I have the worst taste in men.

[Mouse]

Seriously, who picks a guy who eventually becomes so unbalanced that during a heated discussion (not a fight, more of a post-break up 'give me another chance' discussion) he simultaneously laughs and cries and then hands you a knife and asks that you slit his wrists?

FML

[Wesley]

Oh.... My... From your descriptions earlier, I thought you had a good one this time.....

[Mouse]

I thought so too, but the good in him was an act and eventually reality kicked in and the truth of him was revealed.

[Shay]

Wow... damn... I'm sorry. *hugs*

[Eff]

Cut the moDer fAcker.

[Mouse]

Thanks Shay.
Eff, you always know just what to say to make me giggle. smurf, I should have called his bluff. How can a straight dude be such a drama queen??

Ah well, good riddance to bad rubbish. And only 7 months wasted (as opposed to the 10 yrs wasted with ex hubby)

[Eff]

Every relationship that comes toan end should be a happy day, that's coz u didn't merry the guy.
You don't loose hope , look, even chexy found her one , if she could , we all can.
Don't loose faith , just make things happen , and cut the moderFaker already

[Shay]

Lol I find it ironic that you use Chex in this example. (sorry Zot/Chex if I used "ironic" incorrectly)

[Eff]

Jealousy's talking

[chex]

That's not jealousy. She just knows me way too well.

[Dowster]

See that's why I like to start off with reality, it might not create such a good first impression, but it's considerably easier to maintain

Yeah Mousey FYL - if you need any help with the F'ing bit, remember that's what friends are for

[Mouse]

Yeah, now I see why his ex-fiancee had a party to celebrate NOT marrying him!

LOL Dowster, the f part has never been a problem for me... I'm starting to think that I should just bypass a relationship, have a few good f-buddies (I've already got 2 on the line since they heard about my break-up), give up on the plan to have a family and just get another dog.

[Eff]

give up on the plan to have a family and just get another dog.

As a mother of 3 beautiful and lovely children and a baby father i say Hell yes! go for the dog.

[Mouse]

Effie, you rock
If I did get another dog, it would be one of these:


I have such a heart-on for Frenchies

[Eff]

Post a pic of your dog

[Mouse]

see if this works.....

[Eff]

Ohmygoood.
seriously now , i don't think u need another dog. it takes alot to take care of'em and u can't just devorce
them when u had enough..
I think this dog isa beauty ( ) and there's no need for another one.
You keep looking for the best (2legs) dog that fits u well.

[Mouse]

LOL I would never divorce my puppy! There's no such thing as 'had enough' when it comes to K9s, and taking care of them is second-nature to me, all they ask for is love, food and walks.. but mostly love. and I have that in abundance. If I can't find a 2-legged companion to have a family with, I'm all for filling the void with my friends' kids and a few fur-babies

[chex]

You can come babysit any time!

[Mouse]

Hmm.... long commute for a babysit, but at some point I will have to make a visit