Things you don't say to a guy

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Well I suppose it can work both ways

I fixed the colour for you btw ;)
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Does my butt look big?
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Na it looks like a pig.
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I used to get this little gem a lot in high school: "My boyfriend is an bottom, I wish I could find a guy like you".
And I said "Baby you're lookin' good",
That's when I noticed her legs were wood...
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I found a nice website before but I can't remember the name, im just gonna search through the browser history to see if I can find it again

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:lol:
If it will ever happen to you ,i'd like to be there...a fly on the wall or something :popcorn:
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chex wrote:
I've had better.



Well..i ment it as a quote... ;)
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"So I was at Victoria's Secret the other day..."
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Dr. Carl Sagan
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"Wow, your penis is quite small"
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Your wife called me the other day...
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" Let me help you with that"
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I've found that saying that to a guy works out quite well.
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''Don't touch''
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Sure you can buy me a drink, in fact buy me three, that way maybe you won't look so ugly
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"Will you help me tidy up?"
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"It's yours"
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"It won't work.."
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"I saw the most AMAZING [dress/shoes/handbag] today, so I bought it using our joint credit card. It was only £200 and I know you'd have wanted me to get it!"
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Alialialia wrote:"I saw the most AMAZING [dress/shoes/handbag] today, so I bought it using our joint credit card. It was only £200 and I know you'd have wanted me to get it!"
"And now you have to take me out so I can put it to use!"
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