Chapter 109 --> Nuclear Nightmare

[Clarence]

We cut to the basement and Dougette is here with her one arm using a screw driver to put in the final screw of The Robot. Dougette turns him on.

Robot: WHAT ... WHERE AM I ... WHAT HAPPENED.....

Dougette (while petting the robot like a cat): Everything is ok now.

Robot: WAIT A MINUTE... I REMEMBER I JUMPED IN FRONT OF A ROCKET TO SAVE YOUR LIFE... I WAS BLOWN TO PIECES!

The robot looks himself over to see he has been rebuilt to perfection.

Robot: HOW ... HOW DID YOU DO THIS?

Dougette: With love and a series of epiphanies.

Robot: THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Dougette: Anything for you.

Dougette reaches over and kisses the robot on the cheek leaving a lipstick mark.

Robot: YOUR LIPS TOUCHING MY METAL FACE IS CAUSING ME TO DOWNLOAD MANY FEELINGS.... DOWNLOADING ... DOWNLOADING......

Dougette smiles.

Robot: BONER MODE ACTIVATED!!!

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Steroids Man is saying goodbye to Amanda as she heads in to work.

Steroids Man: Have a good day baby.

Amanda is still in her pajamas and her hair is a mess and she's extra sweaty.

Amanda: You too baby! You too! You too! YOU TOO!

Steroids Man: Ummm.... how come you aren't wearing your police uniform?

Amanda: Oh.... I just like to get dressed at work now.

Steroids Man: That's strange, well I'll kiss you goodbye.

Amanda and Steroids Man kiss she begins to make it very passionate.

Amanda: Yes!! OH YES!!!!

Amanda begins to violently make out with Steroids Man and throws him into wall after wall and destroys most of the living room. Amanda is on top of Steroids Man on the floor and kisses him and bites his lip and pulls back tugging on the lip.

Amanda: Seeya!

Amanda runs and jumps out of the window and disappears.

Steroids Man: Weird, she used to always dress at home...

Phil looks out of his office to see Steroids Man and takes a gun and aims it at him. Phil is shaking and looks really disturbed.

Phil: No... not yet, but soon.... very soon ... must hold back.... we've come this far. It will happen SOON!

Steroids Man turns around to see Phil holding the gun.

Steroids Man: Hey Phil, what's up?

Phil: Your death is going to be so delicious.

Steroids Man: What's that?

Phil: I said ....

*awkward pause*

Phil goes back in his office and shuts the door.

Steroids Man: Hmmmm.....

(Steroids Man is really burnt and can not see the weird things happening all around him.)

Steroids Man: Cartoon and masturbation time!

Steroids Man sits back on the couch and watches cartoons while drinking and with one hand in his pants.

Dougette comes out with her one arm around the robot.

Robot: HEY STEROIDS MAN!

Steroids Man: Hey.... you're back from vacation already?

Robot: I WASN'T ON VACATION, I WAS DEAD!

Steroids Man: Maybe you should go back there.

Robot: THAT HURTS MY FEELING!!!! DOWNLOADING DEPRESSION!

Dougette: Steroids Man!

The robot goes running out of the room.

Dougette: That was cold man. Ice cold.

Dougette leaves to comfort the robot.

Steroids Man sits back on the couch and suddenly scalding hot water gets thrown on him.

Steroids Man: WHAT THE smurf!!! IT BURNS!!!

We show Phil holding a frying pan.

Steroids Man: Did you just throw scalding hot water on me?

Phil: I just had to hurt you.

Steroids Man: What?

Phil: I think you have mail.

Steroids Man: ooooh! Mail!

Steroids Man runs to check the mail and is surprised who he got a letter from.

Steroids Man: No way! It's a letter from Dave!

Steroids Man reads the letter which is as follows:

"Dear Steroids Man,

Hello."

Steroids Man: What the smurf is this? *sigh* I miss that guy... I hope he's ok.

Phil is still in the room.

Steroids Man: Do you think I will ever see Dave again?

Phil: I promise you that you won't.

Steroids Man frowns.

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Outside it's raining. Amanda still hasn't told Steroids Man that she is on crack and lost her job. So when she tells Steroids Man she is going to work, she is really spending all day crying in a random cave somewhere.

Amanda *crying*: Oh Steroids Man... I'm so sorry I let you down!

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Dougette and the Robot are having dinner.

Dougette: Thanks for taking me out, that was really nice!

Robot: I HAD TO THANK YOU FOR REBUILDING ME!

Dougette: No you don't, I did it because I care ... a lot.

Dougette smiles and so does the robot.... in his own way.

Robot: INSTALLING SMILING MODE..... EXTRACTING FILES.

Dougette: You're so cool.

Robot: HEY -- I ALSO MADE YOU THIS.

The robot puts a robotic arm on the table.

Dougette: You didn't!

The Robot: YES -- I BUILT YOU A NEW ARM! LET ME INSTALL IT!

The robot goes over to Dougette and bends her over in the restaurant and she screams as everyone watches the robot force this robotic arm into her missing arm hole.

Dougette: THE AGONY!!!! IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHER-smurf!!!

The robot arm is now in Dougette's shoulder and the robot is hammer fisting it in more securely as the restaurant manager comes over.

Restaurant Manager: Are you ok?

Dougette: Leave us alone, we're tryin to eat!

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Later at supper time, Amanda and Steroids Man are eating dinner. The food looks a bit questionable.

Steroids Man: Thanks for this.....

Amanda: You very much welcome, ok?

**awkward silence

Steroids Man: So.... how was your day?

Amanda: Why do you have to know everything?

Steroids Man gives her a strange look and continues eating the mashed potatoes and chocolate bars.

--meanwhile, Phil is working in his office.

Phil: Tonight's the night, tonight's the night I destroy Steroids Man's life and get my revenge!

Phil looks up to see Dougette peeking in. Phil is pissed and stands up out of his seat.

Phil: YOU!! Again!! I warned you!

Dougette takes a gun and aims it with her new robotic arm.

Dougette: I'm not scared of you, not with my new arm! You've changed man, you're evil.

Phil: Time to die.

Phil approaches Dougette and she shoots at him. The bullets go inside Phil's body and he is not even phased.

Dougette: What are you!?!?

Phil now walks after Dougette as he runs away.

--Back to Amanda and Steroids Man in the kitchen.

Amanda: So what else do you want to talk about?

Steroids Man: I don't know.... why are you sweating so bad, it isn't even warm in here?

Amanda: TALK ABOUT SOMETHING!

Steroids Man: Ok.... how about ... I don't know... Phil?

Amanda: Yeah, Phil is cool.

Steroids Man: Have you noticed he's been acting a little weird lately?

Amanda: What?

Steroids Man: I don't know... he seems weird to me. I'm usually really good at knowing when someone is not being themselves.

Amanda: Are you smurf serious right now?

Steroids Man: I think so...

Amanda: What about me, do you think anything is wrong with me?

Steroids Man: Not that I can notice, right?

Amanda: Let me tell you something you oblivious piece of....

Suddenly Dougette busts into the room out of breath and disturbed.

Dougette: Guys.... Phil is trying to kill me! And he's bulletproof and scary and...

Phil enters the room.

Phil: I'm what?

Dougette: *gasp* ... someone stop him!!!

Phil: Stop me from what?

Dougette: Guys, he's evil!

Steroids Man (to Phil): Did you turn evil?

Phil: No.

Steroids Man: Well that's good enough for me.

Steroids Man dips his chocolate bar into the mashed potatoes and continues eating. Also the robot enters the room.

Robot: HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON?

Phil: I was just about to show everyone the renovations I did on the top floor of this mansion.

Steroids Man: You were?

Phil: Yes, let's all go ... it will be fun.

Dougette: I don't like this one bit but I am so very curious about what's going on up there.

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They all are now seeing the top floor of the mansion. It's all futuristic looking and very bizarre.

Steroids Man: What have you done up here?

Robot: I LIKE IT!

Phil: There's more, Amanda?

Amanda: What?

Phil: Let me show you something over here.

Amanda goes up to Phil and looks at something, turning her back to Phil.

Amanda: What's over here that I should care about?

Phil suddenly grabs her and spins her around takes a knife and puts it to her throat.

Steroids Man: What's going on? Since when do you own a knife?

Dougette: I told you something was up with this guy!

Robot: PHIL!!!! YOU HAVE CHANGED SO MUCH SINCE I LAST SEEN YOU!

(Remember that the robot was destroyed before Phil died. So the robot has no idea that Phil died and came back to life and changed and nobody filled him in)

Robot: SOMEONE FILL ME IN!!!

Amanda: Let me go!!!

Phil has his arm around Amanda and a knife at her throat facing Steroids Man, Dougette and the robot.

Steroids Man: What are you doing, Phil?

Phil (Different and more evil voice): I'm not Phil you fool!

Steroids Man recognizes this evil demonic voice.

Steroids Man: No... it can't be.

Phil suddenly turns darker and begins to show signs of rot. His eyes glow red.

Phil: It's me.... The Manager!

Steroids Man: That's impossible! Man we killed you so many times! The last time your head got cut off, you died, we all seen it! This is ridiculous!

The Manager: It's more than possible, think about it.

The Manager explains things and we piece the clues together with music from Saw. (Remember the music they play at the end of Saw movies when things are getting explained?)

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At the end of Episode 98 where they defeat The Manager after his head is cut off by a closing portal, separating his head and body by two worlds.

The Manager screams as his head smokes.... he looks around at Steroids Man, Amanda, Dougette, the robot, Caleb, Phil, Drew and the zombies.

He looks at Drew.....................

Steroids Man and Amanda hug and everyone cheers as they have saved the world and defeated The Manager once and for all!

Dougette: Ummm..... what about that zombie... he's the only one left?

They look over to see Drew The zombie is still kneeling. Dougette goes over and pushes him down.

Dougette: Well he's dead anyway.

Caleb: He must be the original zombie or something.... we will just have to destroy his corpse.

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Steroids Man did go back to destroy the corpse.... but it was gone.

Steroids Man: That was weird.

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When the Manager was dying he transferred his essence over to Drew. The Manager can transfer his spirit into a dead body through making eye contact.

The Manager now had Drew's ancient zombie body and was waiting for the chance to make his move. The Manager basically lost all his powers but could transfer his soul into another dead body at any time.

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Phil: I did it! I finally got a boner!

Suddenly we see a large bright red beam shoot Phil in the chest and it goes right through him..... Phil is left standing with a huge plate sized hole in his body.

Phil looks down in shock and then falls over.

Steroids Man: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

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After Phil was murdered by the Robotic Dr. Bad in episode 105 and got buried, The Manager had his chance. Using Drew's body, The Manager dug up Phil's grave, opened Phil's eyelids and transferred his soul once again.

We then see Phil (possessed by The Manager) standing and smacking dirt off himself and begin to leave the cemetery.

Phil's body was perfect as the only damage was in the hole in his chest. The Manager looks down and see Phil died with a boner.

The Manager: Oh what the smurf.

The Manager goes into a shed and takes a hack saw to remove the appendage.

The Manager also killed people carefully so as not to ruin their appearance and borrowed their dead bodies, such as military personnel for his plan.

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Steroids Man: So..... you can stay alive in dead people?

The Manager: Yes... but only for so long.... my essence has weakened and soon I will be gone forever....

The Robot: YOU'RE DYING?

The Manager: Yes, I can only survive so long like this since my real body has been destroyed. But before I am completely obliterated I must get my revenge.

Steroids Man: What are you going to do?

The Manager: I'm going to use the last of my strength to kill Amanda and possess her dead body!

Steroids Man: NOOOOO!!!!

Amanda: shazam!!

The Manager: Also, this room is filled with nuclear weapons that I will launch to targets all over the world. Any reputation you had as a hero will be gone when the bombs responsible for destroying the world are launched from your home!

The Manager laughs an evil laugh as Phil's body is rotting more and more. He's almost pure black now and very evil looking with very bright glowing red eyes.

The Manager: I want you to press the button that destroys the world, Steroids Man!

Steroids Man: No!

The Manager: Do it now!

The Manager draws the knife closer to Amanda's throat.

Steroids Man: Ok...

Steroids Man presses the button and computer controlled missiles begin to fly out of the mansion headed for all different countries.

The Manager: WAHAHAHAHAA! Yes! You deserve this Steroids Man! You have destroyed my life and killed me but I still get the last laugh!

Steroids Man: You really suck!

The Manager still holds tightly to Amanda.

The Manager: I'm going to kill your wife now and torment you from her body. Your life is going to be hell when I'm done with you!

Amanda: smurf YOU!!!!

Amanda freaks and manages to slip out of The Manager's hold.

The Manager: No you don't!

The Manger swings the knife at Amanda and she dodges and blocks and knocks the knife out of The Manager's hand.

The Manager: smurf!

Amanda punches and kicks The Manager and knocks him down and steps on his neck. She then takes the knife and cuts the head off the rotting corpse.

Dougette: Holy crap!

Phil's dead and headless body begins to shake violently and see see a red glittery smoke leave the neck hole. This smoke rises to form the image of The Manager.

The Manager: No..... there's no deceased human to possess.... my soul... it's deteriorating!

Steroids Man: Whoa....

Amanda is snorting something.

The Manager: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH smurf YOU STEROIDS MAN!!!!

The Manager's image becomes distorted and sparks fly from the spirit and he disappears leaving a smoking hole behind.

The Manager is now finally dead, completely and once and for all. For real - his very essence and soul is gone, he is no more

Steroids Man: I don't believe it.... Amanda! You killed The Manager! Once and for all!

Amanda: That's cool but.... (looking at the computer monitor) .... there's nuclear missiles about to destroy everyone.

Phil: Not if I can help it!

Everyone looks over at Phil's corpse.

Steroids Man: .... Phil?

The robot (with Phil's voice): I'm over here.

The robot goes over to the computer and talks with Phil's voice.

Phil: I placed a back-up of myself in the robot in case something happened. This danger activated my program.

Phil/The Robot begins typing frantically on the computer.

Steroids Man: What are you doing?

Phil/the Robot: I'm going to try to attempt to save the world and disarm the nuclear missiles remotely. He has this encrypted though....

Phil/the robot frantically types and types and we show the missiles one by one disarm and head back to the mansion where they will land safely for Phil to dispose of.

Phil: There. World saved.

Steroids Man runs to Amanda and they hug.

Steroids Man: I'm so glad you're ok baby!

Amanda: Me too!

They embrace each other tightly.

Phil/The robot and Dougette look down at Phil's mangled headless rotted corpse.

Dougette: Sucks that your body got all desecrated huh?

Phil/The robot: Yeah....

[Wesley]

I wish someone could scan your brain so we could get pictures of the characters as you imagine them.

Dougette with the robot arm is pretty bad-bottom.

Phil2.1.1 is a nice touch. With Phil/the Robot's skills, they should be able to make a Phil 2.2 robot so there are two robots walking around.

Amanda... addiction is not pretty.

[Clarence]

The world doesn't need more annoying robots.

Also I think Phil has bigger plans than to become a robot!

[Guest]

The world doesn't need more annoying robots.

Also I think Phil has bigger plans than to become a robot!

Yes I agree with this two..that phil is bigger than to become a robot with a better kind of weapons.

[bernhardz]

The world doesn't need more annoying robots.

Also I think Phil has bigger plans than to become a robot!

Yes I agree with this two..that phil is bigger than to become a robot with a better kind of weapons.

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A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

[Clarence]

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