Blond..

[Giana]

What is the first thing a blond thinks when she finds out she is pregnant?
"-Is it mine?"

[UnknownSoldier]

Q- How do you kill a blonde?
A- Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottum of a pool

[Giana]

I had to copy it from the old forum:

Two blonds in the shower:
-please give me your shampoo,
-you have one next to you,
-i know,but this is for dry hair,and mine is wet! :winky:


And here is a new one:
2 blonds at the semaphore:
-did you see what beautifull red!
-yes,in deed!
-oo, and look at this beautifull yellow!
-i love yellow!
-waw,what pretty green!
-that`s my kind off green,yes!
-aaa,the red one again,we already seen it,let`s go!

[Giana]

2 blonds talking:
-do you talk to your husband when you make love?
-of course i do...if he calls!

[chex]

That's great! Very unexpected.

[Giana]

One night,in a hospital,a blond nurse is awaking a deep sound asleep patient:
-sir,please wake up,i forgot to give you your sleeping pill!

[Blondie]

That's hilarious.

[Giana]

4 blonds going back home from a vacation,where they went without their husbands;first one says
-girls,i am going to tell my husband how many times a cheat on him on this vacation!
The others 3 are thinking:
-what idiot!
-what courage!
-what memory!

[Giana]

2 blond talking,one evening:
-which one is further,Moon or London?
-geez,you are stupid...do you see London from here?

[UnknownSoldier]

you know... she does have a point... I cant see london from here...

[Giana]

Neither can i!

[Giana]

2 blond girls talking:
-have you ever seen i deer ?
-yes,on TV!
-no,in nature?
-nope,my father wont let me take the TV outside!

[Blondie]

A man walks into a restaurant and sees a blonde waitress staring at an orange juice carton!

He says, "Why are you staring at that carton so intently?"
She says, "I was reading it, and it said concentrate!"


Just thought I'd copy this over from the old forum.

[Giana]

3 blond girls celebrating into a bar,dancing and singing.After a while,the bartender asks them what are they celebrating.
-we just finished a puzzle and it only took us 3 months!
-so?,asks the bartender
-on the box it was written 2-4 years!

[LaLou]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[Clarence]

I think I heard this one before, but it's still funny!

[Giana]

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

[Giana]

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

[LeBossle]

I think I heard this one before, but it's still funny!

I saw it on the achievements of some game...

[Giana]

What did the blonde mother say to the blonde daughter?

"If you're not in bed by 12, you can come home!"