super hero with powers by exposing himself to toxic waste... but instead becomes a monster covered in tumors.
49 - My Robot Toupee
Thanks to Wheels, the robot is re-assembled and sent to kill Steroids Man.... and now with a toupee! Steroids Man and Amanda have to survive as The robot traps them on an island and hunts them down.
50 - Undating
Steroids Man is fearful that Amanda will die like his previous girlfriends.... he loves her, but he can't live with himself is she dies because of him as there are always bad-guys after him. Steroids Man tries to find the best way to end the relationship by making himself as undesirable as possible... even more so.
51 - Bounty Hunter
Steroids Man becomes a bounty hunter to make money and regain his status as super hero in an episode where he fights large robot animals, ninjas, an evil Gardener and major crime bosses. Also he moves in with an elderly Matilda for this episode who has an ample collection of dildos.
52 - Changing Shoes
Wheels uses technology to put his disabled legs inside large robot legs so he can walk again, while at the same time Steroids Man becomes confined to a wheel chair.
53 - Finally Living my Dream
The League of Evil hold the world hostage with a nuclear device and Steroids Man may have the key to stopping them. Could Steroids Man be well on his way to living his dreams of being a hero to the world? The only thing Steroids man would need now is Amanda.... who is revealed to be with another man.
Season 5
54 - Love Will Find a Way
Steroids Man finds out that Amanda is dating Ian, an FBI agent she met after Steroids Man left her.... devastated he goes out into the rain and befriends Phil who is also upset that Dr. Bad replaced him for Cyrus. Phil moves in with Steroids Man who has a broken heart.... maybe even worse as a doctor visit confirms that Steroids Man is dying as his heart is failing from steroid abuse.
55 - Stevie
Steroids Man finds himself shackled next to Metal Face as they are both held captive by Stevie... a former henchman of Metal Face's who branched out on his own and became a super villain with plans to destroy the world. The only one who can save the day is Phil.
56 - The Cult
Phil offers to become Steroids Man's manager to help him manage his wealth and super hero career. Phil gets him a gig stopping an evil Cult that is run by a baby.
57 - Absolute Evil
Steroids Man flies to Antarctica to help move a very evil and deadly prisoner to a more contained area... this prisoner is beyond evil and has powers and is linked to The Manager.
58 - League of Evil
Metal Face reforms the League of Evil as all the other members are in jail. When the new members fail at killing Steroids Man, Metal Face takes matters into his own hands. Also Doug is hired as a janitor because Steroids Man is so slovenly.
59 - Amanda
Steroids Man meets Amanda at an amusement park and they hang out. Amanda actually has a wonderful time and realizes she misses him... also Ian is an bottom. When she attempts to break it off with Ian, he reveals his parents are killed and she needs to console him and is unable to end the relationship.
60 - My Robot Homosexual
Steroids Man is waiting for Amanda's call... and when he finally gets it, it's not the news he was looking for. Devastated that he can't get with Amanda before he dies, Steroids Man gets into a relationship with the robot who recently turned into a gay robot. Very creepy and weird stuff ensues.
61 - The Cat and the Snake
The League of Evil hires an annoying man in a cat costume to be Steroids Man's sidekick.... the objective is for the cat to annoy Steroids Man into an early heart attack as they are sick of dealing with him. Steroids Man can not get rid of this cat man however, as he signed a legally binding contract. Steroids Man suspects that The Council has done this on purpose and hires Sneaky Snake to infiltrate them and get the truth. In this episode Steroids Man is also pissed that Pylon Man joined the council and is regarded of higher than Steroids Man when Steroids Man believes he accomplished way more than Pylon Man.
62 - Steroids on a Plane
Steroids Man gets a blast from the past as Maverick returns. The Maverick persona seems to have completely consumed Dave and Steroids Man can not figure out how he is still alive. Maverick learns of Steroids Man's love for Amanda and heads to the police station to kidnap her. Can Steroids Man save Amanda with his weakened heart and on a hijacked plane?
63 - The Heart of Town
A random annoying bad-guy causes too much strain on Steroids Man's damaged heart and he ends up in the hospital. When Amanda and Ian come to visit, who should return but Maverick... but it looks like this time he has brought Dave with him. Things are revealed about Dave, Maverick and The Manager in this episode.
64 - Men Man
Metal Face wants to go down in history as the man who killed Steroids Man, by killing him before he dies. Metal Face, on his birthday, gets his League of Evil together to infiltrate the hospital. Does Steroids Man have enough fight left in him to triumph over such evil? It may have to be Amanda who helps save the day in this one. Also Ian pops the question and Amanda reluctantly accepts.
65 - The Curly Nose Hair
Doug busts Steroids Man out of the hospital so he can spend his remaining days at home. Steroids Man is so weak that he's in a wheel chair now and counting down the minutes til his heart gives out on him. He accepts a challenge from Phil to try and remove a curly nose hair from his grandfather that nobody else can get off, as he always stops them.. because at this point Steroids Man has nothing better to do. Amanda then decides to spend time with Steroids Man before he dies so she seeks him out and the two of them begin a road trip..... However, a jealous Ian is watching them and orders the FBI kill them as he frames them for being terrorists.
66 - The Death of Steroids Man
Steroids Man and Amanda are in big trouble as they have to make it the border while the FBI sends numerous agents to kill them, including one familiar robot. Ian has set this all up and turned the world against them because he's jealous that Amanda chose Steroids Man. As Steroids Man and Amanda face death together they fall more in love. Can their love pull through against all odds? If they survive how can Steroids Man stop his heart from failing?
Season 6
67 - Legion of Death / Prison Break
Dr. Bad's new male nurse, Cyrus (Replacing Phil) finds Dr. Bad's old doomsday vehicle. Cyrus convinces Dr. Bad to bust out Wheels and other former League of Evil members to take over the world. Wheels, Dr. Bad and others form a new group called the Legion of Death. This new Legion of Death faces off against Metal Face's League of Evil to see who will try to take over the world. After the fight they find out that Steroids Man has died, further convincing them to proceed with global domination.
68 - Steroids Man's Funeral
Amanda and Phil put on a funeral for Steroids Man causing many good-guys and bad-guys to show up and ruin his death day.
69 - Parkour Man / 1984 Man
A time traveler comes to our time. Meanwhile Metal Face has doubts that Steroids Man is really dead and hires Parkour Man to do surveillance on Steroids Man's Mansion. Turns out that Steroids Man is alive, but Phil brought him back to life with a Rhino heart and maybe some knowledge from a mysterious demon.... Steroids Man decided to let the world believe he was dead so he can live with Amanda in peace and not worry about her life being in jeopardy. As Amanda and Steroids Man enjoy their secret life and relationship hidden from the world, the time traveler visits and leaves his time traveling device behind. But wait... there's Parkour Man, will he expose Steroids Man's secret to the world?
70 - Hammer 9000
Steroids Man continues to enjoy life with Amanda and is happy that he's finally with her...... but he still can't figure out how to have tickle fight with her without crushing her. Meanwhile a hammer comes out of a portal generated by Steroids Man's new time machine. When Steroids Man gets the house alone, strange things happen as the hammer may be more than a hammer..... a hammer robot from the future to destroy the world?!?!
71 - The Bastard
Steroids Man is still pretending to be dead.... but he might as well really be dead because to keep this global lie going he can't leave the mansion and fight crime. Also Steroids Man is really sucking as a boyfriend and bringing Amanda down. Meanwhile, The Legion of Death under the leadership of Wheels, gain access to the time machine and attempt to repair it. To get parts for the time machine, the Legion of Death commits crimes all over the city. Steroids Man can't take it anymore and takes an idea from "The Green Hornet" and wears a disguise. In a costume that doesn't reveal his identity and under the name of "The Bastard", Steroids Man infiltrates and joins the Legion of Death to bring them down from the inside. Steroids Man's Plan: Defeat the Legion of Death.... once they are dead, Steroids Man will have less enemies and can reveal to the world he's alive and be a hero for Amanda. Will this work out for Steroids Man or will it go horribly horribly terribly nightmarishly wrong?
72 - A Youthful Evil
Steroids Man wakes up to find some weird things.... a young and powerful Dr. Bad? The Manager is back with the Chimney Sweep of Doom? The town and everything is very different and old fashioned looking..... Steroids Man is trapped in the year 1920! And it takes him FOREVER to figure it out and accept it. Is Amanda out of his reach forever?
73 - 1920 Sucks my bottom
Steroids Man's life in the 1920's turns from bad to worse as he grows weak and loses his muscles since Steroids have not been invented yet. Steroids Man decides to stick around and fight evil in this time-line and we learn more things about Dr. Bad, The Manager and The robot. Ultimately Steroids Man decides to hang it up and just settle down in the past. Steroids Man lives here until 1927 when he's very fat and out of shape. After living with Matilda for all these years and finally having tickle fight with her, he feels like he betrayed Amanda big time and leaves to figure out a way back to the future.
74 - Love Notes in the Arctic
Steroids Man leaves town in the year 1927 and heads to the arctic as he plans to freeze himself to be thawed out in the future. Meanwhile, Wheels and The Legion of Death defeat the Council of Heroes and take over the world. Phil, with the help of a mysterious demon, heads to the arctic to find and bring Steroids Man back to life.
75 - Steroids Man?
Steroids Man returns and is fatter than ever.... he has no money and his body is too weak to be able to use Steroids. Steroids Man is so out of shape he can barely win a fight against a crack head.... after the fight, Steroids Man gets covered in cocaine and meets Amanda. Amanda believes that Steroids Man is on drugs again and doesn't believe his time traveling story. Steroids Man is heart broken as it appears he and Amanda are done.... how can he save the world from The Legion of death without his powers and while heartbroken? His only real advantage: The whole world still thinks he's dead.
76 - The Tight Pants
Steroids Man gets his mansion back and gets Phil and Doug back as well.... and another housemate: The robot. The robot moves in with them all and Phil tries to get him a job so he can contribute... with horrible results. Steroids Man is still very fat and out of shape and finds his old super hero pants that are bulletproof... after he works his way into them he cannot get them off and becomes trapped. As the days go by, Steroids Man's still can't get his pants off.... after all he's been through, could a pair of tight pants be his end??? Or will Amanda come to the rescue? And don't miss Doug's full body space tattoo.
77 - Total Eclipse Of The Steroid
Steroids Man is back from liposuction and is super skinny.... after 7 years of no steroids he has also lost all his muscles making him very frail in appearance. As he tries to get back in shape he works out with Amanda. Amanda feels terrible for freaking out so bad at Steroids Man and they reconnect. Meanwhile Doug the janitor goes on strike and the robot fills in with hilarious results.
78 - Old as smurf
An elderly Dr. Bad returns and has Steroids Man and Phil kidnapped. In what was probably the most annoying captivity Steroids Man and Phil has ever experienced, they defeat Dr. Bad and he finally gets sent to a retirement home. Also in this episode Phil has to deal with Steroids Man at his most irritating.
79 - Guest +1
This episode starts with a demon holding Steroids Man and friends hostage and more scenes involving a possible return of The Manager. Amanda agrees to move in with Steroids Man but is annoyed that they have to share the mansion with Phil and especially Doug and the robot. Steroids Man feels guilty about the time traveling incident and confesses to having an affair in the twenties. Amanda is pissed and leaves which prompts Steroids Man to go on one of his classic depression walks. While on his walk he runs into Pigeon Man who tries to kill Steroids Man with a pigeon army. Amanda comes to the rescue and Steroids Man again expresses how bad he feels. When Steroids Man shows her all the love notes he wrote in the past and explained that the thought of her kept him going so he could return to our time, she forgives him. With their relationship going so well, Steroids Man proposes to her at the end of the episode. Will she say yes despite all the crap and time traveling affairs?
Season 7
80 - Drunken Horror Show
Amanda agrees to marry Steroids Man and they throw a drunken party with their roommates to celebrate. Steroids Man and Amanda finally have tickle fight and after a crazy party, Steroids Man finds out The Manager has returned to torment his life.
81 - Super Deck
Steroids Man is trying to enjoy his engagement with Amanda, but The Manager is threatening to kill her unless he helps build a machine to allow The Manager to return to this world. Since Steroids Man wants to avoid the confrontation with The Manager, he goes insane building the world's largest deck to distract himself.
82 - IQ 5 Billion
In a quest to become the smartest man in the world, Phil becomes a major global threat. Also Steroids Man begins preparations for The Manager's secret project.
83 - Sexless on Xmas
Steroids Man has to figure out how to save Christmas when he has no gifts for Amanda. Also Amanda takes Phil's advise to hold off on tickle fight to make the honeymoon more special, causing Steroids Man to turn against Phil.
84 - Revenge
Revenge returns to kidnap Amanda and everyone helps Steroids Man attempt to rescue her. Doug loses his leg.
85 - The Claw
Steroids Man goes crazy when he buys a gripping tool from the dollar store and takes on a new persona: The Claw. Will The Claw stand in the way of Steroids Man and Amanda's relationship?
86 - Demon Hunters
Steroids Man finds some religious weirdos to help with his demon problem.... they pretty much all die and Phil ends up in a coma.
87 - Fat Face
Metal Face is back .... or maybe that's the guy who ate Metal Face. Can Metal Face and Steroids Man put their differences aside to battle Wooden Face and his new Chaotic Unstoppable Nightmare Team?
88 - Real Boy
The robot desperately tries to experience the childhood he missed out on. Doug and Steroids Man battle each other in their dreams. Also, The Manager reveals that he possesses Steroids Man's soul. Steroids Man desperately tries to wake Phil from his coma to seek advice.
89 - Pepperoni
Dave comes by for a surprise visit and the boys get high and order a pizza.
90 - My Fiance, My Mother
Steroids Man gets badly hurt in an exploding can of beans related accident and Amanda has to take care of him. Amanda gets sick of Steroids Man being overly so dependent on her, and also she gets kidnapped by a crazy person from her past. Can Steroids Man pull through with his injury and save Amanda from this returning threat from Amanda's past?
91 - The Name Game
Steroids Man tries to give himself a real name and also faces legal issues from years of back taxes. At the end of the episode, Steroids Man's new name is revealed.
92 - Dougette
After Doug makes a pass at Amanda, the only way to fix things is for Doug to become a woman, permanently.
93 - My Fiance, My Sister
Steroids Man and Amanda are shocked at how similar their pasts are and seek out Phil to administer blood tests and discover the truth. Could they really be brother and sister? Steroids Man and Amanda go completely insane in this episode.
94 - Finding Myself
Amanda finds out who her true parents are and learns the terrible truth about her past. Steroids Man is too distracted in trying to discover his own past to really give a shazam! though. What an balloon knot. Also Phil and Dougette switch jobs and the robot makes duplicates of himself which all get into a great battle with each other.
95 - Steroids Man's Bastard Robot Child
Steroids Man finds out that The Robot used his DNA to construct a robot child that is technically considered their son. This new robot wants to kill everybody, who will save our heroes when they are all trapped together?
96 - Demons Rising
Very evil things begin to happen when Steroids Man gets close to completing The Manager's work. Steroids Man also has to complete his mission of stealing Ultra Man's ring, which proves to be very difficult and annoying.
97 - The Return
As The Manager is getting closer to his return, Steroids Man's friends go searching for him. Can they defeat the army of zombies and join Steroids Man to stop The Manager before he makes it back to Earth?
98 - Gateway to Hell
The ultimate showdown against The Manager. Seriously epic!
99 - Murderous Mindsets
Steroids Man and Amanda are getting ready for the wedding ... so are all the bad-guys who are planning to wreck it.
100 - Epic Wedding of Death
It's Steroids Man and Amanda's wedding day...... or should I say deading day?
Season 8
101 - Danger tickle fight
Steroids Man and Amanda finally go on their honeymoon and after a near death experience leads to the best tickle fight ever, they have to chase that feeling with dangerous sexual stunts. Dougette becomes a cat woman and the robot gets a new girlfriend who smokes like a chimney. And the best news of all, Dave returns!
102 - Steroids Man's Father Comes Home
Could it be? Has Steroids Man's Father really finally entered his life? Could this bring more bad than good? A mostly horrible episode. Also Dougette finds an interesting way to dispose of trash.
103 - Metal Face's Real Face
When Metal Face kills one of Steroids Man's mansion roommates, the gang seeks revenge and seeks to unmask Metal Face after all these years.
104 - Oceans Jeff
A new nemesis causes problems for Steroids Man and Amanda. Meanwhile Dougette experiences an unusual problem and Steroids Man has to confront his fear of dentists. A new ex-criminal housemate finds it hard to start his live without doing wrong deeds.
105 - A Cybernetic Evil
Dr. Bad is back and super intelligent and comes back in a robot suit and kills off some characters that changes things forever.
106 - Phil 2.0
Phil becomes a computer and does his own eulogy and also they all have a game of curling.
107 - Phil vs Phil
The battle of the two Phils, Steroids Man can only pick one! Amanda's problems get worse! Also Dougette becomes Abe Lincoln and his days are numbered!
108 - Hero School
Steroids Man must teach a class of newbie super heroes with a disgruntled Ultra Man. Meanwhile the resurrected Phil continues to do strange things.
109 - Nuclear Nightmare
The truth about the resurrected Phil's unusual behavior is finally revealed and the world is in trouble!
110 - Porno Doomsday
Porno brings the world to it's knees! The most outlandish episode yet as the mansion's new security system gets a porno virus that threatens to kill everyone!!
111 - The jabberwocky Slap
Steroids Man has a roid rage attack that goes too far when he physically hurts Amanda! Also Amanda's dark secret is revealed! These two things threaten to destroy their marriage and lives forever!
112 - Lego Lunacy
Steroids Man must make the ultimate choice .... Steroids ... or Amanda ..... Instead of making this choice though, Steroids Man descends into a dream world involving Legos. Meanwhile, Amanda becomes an extreme couponer and Dougette and The Robot get closer.
113 - Fires of Fury
Season finale and terrifying Christmas episode! The return of an old nemesis threatens to destroy Steroids Man and friends just as his life with Amanda was coming to an end! Will anyone survive this worst Christmas ever or will we get a Christmas miracle ending?
Season 9
114 - Steve Mann
Steroids Man begins his life as Steve, now retired and off steroids to save his marriage. However, the town demands that Steve find a replacement before he completely retires! Meanwhile the robot and Dougette's relationship advances.
115 - Fake Midlife Crisis
Steroids Man's replacement, Pencil Man begins to display signs of problems... meanwhile Phil creates a fake life for himself inside a computer and things get extremely weird and uncomfortable. Let's hope Steve finds the delete key.
116 - The Sharpening
Pencil Man begins to have serious problems that could jeopardize his career and threaten Steve's retirement.
117 - Hero Search
Steve holds auditions to replace him as super hero and a variety of random heroes show up to try out or cause trouble! This is a very long episode filled with all sorts of zany characters! Get our your bear mace and get ready for a ride!
118 - Thunder Bolt and Sparky
Steroids Man's replacement is named and gets straight to work. You'll never guess who it is .... or ya probably will ... anyway they suck. Also Phil's friendship makes Dougette and the robot crazy.
119 - GPS From Hell
Steve must deal with the most annoying replacement yet as well as figure out how to live with an evil GPS machine.... can he survive the stress or will his heart explode?
120 - The Loudening
The loudest episode of all time! Get ready to buy a new set of ear drums!!! Steroids Man's replacement destroys your ears and makes children cry.
121 - A very wrong wedding that MUST happen!
Dougette and the robot are getting married ... and it's TERRIBLE! Can Steve and Amanda help push this wedding through to finally get them out of the mansion and away from them for good? Also Steve finds his most promising replacement yet!
122 - Steroids Man's Past Revealed (For Reals!)
Steve finally learns about his origins.... and it's horrible! You don't want to miss this one ... it only took 122 episodes for him to find out!
123 - The Break Down
Steve loses his shazam! after a combination of recent terrible events and realizations! What can bring him back out of this epic depression? The answer is amazing!
124 - Super Persuasive Guy
Some guy comes by and takes control of Steve's life! Seriously ... this guy just walks in .... and takes over everything. Nothing can stop this guy and it's scary as shazam!!
125 - The Retirement Party
It's the big night, Steve's retirement party from Steroids Man ... this night shouldn't be plagued by disaster ... right? But seriously a real and permanent replacement is finally established which will probably make everyone happy
Season 10
126 - Weed Man
When Steve and Amanda's dream vacation turns into a nightmare they decide to return home.... but home is now very different! The town is in ruins and Weed Man is nowhere to be found! Can they find Weed Man and also deal with their new neighbour Pigeon Man? Not to mention all the other balloon knot wrecking up the city, including the King of Crime!
127 - Garage of Dreams
Weed Man sets up his base of operations ... a garage full of stoner stuff. As weed Man patrols the city getting used to his new role of super hero, Steve surprises Amanda with marriage counseling. Pigeon Man conjures up a heinous scheme to kidnap the cats! Also The King of Crime gets snuffed out to make way for a new formidable advisory.
128 - The Real Dave
Steve and Dave are on a quest to find Dave's parents so they can retrieve a lost childhood toy.... but Dave finds more than he bargained for regarding his past. Due to these events Dave quits weed and becomes not high for the first time in YEARS to reveal that the real Dave ... is a major balloon knot. Can Steve and Amanda stop this real Dave and get their lives back or will Glider Man II show up to cause even more problems??? Also don't miss the end where a MAJOR revelation is revealed!!!
129 - The Test Drive
Weed Man and Steve shop for a new car ... but the test drive turns into an epic battle to survive as Driving Man is coming to kill them! Also Dougette and The Robot spice up their marriage by becoming criminals!! And Pigeon Man tests out his own sweet new ride.
130 - UK Steroids Man
Steve and Amanda fly to England as UK Steroids Man needs help and advice from the original Steroids Man ... but things are not as they seem. Meanwhile the new evil King of Crime hires Sneaky Snake to eliminate Weed Man. Also Pigeon Man is in trouble when a new villain, Pelican Man, comes to take his spot as super villain!
131 - Baseball
Steve becomes Steroids Man one more time to take place in a baseball game between heroes and villains. Steve accidentally does steroids again while preparing for this game! Also Steve and Dave have a bet going on to see which one is more likely to be in mortal danger than the other. As the baseball game progresses we also discover that much more is going on than everyone realizes .... something sinister!
132 - The Birth
It's Steve's birthday and he's spending a nice quiet night with his pregnant wife ... when a strange formidable advisory traps them in their own basement! To make matters worse, Amanda's baby is now on it's way and they have no way out! Can Dave save the day or .... will he be too busy playing Legos?
133 - Wheelchair of Death
It's Christmas time in Dave Town! Will Steve be able to forgive his brother Weed Man in time to save Christmas? Also former super villain Wheels has super intelligent robotic wheel chairs that break free from his old lab and are still programmed to kill Steroids Man! Also Pigeon Man has to deal with an annoying new hero who decided to be his nemesis. Will Christmas be saved for our friends???
134 - Evil Junior
Weed Man finally tracks down the new and evil king of crime and discovers many shocking secrets! Unable to defeat this new evil and meeting his match, Weed Man begins to lose confidence... Meanwhile Steve and Amanda are too busy with their new baby to play with Pigeon Man and he begins to bother other people. Also Steve and Amanda regret hiring a nanny for help when little Samantha begins to love her more.
135 - Parenting - Like a Boss!
Amanda is in the hospital recovering from a near appendix explosion which leaves Steve alone with the baby! As Steve tries to look after his infant daughter alone, he receives additional help from Pigeon Man!!! Horrifying! Meanwhile, Weed Man tries desperately to find the evil King of Crime but with no luck. Also Steve's former friends and old enemies unite at a bar to forum a new group dedicated to killing Steve once and for all!
136 - Extreme Weight Loss
After Steve's fatness causes a terrible horrific moment for the family, Steve decides to finally get back in shape once and for all! Steve hires a new personal trainer who will stop at NOTHING to get him fit ... even if it means kidnapping his daughter! Also Weed Man finds love on the streets. Meanwhile: Metal Face, Ultra Evil Man, The Robot and Dougette recruit a new member as they get closer to their plan to kill the former Steroids Man once and for all!!!
137 - Against All Odds (Odds Are 6-1)
Steve faces his greatest threat yet! Five enemies from the past unite and gather a 6th ally .... MAVERICK! Damn! Steve's smurf! Run to the panic room Amanda!
138 - The One Where Everybody Dies
Steve receives unexpected help in the battle of his life against serious foes! Despite the death, carnage and destruction, are things starting to look up or is the worst yet to come!?!?
139 - Ultimate Evil
In this season finale, Steve and his Brother Dave (Weed Man) fight side by side to save the world from the ultimate evil: The Manager's ultra powerful and nearly invulnerable half demon son!
Season 11
140 - City of Boredom
An older Steve sits down to a long awaited glorious feast with his family and begins to re-tell their latest epic adventure which led them here! What amazing events will break the peace after Weed Man has cleaned up the city? Find out!
141 - Space Brawl
Weed Man along with Steve and family + Max the cat find themselves trapped on a strange space ship where 5 evil aliens are fighting over who will gain the ultimate power!
142 - The Settling of Cokima
Steve, Weed Man and family find themselves stranded on a mysterious planet with no choice but to figure out how to survive! Will they find food and be able to make a new life for themselves? They kind of have no choice...
143 - Dave's Not Here, Man
Still stranded on a strange planet, a very powerful storm approaches! Can Steve save the day and help Amanda give birth to the 2nd kid? Will Dave go insane without weed and kill everyone? Unicorns!!
144 - It's a Wonderful Life
Flash forward to 7 years in the future on planet Cokima. Steve loses the will to live after a tragic loss following the resurgence of an old enemy... will a special ghost star change Steve's mind ... or make it worse?
145 - The Jarkonains
13 years have passed and Steve + family have built a decent little community for themselves ... but will trespassing aliens change things drastically? Yes.
146 - Steroids Men Unite!
Steve meets and has to team up with different versions of himself from alternate dimensions to stop an enemy that threatens to destroy all of reality as we know it!
147 - Turkey's Done!
Steve faces his most formidable advisory of doom ever ... an evil version of himself from Dimension 666! Can Steve save all of existence as we know it and finally get back home with his family????
Season 12
148 - A New Hero: Glitter Girl
A new hero watches over the town in the absence of Weed Man. Where is Weed Man ... and Amanda ... and David ... and the cat Max? Everyone is missing as Steve and Samantha try to comfort each other. Also Magnet Hands has to deal with two other idiots who also want to kill Steve once and for all!
149 - Destroyinator
Steve and Samantha receive the worst news of all! A grief stricken Steve befriends a drunken super villain at a bar and meanwhile Magnet Hands hires a questionable man with bombs to assassinate Steve. Glitter Girl continues to work on her super hero career.
150 - Earth: Day 1
This episodes follows Steve and his family during their first full day on Earth where things go horribly wrong! We learn more about the disappearance of Steve's family members!
151 - The Revengers
Weed Man is recruited by a super hero team to help save the world from a not at all serious threat ... can this team of lame super hero rip offs survive Weed Man's super pot smoking?
152 - Beer Man
Dave returns home and tries beer for the first time ... and turns into a crazy non-stop drunk assed crazy person that Steve and Samantha have to stop before the cops do!!!
153 - A Cat Tale
Max and the other cats are kidnapped by a crazy cat lady who is scary as hell and collecting cats from the neighbourhood. Can all these cats escape this woman and return home or will they get caught up in a bizarre scheme involving reptilian people???
154 - SkidMarkz
This episode explores what happens to Steve's son David as he lives in the woods and eventually becomes the leader of a violent gang and changes his name to SkidMarkz!
155 - Crochet Lady
Steve hooks up with Crochet lady after drinking too much and meeting her at an alcoholics anonymous meeting. Will Steve actually move on so soon?? Meanwhile the rest of the family hate her! Also Glitter Girl seeks hero lessons and tips from Weed Man that go nowhere.
156 - Captain Chaos
Find out what happened to Amanda when she was forced to go on a secret mission to stop Captain Chaos - a completely insane and immortal pirate and former love interest!
157 - Late Night Killing Spree
The family gets together late at night and accidentally starts a killing spree! Can Weed Man help fix this problem with the help of some questionable people who live under ground? Can the family pull themselves together after some horrible events or will they fall apart?
158 - Time for a Change
Steve can't cope with the recent changes in his life and to make things worse, Dave has somehow lost his super soldier powers. Can Steve, Weed Man and Samantha use time travel to make things right or will they only screw it up worse? Meanwhile, Amanda has her hands full with David as he develops an escalating stealing habit. Also Max has a girlfriend.
159 - Revenge of the Magnet Hands
As metal all over the city randomly becomes useless and stuck to the floor, Weed Man and Glitter Girl set out to solve the mystery! Things go south when a powerless and one handed Weed Man soon get captured along with Glitter Girl!! Can Steve and Amanda put aside their marital problems to save their daughter and Dave or will everything get horribly worse? You don't want to miss how this one ends!!!
Season 13
160 - The Beginning
Steve finds himself once again as Steroids Man ... but seemingly back in the first episode to when he just met Dave. Was Steroid's Man's whole life just a weed induced dream? Is this a reboot? Why are things happening so differently this time around? Can Steroids Man set things right again??? What's happening?!?!
161 - The Old Man
Steve wakes up from his nightmares to find himself in an even worse nightmare - reality! Can Steve handle his new life as an old man after waking up from a 20 year coma? And what happened to Steve's family???
162 - The Retirement Home
Steve now finds himself with nowheres to go as an old man and in a retirement home. It doesn't take long for him to make a new friend and a new enemy and get into a fight though!
163 - Steroids Woman
Steve reunites with his daughter only to find she has taken up his former super hero career. Seeing his daughter follow down his exact footsteps may be more horrifying than he expected! Also 2 elderly assassins attempt to kill Steve in the retirement home.
164 - A Week Left to Not Die
Steve does yet another horrible thing and fakes a vague terminal illness to get sympathy from people, much to Vorthon's dismay. Also they are making a movie on Steve's life which turns out quite bad. Mr. Sandwich, the nursing home owner, hires "The Poker" to kill Steve. And Steve learns a terrible secret about himself that's not really surprising to everyone else.
165 - Grand Children
Vorthon reunites Steve with his son David ... who now has like 20 kids and a scary wife. Are one of these kids some sort of demon??? Find out what happens in this horrifying family reunion! Includes epic fight with gangsters.
166 - Light a Joint
Steve finally finds Dave! And of course they get on some kind of high adventure and have to battle a robot! This is a longer but more relaxed and funny episode of season 13.
167 - Punishment Man
Sted from the FBI recruits Steve to train a new hero, Punishment Man to replace Steroids Girl. Along the way Steve deals with more annoying things such as elderly ninjas, an annoying Punishment Man/Sted, "The Puppeteer" and other annoying things.
168 - The New Species
Steve finds elderly Max the cat and his evil wife Carmella. Can Steve save his old friend/former pet from this evil woman? Also Vorthon and the other elderly residents of Brittlecliff get sick thanks to the rival nursing home!!
169 - Room Mates
After a falling out with Vorthon, Steve leaves the retirement home and moves in with Dave in his hidden cabin in the woods. Will they have a great time ... or will Steve drive Dave completely insane? Seriously ... feel bad for Dave in this one. Also the nursing home rivalry reaches a boiling point!!!
170 - The Last Battlefield
War! The battle of two nursing homes begins! Can Steve survive the LABYRINTH let alone the great war of the elderly!? Steve's life on Earth may come to an end!!!
Season 14
171 - A new hero team and an ultimate threat!
Jump to the future - year 2066! Dave is chased down by a mysterious, super strong and relentless evil force! Steve finds that his afterlife is not what he thought it would be .... A new hero team is assembled to overcome an overwhelming powerful threat!!
172 - Traveling Heroes
Our heroes face overwhelming challenges as they begin their impossible mission ... such as trying to rent a hotel room and inturrupting the Anti-Christ during a speech.
173 - The Fight to Save the World!!
Our small group of heroes take on an alien invasion ... in a hot air balloon. An epic battle ensues!
174 - Beginning a Trec Through the Stars
Our heroes launch off to space to fight the greatest evil ever and save the universe! Along the way they have to deal with a creepy robot, more shape shifting Reptilians, unfriendly aliens and the return of the Anti-Christ more powerful than ever!
175 - Picking up the Pieces
Our heroes go on adventure after adventure as they try to collect the pieces to an ancient device before the Ultimate Evil can use it!
176 - En Route to Demise
As our heroes get closer to the Ultimate Evil they get their bottom kicked by his daughter and have to fight Space Judas and lose one of their own along the way.
177 - The Ultimate Finale!
This is it! Finally! The end of the series! See how this epic story finally concludes. Will Steve and his new friends prevail and save the day? Many surprises twists and turns and old enemies come back in this one! It's epic and ends the show in an absolute and completely ended way! Thanks everyone who supported my writings
