Things you don't say to a guy
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Re: Things you don't say to a guy
Well I suppose it can work both ways
I fixed the colour for you btw
I fixed the colour for you btw
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Re: Things you don't say to a guy
Does my butt look big?
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Re: Things you don't say to a guy
Na it looks like a pig.
Dowster wrote:This one time - also know as last Wednesday
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Re: Things you don't say to a guy
I used to get this little gem a lot in high school: "My boyfriend is an bottom, I wish I could find a guy like you".
And I said "Baby you're lookin' good",
That's when I noticed her legs were wood...
That's when I noticed her legs were wood...
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Re: Things you don't say to a guy
I found a nice website before but I can't remember the name, im just gonna search through the browser history to see if I can find it again
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Re: Things you don't say to a guy
If it will ever happen to you ,i'd like to be there...a fly on the wall or something
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Re: Things you don't say to a guy
chex wrote:
I've had better.
Well..i ment it as a quote...
I've had better.
Well..i ment it as a quote...
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Re: Things you don't say to a guy
"So I was at Victoria's Secret the other day..."
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Re: Things you don't say to a guy
"Wow, your penis is quite small"
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Re: Things you don't say to a guy
Your wife called me the other day...
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Re: Things you don't say to a guy
" Let me help you with that"
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Re: Things you don't say to a guy
I've found that saying that to a guy works out quite well.
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''Don't touch''
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Re: Things you don't say to a guy
Sure you can buy me a drink, in fact buy me three, that way maybe you won't look so ugly
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Re: Things you don't say to a guy
"Will you help me tidy up?"
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"It won't work.."
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Re: Things you don't say to a guy
"I saw the most AMAZING [dress/shoes/handbag] today, so I bought it using our joint credit card. It was only £200 and I know you'd have wanted me to get it!"
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"And now you have to take me out so I can put it to use!"Alialialia wrote:"I saw the most AMAZING [dress/shoes/handbag] today, so I bought it using our joint credit card. It was only £200 and I know you'd have wanted me to get it!"