Anyone can feel free to add to this list, but I challenge anyone to dispute half of these. They're in no particular order:
1.) The ship always worked: Ok, the biggest flaw of the movie in my opinion was the fact that the alien ship worked the whole time? Yeah, at the end of the movie they beam up to the ship and fly away.... couldn't they have done this before? Why the smurf did they stick around earth for 20 years? What was their mission? Come to Earth and hang around for 3 months, starving to death until someone finally came over and took them off the ship???
2.) Humans are balloon knot: I'm very upset the way humans are portrayed in this movie.... they're complete balloon knot, most of the time picking on helpless aliens and being raciest.... like wtf. Not a single human showed any redeemable qualities, yet the aliens, epically the father and his son seemed very nice and likable. If this somehow really happened, I doubt we would be this horrible towards the situation.
3.) The main character sucks: The main character is a complete balloon knot.... even when he's trying to do the right thing..... he still sucks, and at no point do you care what happens to him. You just want to see him get killed. When the main character is unlikable, how can you be in suspense or care if he's going to die?
4.) The alien fuel turns people into monsters: Ok, so the fuel in the canister sprayed that guy in the face, and it started transforming him into an alien....... why???? wtf. Why does their fuel have this kind of power, why do they need to use that complicated of fuel to power their ship????
5.) The main characters transformation makes no sense: Right.... so the canister shot him in the FACE, yet the transformation seems to originate from his left hand...... think about this. If it shot him in the face... shouldn't his face have turned into an alien first??? Why did his left hand start turning into an alien? I mean maybe he should have spilled it on his hand. It doesn't make any sense for the infection to start on ONE of his random hands, when he was sprayed in the FACE!
6.) Plot convenience : This bothers me too, the aliens spent 20 years making the fuel to power the small ship.... right? But they only get it finished THE EXACT day they're all getting evicted and all hell breaks loose..... too bad they couldn't have done it like the day before.... they would have been able to get the hell out of there and no problems.
7.) How did they hide the smaller ship? : How did they do this? At what point did they manage to hide a small ship under one of their bunkers? Like.... did they bring it down in the middle of the night, dig a huge hole, and then cover it with sand, and hide the small ship and then build a bunker on top of it.... all while nobody noticed???
8.) The Father and son leave everyone behind: Wow, the Father and son alien left earth... but didn't take anyone with them..... what else do I have to say about this?
9.) The aliens and humans understand each other : This shazam! pissed me off too, how did the humans know what the aliens were saying? All they did was make clicking noises..... at one point the main character says "I didn't understand you, you were clicking too fast", this was never explained!!!
10.) Weapons for catfood: So the aliens traded their weapons for catfood....... ummmm.... couldn't the aliens have just shot the people and TOOK the cat food? Better yet, why didn't they use the weapons from the start to help them out of their situation and get home???
11.) The gang leader's plan makes no sense: Ok, so that gang leader had the main character in his hideout..... and for some reason the gang leader doesn't walk but has everyone carry him around. His plan was to eat the main characters arm.... so he could BECOME him..... wtf kind of plan is that? How does this make any sense???
12.) A random pig comes on screen: Did anyone notice when the main character was shooting at people, that a random pig (that looked really fake) came on screen and grabbed on to that robot's arm??? THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER! If a pig did somehow roam into a fight scene like that, he wouldn't come up to the weapon and grab on to it. Who even decided to put a pig into a fight scene like this anyway?
13.) How come no aliens came to look for their stranded friends? : So back on the alien home world they see that the ship they sent to Earth didn't come home..... it's been a few years.. then 20 years? Wow...... nobody thought to go looking for them?
14.) The Main character is about to get his heart removed: Remember that scene where they had the main character on the operating table, just before he escaped? They were going to take his heart out...... they were holding him down and about to take a little saw of some sort to him.... while he was FULLY CONSCIOUS and alive! Why wouldn't they shoot him in the head, or use some sleeping gas or something on him to make the operation easier? You know he's just going to escape and cause a big headache later on.
15.) The "3 years" thing: So the alien gains the main character's trust and is about to get on the ship..... all is well, their friends..... then the main character asks "So.... when can you turn me human again? At this point the alien should have said "Oh, very soon, we'll get you fixed up right away". You know, that would have been nice to help maintain the friendship...... but no....
The alien actually says "It'll take about 3 years to fix you.... I gotta do some things first"
WOW
And this destroys the friendship and the main character hits him in the head with a blunt object. If this alien is super smart and can master space travel, shouldn't he told him about the 3 year thing after they got the small ship to the mother ship?
16.) Why are the alien and human still friends? : So the main character smashes him with something and just leaves him there to die, and flies the small ship away.... then the small ship gets shot down. At this point the alien in the red jacket (We'll call him Bill), is betrayed and left to die.
For no reason the main character (I forget his name.... we'll call him smurf), gets into a robot machine and saves Bill from the army guys.
So smurf and alien bill are running away and they try to do a sad farewell scene.... which is drawn out and not sad at all, and as they're saying goodbye Bill the alien says "I'll come back for you......... in 3 years!"
17.) Why did they take the aliens off the ship? : So the humans busted into the ship and then moved everyone from the ship to the middle of a city..... which just pissed everyone off, humans and aliens alike. They moved the aliens to earth because they were starving to death? How much food did they bring? Why would they be starving to death after 3 months? If I go to space I wanna bring more food I think.
Anyway, they take the aliens and put them on earth..... who knows how they even pulled that one off, and gave them a really piss poor place to live that sucked... and everyone complained....
Then after 20 years they decide...... you know what.... let's move them... too many people are pissed off that they're in the middle of this city.... let's move them to like the desert..... and give them little white car tents to live in..... nobody will know who's house is who's cause they'll all look the same.....
Oh, and living under an enormous spaceship like that must suck..... the sun could never shine when you live under there.... it would always be dark and cold...
18.) The soldier guy says he's done this "100 times before": So main character is coming and has this alien hand and is coming to storm the building. The head army guy tells the other army guy to be careful and capture the main character and make sure he's taken alive, because he's so important. Then the army guy says "Don't worry, I've done this 100 times before"
Really? You've handled that situation 100 times before? Trying to capture and detain a run away half human and half alien guy? That smurf up has happened 100 times before? I guess they don't learn from their mistakes well, huh?
19.) The ship is out of fuel..... but can still hover above the city for 20 years? So.. what device was in place here that kept the ship in still orbit above the city for 20 years? Something had to hold it up the whole time...
