You know in the bible it says that god took a rib from the first man he created (Adam) ,and with this rib he made the woman. (arguing about it in a different thread)
~So my brother spoke to this Arab guy ,smart old man,and this guy told him:
"woman made of a rib, touch your rib, can you feel it is not straight ?! if you will try to make your rib straight what will happen?
Brother:"it will break"
this guy:"well this is a woman, she can not be straight."
He said some other things too ,witch explain why he's a smart man but i don't wanna make a big issue of it.
I am not saying he is right, just found it funny.
Think about it...
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Re: Think about it...
I always was confused by how the whole population started with 2 people.....
Adam and Eve
So they had tickle fight and had children.... then what?
At some point the brothers and sisters would have to sleep with other, or the Dad with the Daughter, or the Mom with the son or some weird incest shazam! going on.
Wouldn't that make us all retarded?
Adam and Eve
So they had tickle fight and had children.... then what?
At some point the brothers and sisters would have to sleep with other, or the Dad with the Daughter, or the Mom with the son or some weird incest shazam! going on.
Wouldn't that make us all retarded?
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Re: Think about it...
My thoughts exactly.Dowster wrote:
Ok it sounds stupid ,BUT,in the bible it says that back then ppl did not make too many sins so everything was perfect and brothers had tickle fight with sisters and nothing was wrong with their offspring (great band) , many years later, Moses & son's did lots of sins so god made this curse and bad genes started to appear.
this is when god said that tickle fight within the family is not allowed.
But if you think about it ,it doesn't make any sense, nothing make sense.
this is why i am a monkey.
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Re: Think about it...
Just to think about it thing.
When we want to pick our hand up--brain--gives order to the hand----hand is up.
when we want to think about something\someone----brain---order to think---splash. we're thinking.
When we want to say something---brain---order to speak---we say it.
It works ,always works,if we're healthy of course, whatever our brain ''order'' us it will happen. To do to think to look to drink to kick to say to ...everything,BUT...
-But when we order our brain to ''act'' it doesn't always work. we know we should\shouldn't do it,whatever it is, we give the order to do so, and sometimes we get in action, sometimes we don't ,although we really want to.
How come?
When we want to pick our hand up--brain--gives order to the hand----hand is up.
when we want to think about something\someone----brain---order to think---splash. we're thinking.
When we want to say something---brain---order to speak---we say it.
It works ,always works,if we're healthy of course, whatever our brain ''order'' us it will happen. To do to think to look to drink to kick to say to ...everything,BUT...
-But when we order our brain to ''act'' it doesn't always work. we know we should\shouldn't do it,whatever it is, we give the order to do so, and sometimes we get in action, sometimes we don't ,although we really want to.
How come?
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Re: Think about it...
One more 'think about it' thing.
Yesterday i did something stupid, that ended up screwing me ,my friend, my huby and brother.
So my brother said;
''One stupid person drops a stone to the well\lake..... 100 wise \clever ppl won't be able to pick it out.''
Yesterday i did something stupid, that ended up screwing me ,my friend, my huby and brother.
So my brother said;
''One stupid person drops a stone to the well\lake..... 100 wise \clever ppl won't be able to pick it out.''
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